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POS Industries 03-13-2007 11:45 PM

"No, grandma, it's not time for Wheel of Fortune yet. Get back down there."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki, The Fallen
POS could have won, but I remember reading a rule against POS winning...

I think that rule is altogether void, given the fact that I just won about 3 or 4 times since it was posted. I mean, don't get me wrong, that caption wasn't at all my best work. I'm just saying for future reference.

Demetrius 03-14-2007 12:14 AM

"Damn it. Sheryl get me my boom stick, the deadites are back again!"

Death by Stabbing 03-14-2007 12:20 AM

I think that clown is what's sending Squishy to his predicted hell

Loki, The Fallen 03-14-2007 12:39 AM

ignore this title
 
Uh, miss, you have a bit of red on you.

Satan's Onion 03-14-2007 12:51 AM

"Why will no one go to the prom with me?"

Mike McC 03-14-2007 02:30 AM

Squishy Cheeks, the morning after.
The dangers of mixing something something.

Squishy Cheeks 03-14-2007 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bravefencer Shinryuu
Squishy Cheeks, the morning after.
The dangers of mixing something something.

It's all fun and games till you pass out, your friends roll you in flour, throw you in the cellar, and chain the door. at least I hope that was flour

greed 03-14-2007 04:59 AM

The zombie knowing the power of the chin, hid until Adam Eckhart left.

Nikose Tyris 03-14-2007 10:18 AM

"THREAD RESSURECTION- ALWAYS A BAD IDEA."

Squishy Cheeks 03-15-2007 02:04 AM

And the winner is... *drum roll*

POS for his lovely portrayal of the plight of the elderly.

Second place to fencer, for making me chuckle. Well played old bean, well played.

POS Industries 03-15-2007 02:20 AM

Beware the Ides of Go Fuck Yourself!

http://home.comcast.net/~soxfiend2004/lost.jpg

Squishy Cheeks 03-15-2007 02:22 AM

DANGER!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! PEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE!!!

Mike McC 03-15-2007 02:24 AM

We're on a collision course with Wackiness!
The dangers of mixing Matt LeBlanc with anything.

Arhra 03-15-2007 02:39 AM

"Let's see how you fare against my latest invention, you bubble-headed booby!" - Doctor Smith

F-Cupid Rager 03-15-2007 02:52 AM

Thank you Doctor for saving me from the "Fish Heads" song that Will Robinson will release in a few Earth Years..... Ahhh, sledge me!!!!!

OctoberRaven 03-15-2007 08:40 AM

"Don't worry son, this is just.... maintenance... yes, maintenance."

Satan's Onion 03-15-2007 09:39 AM

"No, Doctor Smith, no! You gotta make it look like an accident, otherwise there'll be questions...Screw it, just gimme the damn thing. Clearly it's taking everything you have just to lift the friggin' sledgehammer off the ground."

Skyshot 03-15-2007 09:56 AM

"Wait, Gallagher! That's not a -- oh, no..."

Flarecobra 03-15-2007 10:14 AM

The robots will never control us!

Akamaz 03-15-2007 11:19 AM

If i've told you once Dr smith, I've told you a thousand times, a sledgehammer is not the robot equivalent of a roofie

Lord of Joshelplex 03-15-2007 11:36 AM

DAMN YOU R GUN RIVALE! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

Major Blood 03-15-2007 11:56 AM

"Don't worry robot, I'LL get the fly!"

mauve 03-15-2007 01:51 PM

"[EXCLAMATION:] OH GOD NO! [ANALYSIS:] OUR HUMANS HAVE TURNED ON US!"

MuMu 03-15-2007 05:47 PM

"Ay ay ay ay ay ay, where are the Rangers!?"

OctoberRaven 03-15-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zicquall
"Ay ay ay ay ay ay, where are the Rangers!?"

If POS doesn't declare this the winner I'm calling Shenanigans. That was awesome.

POS Industries 03-15-2007 07:05 PM

Trying to tell me what to do is only going to make it lose more! Are you sure you want to hurt it's chances like that?

Fenris 03-15-2007 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberRaven
If POS doesn't declare this the winner I'm calling Shenanigans. That was awesome.

Butting in here a bit, but I didn't find it that funny.

I might not have gotten the reference, but I didn't find it that funny.

Just sayin'.

OctoberRaven 03-15-2007 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenrisWolf
Butting in here a bit, but I didn't find it that funny.

