At that moment, the Chosen Hound learned a valuable lesson about cat claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!

Why I hate this thread.

Why cats are cooler then dogs. Especally demonic cats.

Cat: "I like superchops".
Dog: "I also like superchops, with gravy"

(Sorry, it popped into my head as soon as I saw this.. )

Pure win. I'm not even going to make an attempt at competition with this one.

you can't beat "Enter the Dragon." especially out of context. In that spirit I give you a clash of two titans.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/2026/cnorrissp8.jpg

Sooo, assuming I don't get banninated for mentioning Chuck Norris:

Bruce Lee; Chuck Norris Kryptonite.

((A side note: Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in this scene when he actually made full contact hits on Lee. Norris later said that it was the hardest he had ever been hit and considered himself honored to get his butt kicked by Lee.))

"So... Why do you have your hand there?"

"Do you... do you want me to stop?"

"Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you."

"...And here's a shot of Chuck Norris' stunt double, who you know as Luke Skywalker." don't tell me he doesn't look like Luke in this picture.

It was as if a thousand Internet memes had cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.

Moments after this picture was taken, Mr. Norris and Mr. Lee started to salsa dance.

Objection!
Clearly this cannot be Chuck Norris as Mr. Edgeworth claims.
He has no beard and is therefore not Chuck Norris!


(on an unrelated note...I've been playing way too much of Mr. Wright's excelent lawyer game. Also I know it's him...good movie by the way almost as good as the one with Kareem Abdul Jabar...he's very tall)

Chuck: "How do ya get your hair like that? Mine's like this ol' barn hay, can't do a thing with it".
Bruce: "Herbal Essence, stupid".

His plan almost complete, Dr Doom dropped Mr T into the middle of it. And then the world exploded.

Bruce: Be gentle Chuckie.

As their eyes met, each simultaneously thought about the other, "Yeah, I'd totally hit that".

The original caption was removed due to obscene phallic symbolism. But it did involve the world blowing up, though.

...and then all life in Asia ceased to be.

What was that? An exhibition? You need emotional content.

PoS is almost the winner.

Satan's onion is so wrong, it wins.

The bad pun in my caption makes it even better! ^_^

I set the dials on the Wayback Machine especially way-back for this one!

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2...osiegd1.th.png

Early homosexual couples were forced to assume social camoflauge even in family photos.

(sorry but those are both clearly men, I will delete this if it is offensive)

"When do you think they're going to invent colors?"

"One day, lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains?"
"No, not the curtains!!!"

Actually, Demetrius, in light of who those two men actually are in that photo, I'm not sure how it could be all that offensive.

"And to think, Bosie, one day there will be a series of tubes through which all sorts of information can be sent all over the world, and people will use those tubes to attribute false quotes to me on every page of a parody encyclopedia.

They won't say much about you, though. At least nothing nice. It's not like you won't deserve it, though. In fact, the most anyone will ever say about you will be in another section of the tubes, taking place in a bizarre comedy game. You see, one of the jokes will sort of ramble on a bit about us, the author not really sure how to wrap the whole bit up in some concise punchline. It will be just awful, and I'm ashamed to have any part in it."

-- Oscar Wilde on how much of a hack POS Industries is.

"Pimps and Whores of the Great Depression: A Smithsonian Exhibition."

Donald: "One day, Marie, someone will post this picture on a magic box and other people will try and make fun of it"

Marie: "...Are you on opium again?"

Donald: "...Yes."

(EDIT: I can't BELIEVE I missed that Bruce Lee one! I blame my Champions game... I would have said:

Bruce: "STOP...In the name of love!")

Yes I'm Oscar Wilde. Yes this picture could send me to gaol. Yes I have balls the size of Canada.

The opening scene of "Bill and Ted's Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non-Non excellent adventure!"

Mandibles.

Wowee! This has turned out to be a surprising caption harvest this time round. Brownie points for effort to all those who recognized Oscar Wilde and his young partner-in-naughty-secksual-doings, Lord Alfred "Bosie" Douglas. However, there can be only one (I love that phrase!), so I must now declare greed Winnarz for this round with POS in Extremely Close Second Place, for they both made me laugh aloud (or "ell oh ell" in your strange Intarwub-lingo), but c'mon, "balls".

**giggle** balls...

Thanks SO, and without further ado I present

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...oomuchtime.jpg

Bush had decided to try a super shroom for himself.
The dangers of mixing cold medications.

