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...you know, I completely missed that. I thought you were making a joke about women being more multi-task oriented. That perceived version of the joke actually had you as a contender for first or second, too.
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I was wondering what the hell happened!
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Testing new avatar
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First, ugainius, that's spam.
Second, I believe October's up. |
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President Bush
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The next evolution stage for politicions.
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"My hobbies include debating on online forums..."
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(In a distinctly muffled voice) "See, I told ya' I could do it!"
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I hate to call this early, but I don't know if I'll be able to be online Sunday.
Besides, nobody can top Squishy Cheek's response. Skyshot got close though. |
I know this one won't count but I have to get it off my chest.
"Hey, I haven't eaten corn!" |
And now for a racist depiction of an ethnicity, circa 1961.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3499/roonlgdh5.jpg |
WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIII*Quick breath* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Though quite refreshing,
Fire's out, so don't play with The extinguisher. |
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a tire-iron!!!
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Come on People, you've got an hour left. Don't disappoint me.
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This is what happens when you don't read the directions for your new Wok.
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The "Scary Movie" series springs to mind...
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P O S has won
Wolf has come in second place I feel dirty now |
...and so you always shall!
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/ph...ney_pelosi.jpg It's possible that I only find this amusing because it's a quarter after five in the morning. |
Well, my skin just started crawling and I have the feeling that my soul is being slowly eroded by a rapacious abyss of evil, so...I'm guessing he's checking out my knockers, right?
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That stance of yours won't save you from the "Kermit Face".
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IT'S THE SHIRE!
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Okay... Got a good view... Now I just have to reach into my pocket for my "pen" and... Oh yeah, thats it...
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"You know, maybe having a female speaker isn't so bad after all."
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Giggity Giggity Giggity
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Wait a minute THERES ONLY 12 STRIPES ON THAT FLAG
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Vice President Cheyney is such a douche... He's standing right behind me isn't he?
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Hm....for a robot replicant, she turned out very nice.....very nice indeed...
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Why didn't they give me a mike? And that gavel. What nutjob would give Pelosi a mike and gavel? "Hey guys, we want to make sure Pelosi is heard when she talks!"
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Darth Cheney Speaks
Darth Cheney: Nancy, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together we can rule the world as father and daughter.
Nancy: What are you saying?! Darth Cheney: Nancy, I am your Father. Nancy: NO! That can't be! Thats not possible! |
If I fold my hands no one will see my gigantic boner.
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Cheney: I'd hit that.
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I swear if someone doenst get this perv away from me in the next 5 seconds I'm gonna shove this gavel up his butt!!
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Scha---WING!! If you don't get the reference, then shame on you.
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Must, wash away, the sin.
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Sorry for the delay but YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!
Anyway, Satan's Onion wins for being the first to use what was essentially the staple joke for this picture. Squishy Cheeks gets second place for not using the same joke. Everyone else gets nasty looks for not noticing that they are clearly reacting to something out of frame, and oh the hilarity that could have ensued from the possibilities. |
Yay! I thought "rapacious abyss of evil" might appeal to you, too ^_^ .
Anyway, every time I win I keep resisting the urge to post this picture 'cos I wonder if it's not a bit...well, too much Red Dwarf, what with my avvy and sig and all. But what the hell, it's just too good to pass up! http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4...yourteakp6.png Have at thee. |
Kryten gives a new meaning to "beating it".
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Kryten I'm not sure I'm confortable with your new cream dispenser.
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Forget the robot, I have H FACE!!!!!
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Is there a john near here? I mean seriously, where's the H-love?
An' they ain't waffles, no matter how hard you try to sell 'em.... |
"Well sir it has two functions. Suck, and blow."
(I can't BELIEVE someone hasn't said that yet.) |
I was just another day at the breakfast table when Kryten called Rimmer a certain 4-letter name starting with "H" when he refused to indulge him of his new suction device.
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hey, is that a Hose in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
...Oh, it's a hose. I'm not dissapointed! >> << |
Cat: I'm not sure that new creme dispenser is really such a good idea. I mean, A; it's attached to your groin, and B: It's just ain't fashionable!
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Hey, you should get that H on your forehead checked out.
It might be cancer. |
The 1970's called...they want their yellow suit back
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Gay eye for the "H on his forehead guy".
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Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck............Duck, Duck, Duck........................Duck, Duck, Duck etc.
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Flare is a copy cat
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Not really, as I changed some stuff to make it from Cat's POV, and to have his attitude. (Is a fan of the show)
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Moving on: "Let's see, here's your waffles, sir.... and I believe you ordered the oversized cock joke, right? Ah yes, here you go.... enjoy!" |
Wowee, lots of great captions here! I think mine might've been along the lines of "Ha! He doesn't know it yet, but the milk-to-sugar ratio in his morning cup of tea is off by nearly seventeen percent! Vengeance is mine! That'll teach him to call me Commander U-Bend."
But that's just me. Now onto this round's crop o' winnarz. POS Industries and Flarecobra deserve Honorable Mentionizings for eliciting well the voices of Kryten and a late-series Cat, respectively. The SSB Intern and DbS are also Mentioned Most Honorably for their most chuckle-eliciting attempts to steer the captioning in a non-Dwarfy direction. Nikose, SC, OctoberRaven and greed are furthermore Honorably Mentionated here because (a) jokes about penises and masturbation are good for any occasion and (2) they made me giggle. But this time it goes to Major Blood 'cos I'm just crazy like that. |
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Want to lock in that new-car smell? Try new Auto-Wrap today!
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Jim still couldn't convince his bodies his car was the newest model of Delorean.
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Jameson will think twice before slandering Spiderman again.
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It's Rolf from Ed, Edd, and Eddy's car
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Little did Jimmy know, the plastic was not as effective as advertised when being hit by a train.
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Laura Palmer's car. How outdated a pop culture reference can you get?
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"Why do you have your car wrapped in plastic?"
"HELL-OOO! That was Stan Lee's car at one point. I must keep it in mint condition!" |
Not again...
"Well, at least this time they didn't use Duct Tape"
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Sated for now, the car eating giant put one away for later.
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The boy who lived in a bubble finally turned 16 and his parents gave him this for his birthday?
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It was only after his preparations were over that Bill the hypochondriac realized he'd wrapped his keys in the car.
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After several months, the car will emerge from its cocoon as a beautiful SUV.
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You know Khael? Until Mauve Mage posted her caption, i had you pegged as the winner. Now you're just the runner up because Mauve's is superb.
Mauve wins. |
If mauve didn't win I would have declared shenanigans
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Nooo! Quick Mauve, forget to post for twenty four hours!!
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Okay, she hasn't posted her pic.
Khael, it's all yours. |
How fragnificent! I'll get off this PSP and grab a pic for you guys.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k2...Mirrorhead.jpg Fire at will! |
"Huh, that's wierd, I really should keep off the drugs."
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Strong Mad became a biker, and went on several criminal rampages.
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The Tick villains: Where Are They Now?
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I envision a future where there is an arm on every shoulder and a razor blade on every neck!
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*Turns around* What? Expecting me to be headless or something?
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Oh bugger! I wish I hadn't watched the Final Destination movies last night...this would have been more suprising
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