Wow I forgot that I even entered a caption! Shows how short my memory is. Anyway. Hmmm I need a picture... how about:

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/751/rockleewj0.jpg

Sorry to disappoint on the mansex. I almost did one of Link and Dark Link, just to please the fans, but I found this picture in my massive horde of pictures.

Rock Lee makes his debut in the soccer world. Sadly a misfire of the celebratory champagne resulted in the deaths of his entire team.


Not Caption: Even if it's not mansex it still has a topless guy in it CJ.....

(Can't believe I'm making this reference...)

Having given up on the ninja ways, Rock Lee went back to his first love: Pro wrestling.

EDIT: (...DAMN, got Ninja'd by Greed. Well, I got nothing.)

My eyes! My eyes! AHHH! I WISH I WAS DEAD!

HONK! HONK!
SCREECH!
SMACK!

...thank you, God....

"Dude, people will like you for who you are, you don't always have to doctor up your photos to make you look better."

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

"Who does that guy think he is? First of all he's not as buff as the chick who ripped her shirt off..."

NEVER POST AGAIN!


I'll get the pic I'm referencing later.

Edit: Got it!

dude, you got something on your face.

OT COMMENTS:
Geez, I can't believe nobody thought of this yet!

Ah, well.

/OT COMMENTS.
ACTUAL CAPTION:

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

/ACTUAL CAPTION.

OT COMMENTS:

Ahem, well, I suppose it was a bit obvious...

/OT COMMENTS.

"Urgh! He did NOT just 'YOUR MOM' me!"

(Sorry celes, but I had to :P)

The winner is...
Funka! Because it made me snicker the most.

2nd place is Greed!
Honorable mention for Wackodoodle(because I love that song) and Fire-song.

ah crap, I hadn't planned on actually winning...

err...

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...e/untitled.jpg

that ought to do 'er

(and just to make it a little less easy, no jokes about the "hairy knuckle ball")

They made Han Solo shoot first, but Lucas decided he'd never go as far as making Han "do the Wookie Boogie"

See that, men? Even being a pro baseball player doesn't stop this guy from looking like friggin' Chewbacca when he neglects to shave.

Somewhat disturbingly for their coach Luke, this wasn't the first time he got his sister to first base.

Sadly, he Beaned the Ewok batter, and costs the Rebels the game.

When will Professional Baseball players learn...steroids might make you strong enough to rip someone's arms off...but they make you hairy...and make you hallucinate that Han Solo is your 3rd base man.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a Wookie with a wicked side arm

Seen here throwing out the first pitch of the season, President John Chewbacca was elected to office on the platform of "RAWRRRAGHHERAWWRR!!!"

Isn't that a euphemism for masturbation?



You know, let's just make that my caption.

Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Joe Torre: But nobody worries about upsetting a New Yorker.
Han: That's 'cause a Yankee don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookie's are known to do that.
Joe Torre: I see your point. I suggest a new strategy, A Rod. Let the Wookiee win.

Bob: Hello, and welcome back to the "Star Wrek" game!
Steve: That's right, Bob. We have the people from Start Trek and Star Wars, here playing a game.
Bob: We just witnessed a brilliant play, and-
Steve: Here's a quick play-by-play recap! First, Picard was up at bat, and belted one straight at Qui-Gon Jinn. Jinn quickly-
Bob: Hey, let me go now! Jinn tossed to Anakin, but it was too late to tag out Spock.
Steve. Yes, that Vulcan Nerve Pinch looked like it really hurt. Then, Worf got a temporarily ejected for blasting the incoming ball with his phaser.
Bob: Yes, Steve, that's gonna cost 'em. Next, Chewbacca got in an argument with Han Solo over who was supposed to be second base. Here, we got a snippet of their conversation on tape:
*Recording*
Chewie: RAAAGHAGHHGARRGHAGHHH.
Han: Aw, fine. Whatever.
*/Recording*
Steve: We are now waiting for the game to resume, there has been a slight disturbance as Palpatine(that is his name right?) blasted Data and Kirk with a little Force Lightning. Now, for batting stats...

It was a toss up between Squishy Cheeks and Ryanderman, but Ryanderman had the delivery better. (it was more concise and to the point, sorry Squish! may I call you Squish? Have your people call my people, we can do lunch)

And so, Ryanderman is the Winner!

The rest of you were crap. *cough*

Yay! A winner is me!

I haven't kept up with this game in a while, so sorry if this picture has been used already:

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...siblemouse.jpg

"He didn't account for the laser grid."

Sadly, Ethan Mouse relized he forgot to bring the counterweight and the pressure sensor gummer, and had to abort.