I might not have gotten the reference, but I didn't find it that funny.

Just sayin'.

Point taken. If you don't catch the reference there's no way you'd find it finally.

POS Industries 03-16-2007 01:52 AM

Enough talk! Verdict now!

Satan's Onion wins with her winningness. Skyshot comes in second place, with his power of not winning quite as much.

Satan's Onion 03-16-2007 03:43 AM

Ha! I knew everyone on Lost in Space secretly wanted to get rid of that damn robot. What with its wavin' its arms around all willy-nilly and yelling "DANGER!" and such.

Now to begin my Quest for A Good Picture...I shall be back shortly.

Lord of the Edit: Ta daaa! I dunno what other girls see in that bleach-blond elf or the human dude with the filthy hair that Viggo Wotsisface played. Pippin was always my favorite...

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4...croppedwe3.png

Squishy Cheeks 03-16-2007 04:10 AM

Sam was truely heart broken when he caught Pippin and Frodo rolling in the hay together.

Skyshot 03-16-2007 04:35 AM

"Look, would you just leaf me alone?"

Grandmaster_Skweeb 03-16-2007 07:11 AM

"Shaggin me a Baggins!"

Loki, The Fallen 03-16-2007 08:56 AM

Another Title
 
Pippin: "My Precious!"

Frodo: "Oh God No!"

OctoberRaven 03-16-2007 09:25 AM

Frodo had one too many drinks at Bilbo's birthday party...

EDIT: I know picture responses aren't valid, but I just HAD to share this, a screenshot of a subtitle from a Portugese bootlegged copy of LOTR:

http://www.geocities.com/badboy_evil_dead/wtfman.jpg

Flarecobra 03-16-2007 10:17 AM

Bow chika bow wow?

Mike McC 03-16-2007 10:47 AM

Frodo getting off without the ring's help for once.
The dangers of mixing bad facial expressions.

Akamaz 03-16-2007 12:01 PM

what do you mean you're gonna "slep me uvver de radish?? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

MuMu 03-16-2007 06:20 PM

"One does not simply walk into my pants, Frodo"
"I'll have to use my "Ring" then"

Major Blood 03-16-2007 08:13 PM

Pippin: Gay sex! It's really not so bad!

POS Industries 03-17-2007 02:35 AM

Okay, Baggins, Frodo thought to himself, It'll all be over soon. Just lay back, close your eyes, and think of Legolas...

Fifthfiend 03-17-2007 02:45 AM

BUTTSECKS?

Satan's Onion 03-17-2007 03:20 AM

Faix an' begorrah, what a foin crop o' captions this toime round! (Go on, guess which accent I'm butchering here!) Well, Flare and Major Blood both made me chuckle, for an honorable mention; POS made me laugh aloud for another Mention Most Honorable--I'm sure I musta saw that sentence in a fanfiction somewhere, but I couldn't place it exactly...

But fifth cut right to the heart of the matter--or at any rate the throbbing genitals and orifices of the matter--so A Winner Is Him.

POS Industries 03-17-2007 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan's Onion
I'm sure I musta saw that sentence in a fanfiction somewhere, but I couldn't place it exactly...

I assure you, my dear, that line was entirely original! ...From an original slashfic that I originally wrote. The best part is when it crosses over with Harry Potter, and Snape shows Gandalf the real way to use a wand!

Death by Stabbing 03-17-2007 02:21 PM

Wait Wait wait! You're not a chick...oh man...I've wasted my life trying to get in your pants...all for nothing...you can have him Sam

Mike McC 03-17-2007 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death by Stabbing
Wait Wait wait! You're not a chick...oh man...I've wasted my life trying to get in your pants...all for nothing...you can have him Sam

Please to be checking if the contest is being over before doing with the posting with 11 hours of the lateness.

Fifthfiend 03-17-2007 05:46 PM

Oh man, nobody doesn't love a little Buttsecks.

Anyway here you go.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/...MrBlueDuck.jpg

I mean, everybody loves moogles.

Skyshot 03-17-2007 05:50 PM

Early screenshot from Final Fantasy XXXVII, for the Playstation 8.

Mike McC 03-17-2007 06:03 PM

Man, Photoshop Phriday has really gone downhill. Eh-hem, anyway, on with the caption.

CUTE BUTTSECKS!?
The dangers of mixing Final Fantasy with anything.

Also, direct linking, Fifth? Bad. Very bad. Very very bad. You should be flogged.

