Nope. Calling this one Void.

"WHOO-WHEE! That's a lot of Handbags right there!"

The first time the minister had ever disposed of a body by kicking it out of an airplane at the end of a funeral service.

R.I.P. Steve Irwin.
I am pleased with this one

And Captain Bob Smith thought his day was starting bad...
 

"So, after being a POW for a few years, I'll have to explain to my superior officer how a P51 Mustang shot my F16 out of the air. Well, at least I'm covered by the Geneva convention... Aww shit."

Soo.... you guys like jazz?

"So I'm being sent to the crocodile worshiping people of the Nile for my missionary work? I don't see any problem sir."

$%&#!


Or better yet! OWNED

Damn... I've got at least two or three more good ones, but because of the one entry rule I can't post them, or Flare would have my ass.

Looks like GI Joe needs to teach this parashute class:

"Never jump out of a plane over crocadile infested waters."

Class: "And now we know!"

"And knowing is half the battle"

Class: "Go Joe!"

On a sign posted at ManWorld, on the Planet of the Crocodiles...

"A warning to the first three rows: You will get wet."

(croc) I just LOVE chinese food, they'll deliver ANYWHERE! bwa-ah

Crocodiles: Three little girls from school are we...

Man: Wow! Singing crocodiles! Cool!

Croc Director: Dammit... Cut... why did we have to shoot at the skydiving academy again?

Coming in 2009....What happens when you Skydive out of a plane filled with snakes? Crocs on a beach.

No caption this time guys I just wanted to apologize for not ending the last round I came down with a horrible case of food poisoning on Monday and have been out of comission since. Carry on!

you all lose, the caption I was looking for is "Well, looks like the sherriff has finally got them Duke boys in a clever trap after their skydiving trip..."

Just kidding. Nikose wins.

You stole that bit from me! Of course, I stole it from Jackie Mason.... and he stole it from Buster Keaton, who himself stole it in 1907 from a time-travelling Bill Hicks....

My point is what was I talking about again?

Hey, I didn't see any copyright or patent on it.

Plus I just wanted to do a Dukes of Hazzard one.

Then perhaps a General Lee would have helped.

Man:
I've finally escaped George and that giant shark of his so now I only have to do is get to the is get to the beach and............................................... ....................................
















FUCK
And Im late posting

This really isn't my day

The greedy guy with the Private Pyle avatar is now up for posting.

Screw that! this is MY victoly! D:

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Geez, I take 1 day to not come online.

Katamari: Unsurprisingly Lesbian

"Now my human snowman is a third of the way complete!"

Who needs pick up lines when you have a katamari.

When We asked you to get Us some lollies*, for Us and Our fans that's not what We meant Princess. You have disappointed Us all. Especially the koalas. We were going to have candy, now YOU will have lasers.

*Not Caption: That's what I get for sleeping I suppose.

Lolly means candy in Australian.

Katamari's Brothel of Rather Sticky Hos. Having the girls laugh at the obligatory "playing with balls" jokes costs extra.

Now that's how you pick up chicks!

Daddy, can I keep them?

You might say it gives new meaning to the word "Clingy".

Flare Wins,
Petunia Runs up.
Nikose apologizes for his computer spontaneously combusting (AGAIN) and promises to buy TWO computers for next time.

Not enough! Seppuku for you! *gavel SMASH*

Seriously, you've been bossy in PM and in here. :/ why so much bossiness?

*Is on the board*

Woohoo!

And now for your viewing plesure...

Once Ralph Fiennes, took on the role of Lord Voldemort he became evil, and with his evilness came the power to grow to the size of his ego.

"I present to you, Chuck Norris' apprentice"

The past few years have been hard on Apache Chief....

Bossy? How Dare You! DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
 

"Baaaahburah, Baaahburah...."

See? It's like those pictures the tourists take of them tryin' to hold up the Leaning Tower, only I look like I'm trying to push it over instead! Nobody's ever done that before! I am a friggin' genius!"

Up next:
Titamen Square
Big Ben
The Washington Monument
The Effile Tower
and finally the Pyrimids at Giza

and after that he's installing a chair for himself next to Lincoln in his memorial...they watch sports together on weekends

you know to break up the action

All whilest grabbing his crotch.

Cover art for rick moranis' latest movie, "Honey I blew up Jason Statham"

"And thus, did the little people of little italy die as Joe Everyman kicks over their tower pretending to be a giant. Today, only the ruins of little Italy remain to show the past, and the threats of building a tower even a touch too large.

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

Major Blood Won, with POS as the first loser (AKA 2nd)

And Skyshot won a bigger jar of dirt.

And the funny thing is, that caption works well with just about everything.

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Paradise by the dashboard light.

If you don't drive the speed limit the terrorists win.

Other side of sign reads, "But only because the budget didn't extend to a submarine."

"49...50...51! Fire at will, Fox Two!"

Now that the Democrats have gotten the majority in Congress, the military has begun experimenting with new ways to raise revenue in preparation for the coming budget cuts.

You thought we were just bullshitting you, didn't you?

*sound of missle being fired*

guy: "dude, i think maby you should slow down."

guy2: "FUCK THAT!!!!

In the cockpit
 

"Sir, is this really necessary?"

"Private, when I say 'Fire the Nukes', I want you to ask 'How many, sir?'!"

"What's with this traffic jam, private?"
"I think we've wandered in to the Captain's pratical joke, sir."
*laughter is heard over the radio*

ROBOtrafficCOP

Geez...The Army TRIES to be badass, but in the end, it's all just smoke and mirrors.

(EDIT) I fully approve of the below quote.

Then the navy showed up to F*** everything up.

"Tonight on Top Gear, we find out which is faster, a Buggatti Veyron, or a Hellfire missile!"

The past few years have at least been a bit better on Airwolf.

Meh close enough.

Skyshot wins for the excellent Warcraft reference. Nikose comes in with an extremely close second.

More accurately, I win for being Skyshot. Because I'm Skyshot. Which makes me Skyshot. And I win.
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The Playstation 4: The only device that will make 13 year old boys confused about what the saying "Turning your joystick" means.

The new PS4 controller makes it nearly impossible to figure out the Konami Code.

It's really not as hard as it looks to use.
Once you get the Mind chip implant you'll be a sony mind sla-I mean....customer for life! and not because you're forced to.

Following the overall failure of the Playstation 3, Sony decided to take a new direction when developing the PS4. Namely, the reintegration of the rumble feature, the removal of the rest of the controller's circuitry, and a marketing campaign targeted directly at women.

The secret behind that controller, of course, is that only about three of the buttons on it do anything meaningful in terms of gameplay. Most of the others just trigger recordings of various executives at Sony yelling "Fuck you, stupid gamer!" A few even electrocute the person holding it.

News Anchor: Sony recalled the playstation 4 today, after it's controller was shown in studies to cause gamer's heads to explode.

And yet, it's still easier to use than the original X-Box controller.

The bare minimum needed for the Chuck Norris game. He's just that fucking awesome.

this is what happens when every Wii attachment is hooked up

Can't choose what game to play? The PS4 lets you play all of them simultaneously.


Sony is not held responsible for seizures or deaths caused by the PS4.

The infinity button sucks you in to a dimention where you can only play sucky and watered down games for all eternity

And yet only one game will actually have a use for all those.

".....And since we won the format war, AND the System war, obviously we need to win the useless button war too!"

Due to an oversight in the marketing department, the PS4 was targeted at octopus gamers.... again.