Stuart Little 4: Stuart Littler

Not an in game post:

You realise that Stuart little 3 is already out, right?

Cheese is Good©
 

What the mouse did not realize, was that the ninja-cat was hiding above him, waiting for the mouse to get the cheese. Nothing goes better with fresh mouse then fine aged swiss.

Sir, I have no idea what you're talking about, as my caption was all about Stuart Little 4.

On a totally unrelated note: They made three of those things?!

"Now remember Pinky, it's absolutely vital to the plan that you do NOT eat the cheese."

"Right, eat the cheese, over and out. Narf."

Ultimately this scene was left out of the matirix sequals, although it really brought the story together so that is made sense.

Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Derduh-

*SNAP!*

Why you should never let your pets watch Tomb Raider.

Screw the lasers...watch out for the cat

A winner is OctoberRaven. Nikose is runner up.

EGAD BRAIN! BRILLIANT!

Hoping this one hasn't been done...
http://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/clean35.jpg

My caption:

"Ya Rly."

"Finger Cat is flipping you off."

Here's lookin' at you, dawg.

™eltiT
 

"What did you call me?"

Dude, I taught my cat a trick.

What's so special about this? This cat had to learn to flip people off to express precisely the same sentiment that other cats have been able to convey to humans with every single thing they do.

Cat: OH MY GOD, WHO FARTED???
Mouse: Hehe.

Cats. Now with 200% more well deserved contempt for humanity!

Not Caption: We've got this orangutan at the local zoo, who actually does this. I assume so many jackasses have done it front of him or at him for some reason comprehendable only to juvenile minds he's picked it up as a greeting or something. During a high school field trip a bunch of the semiretarded skater/punk rock popular MTV clone kids came into the enclosure and just started laughing at the ape("Stupid monkey hehehe bro ain't it a stupid monkey?") and the monkey just leaned off the bars and stretched it's arm out so it's fist was right up against the glass in front of their faces. Then it slowly extended it's middle finger and did the lip rolling up laugh thing orangutans do. They shut right up and left heads hung low while me and several friends laughed our goddamn asses off.

I'd give anything to have had a camera that day, as nothing I've ever seen better epitomised the phrase, Fucking Owned.

You may think this is funny, but the truth is they glued the cat's paw onto its nose. The poor, poor cat.

FUCK YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!

The first step in developing a cat capable of driving.

Fifth's kitten.

the fifth step alog the road to sentience

"no kitty this is my pot pie!"
"meow"
"NO kitt- what the hell!?!?"

OK, guy hasn't decleared a winner in the alloted time span, so this round is voided.

Picture is now!

APRIL FOOL? Because I was seriously out of town.

Damn. Well CrazyBen would have won...

Anyways, Caption:
"Mr. President, WHY do you insist on driving heavy machinery?"
"Because I'm the builder. Bob the Builder. Can we fix Iraq? YES WE CAN!"

There you go.

Well, it's still April 1st, so it technically IS a day...

...2...1...Pinned!

You posted the pic on the 30th. You went over the time limit.

The timestamp I have says 3-31 at 1:19 AM...

Bleh, whatever. We're both right.

The mating rituals of trucks are often prone to mishaps.

"Luuucy....you've got some explaining to do!!!"

Yeeeehawww!
*Dukes of Hazard horn sound*

Life comes at you fast. Nationwide is on your side.

"Who wants to ride in my little red wagon- The front seat's broken and the back seat's saggin'."

"...but she only gets off when she's on top..."

You shouldn't have pissed off that CAT after all.

ConstructiKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!! >.<

{trumpet fanfare} duh du du duhn!

Photoshop AWAY!!!!

If only he had bought a Toyota.

"Look, I believed you when you said you could turn my truck into a pancake..."

This illustrates why the new no cellphones on construction sites law is being pushed.

Warning: do not drink and drive, or else you may find yourself parked under heavy machinery the next morning.

Two minutes prior to this photo:

"NO PARKING: HEAVY TRAFFIC? Huh. I don't see any traff--" CRUNCH!!!

Fluffy will do ANYTHING for attention...

Whoops.

Off topic: Sorry. That's it. No funny wit today.
I am just severely pissed off at my best friend. Aw, fuck this, you don't want to hear my life story.
/Off Topic.

Then... don't share it? Your off topic tags really don't decrease spaminess. I'm sorry that you're angry with your friend, but please try to keep stuff that you want kept offline, well, offline.

Just a friendly tip. :)

Mauve is Teh Winner.

Major Blood is runner up.