Bush discussing foreign policy with Dick Cheney.

To answer your question, Billy, this is why we invaded Iraq in propeller-driven flying clown heads.

You want to invade the mushroom kingdom? Simple, just tell people they are working on fire flower weapons of mass destruction, and forge some inteligence to support your claims.

Heh...
 

GOP PR man: Okay, I was thinking, and I thought, "What the Republican Party needs is to reach out to the young voters, to speak to them in a language they'll understand". So I booted up the Photoshop and came up with--this! Ta da! See, it's the President and...um...one of those characters from a video game, I'm led to believe it's a pretty famous one. Also, it has other things from that video game in the picture! If young people don't respect the President and the GOP after seeing this picture, then I dunno what'll do it."

Bush: So you're telling me that instead of the A-rabs, I should be going for Aye-talian plumbers with stereotypical accents?

Bowser: And remember, in that country, the Princess is ALWAYS in another castle.

You want to Legally invade and overthrow a country, here's what you have to do...make up some stuff, then you blitz in, go right for their capitol. They'll fall within a month. From there, you just spread out and maintain the grip on the country until you reformat their government into one that supports you. That's all you need to do. TOTALLY not a rip-off of SC's post..mine has more detail.

I believe that's what Vanilla Ice said when he ripped off Queen.

POS wins through absolute absurdity and my love of the Koopa Clown Car, though Loki is a close second.

What's funny is that I have no idea who Billy is.

http://quirkynomads.com/photos/image...4_070205px.jpg

Maybe it's this guy.

The New and Improved Captain Lou Albano.
The dangers of mixing pop culture references.

The klingon gay pride parade. They're here, they're queer, and they'll maul you with their Bat'leths if you get in their way.

An unexpectedly nerdcore change in image for Willie Nelson.

WAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The little known Klingon hero 'Doj Dogh Duy'. He is not well known for a reason.

Klingons can fight to the death, sure, but god forbid they leave the house without their sunglasses.

"FOR THE HORDE!!"

Fencer, that "dangers of mixing (phrase)" is due for a win. Just not this time. You come in second.

I'm handing the win to Loki because the Klingon phrase he used actually translates to "Impressive Foolish Agent", which made it more amusing upon closer inspection.

So, there you go.

Even Hard Gay loves Klingons.

...

not part of the caption:
I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too
Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you
Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod bitches
My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges

See, that right there is just heartbreaking, because:

1) The competition's already over.

2) The "not part of the caption" thing would've won easily.

Man, I'm just bummed out, now.

Buh...wha...huh?
 

The win you say?

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...412312/HIB.jpg

Here it is! Make me proud!

An ambitious drunken joy-ride.
The dangers of mixing liquor and stupid.

This isn't what they mean by "fly-by-wire".

Whoa! It's the world's first power line-grinding plane! Now ten times more retarded and annoying to use than a regular plane. Now that's progress.

"...Is this gonna dock me some points?"

John Kennedy Jr.'s flight exam. I'm going to hell for this

"Um...wow. Dude, you know how you told me you can like, party all you want 'n' shit once you get seven miles away from the mainland of a country?"

"Yeah, dude. It was on The Simpsons and everything."

"I think it means seven miles away from land, like, on the ocean. Seriously, I looked it up on Wikipedia and everything."

"Oh...Shit."

It's 12 miles, not 7.

Tony Hawk flying a plane?

Don't you try and make me all confused with your facts and evidence!

"Tower this is Echo-five-niner... our flight plan has hit a snag, please advise."

"...President Bush, what did we tell you, if you can't drive a forklift you can't fly an aircraft either."

"Of course I can! I am the decider!"

The pilot should be glad this isn't Rogue Squadron or that plane would be toast... then he'd only be eligible for a bronze medal.

MAVERICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why B.A. Baracus "aint gettin' on no plane FOOL!"

Oops.

(If you want, I can make up a more complcated one...)

We are about to begin our decent into Two Big Shiney Balls City.

Congratulations! (I knew you could do it.)
 

POS could have won, but I remember reading a rule against POS winning...

FBM got the laugh, and therefore a solid second place.

Squishy Cheeks had this win the moment thier post hit.

I'd have to say all of these were excellent, and deserve bonus points that don't really matter to anyone except me.

I'm going to hell for that.

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/691...cellarswv3.jpg

"Got a light?"

I"M SEXY!!

"WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?! "

Costumes from early 80's movies sure do suck don't they?