Squishy Cheeks 03-17-2007 08:16 PM

Kupo! Looks like I made the wrong turn at Albequrque.

xravi 03-17-2007 08:48 PM

Chri-what now kupo?

Ex. 68471 03-17-2007 10:38 PM

Cherub1: Oi. They ARE getting desperate for cupids these days, huh?
Cherub2: Yep. Hey, at least this guys better than that frickin' imp, huh?
Cherub1: That's true.
Moogle: Kupo!
Cherubs1 & 2: Except for that. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Moogle: Kupo?

greed 03-18-2007 12:48 AM

Look I know you like religious imagery, but seriously this is the stupidest limit break ever.

Fifthfiend 03-18-2007 05:17 PM

Greed wins. I lolled.

Bravefencer gets an honorable mention for threatening to flog me. You know I like it rough, sugarpants.

greed 03-18-2007 06:48 PM

Behold, why cats rock.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...7/painting.jpg

Nikose Tyris 03-18-2007 06:57 PM

Cats are Jerks.

Loki, The Fallen 03-18-2007 07:45 PM

Muahaha
 
Operation "Baby Blue" is a success! Now I am the cutest!

xravi 03-18-2007 07:57 PM

This is what you get for playing pretend with my tail, asswipe.

Scooter 03-18-2007 09:12 PM

what? the baby was like that when I got here....

Flarecobra 03-18-2007 09:25 PM

Dude, who dumped the paint on Shiney Jr?

Sir Pinkleton 03-18-2007 09:33 PM

"Now Comrades, strike it while it's stunned!"

Major Blood 03-18-2007 09:39 PM

"Okay, who blue the baby?"
If you don't get the reference, you are severely lacking in awesome.

OctoberRaven 03-18-2007 09:48 PM

"Bwahaha... now with this female Smurf, I'll be able to spy on Smurf Village!

Mike McC 03-18-2007 10:39 PM

(no caption needed)
The dangers of mixing bad captions with good pictures

Fifthfiend 03-18-2007 10:52 PM

"That'll learn you to shit yourself when it's feeding time."

Squishy Cheeks 03-18-2007 11:47 PM

How do you like a taste of your medicine, P.E.T.A.?

POS Industries 03-19-2007 05:33 AM

...and that baby grew up to make millions of dollars beating on a PVC pipe in front of sold out crowds.

The cat was merely spayed.

Averross 03-19-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberRaven
"Bwahaha... now with this female Smurf, I'll be able to spy on Smurf Village!

Excellent! I think we have a winner.

With the cops out of commision, the Jet Grind Radio delinquints really had no one else to tag.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 03-19-2007 11:48 AM

"The war has begun..."

Red Fighter 1073 03-19-2007 04:21 PM

And so the cat did let the bucket roll on to the baby's head in such a way..

And there was much rejoicing


Anti-kudos if you don't get the reference

Fenris 03-19-2007 05:16 PM

And so, Fluffy did get his revenge for when the child became too "curious" and investigated Fluffy's litterbox.

Scooter 03-19-2007 05:35 PM

has 24 hours passed yet?

I'm very impatient

Death by Stabbing 03-19-2007 06:20 PM

"It's all over now Baby Blue"

Mike McC 03-19-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooter
has 24 hours passed yet?

I'm very impatient

Every post has a timestamp on it. Once the time on that timestamp matches the current time again, save for the date, an period of time that is a multiple of 24 hours has past.

Impaitence is no excuse for being a moron. Remember this.

Fenris 03-19-2007 06:39 PM

And even then, greed has to be online to announce the victor.

greed 03-19-2007 07:47 PM

You're damn right I do.

Anyway victory goes to Major Blood, cause well I'm just impressed he went there. The runner up is FBM.

Ex. 68471 03-20-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Fighter 1073
And so the cat did let the bucket roll on to the baby's head in such a way..

And there was much rejoicing


Anti-kudos if you don't get the reference

Pffff. Haha. Good one.

Monty Python, right?

Do I get an Anti-Anti-Kudos?

Major Blood 03-20-2007 02:02 PM

http://images.fotosearch.com/bigcomp...A289000024.jpg

Have at ye.

Squishy Cheeks 03-20-2007 02:10 PM

HELLLOOOOOO NURSE!!!

Scooter 03-20-2007 02:18 PM

man: d-do I have to?
Nurse: well, you wanna be famous don't you?

(bad family guy/steroid reference)>_>


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