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mauve 04-04-2007 02:19 AM

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F-Cupid Rager 04-04-2007 03:00 AM

red turd, red stick... red turd red stick red turd red stick red turd red stick red- arrrrrrgggghhh!

EDIT: Oh, wait now I see what the red stuff is, damn.

Squishy Cheeks 04-04-2007 03:33 AM

"Look, I know Darth Glorifindel doesn't look like the rest our troops, but the man is really good at killing orcs."

Satan's Onion 04-04-2007 04:15 AM

"See, kids? That's the image that started it all--the Nerd Riots of 2022. I still gots trouble with muh colon after taking an enemy's plastic light saber to m' nether orifice..."

Moogle0119 04-04-2007 06:50 AM

This picture was soon followed by the Yoda vs. Saruman photo, but still never quite reached the heights of fame as the Vader vs. Legolas photo.

Funka Genocide 04-04-2007 09:54 AM

'Uhm guys, yeaahh... seriously. I'm a god damned fantasy elf and I think you need to get a life."

OctoberRaven 04-04-2007 10:02 AM

Darth Maul: "...Sorry, I must be in the wrong genre. Can you give me directions to Sci-Fi Heavily Based On Samurai Movies?"

bluestarultor 04-04-2007 01:15 PM

Yes, sir, I'm aware I'm too beautiful to be a Sith. That's why I'd make the perfect Jedi sleeper. By the way, did you know that Sith, or Shee, is actually "fairy" in Gaelic?

Akamaz 04-04-2007 01:33 PM

not even this rare cameo/crossover footage would help anyone but a die hard star wars nerd think episode 1 was any good.

Ex. 68471 04-04-2007 05:35 PM

Maul: Muahaha!
Frodo: ...
Legolas: ...
Glimli(SP?): ...
Maul: Um, ... I like to kill orcs?
The entire army: ... Yeah. Let's go with that.

Flarecobra 04-04-2007 06:01 PM

He can't see me...I can't see him!

batgirl 04-04-2007 11:49 PM

With this disguise, I blend in perfectly! Now I can finally have the chance to meet that sexy Elrond.

mauve 04-05-2007 01:41 AM

This one was tough to pick a winner for.

Akamaz wins, because Episode 1 was indeed sucky.

Close runners-up are Funka and Squishy.

Akamaz 04-05-2007 11:40 AM

woot!
http://armandfrasco.typepad.com/phot...d/856185_l.jpg

Squishy Cheeks 04-05-2007 12:54 PM

BADLY DRAWN LEAF MONSTER I CHOOSE YOU!!!

BAAADLY DRAAAWN!

Moogle0119 04-05-2007 01:02 PM

Behold! My very own creation which will send you all spiraling down to your doom!

OctoberRaven 04-05-2007 01:08 PM

"Chinpokomon is number one fad from Japan! I must buy them all to destroy the Evil Power!"

bluestarultor 04-05-2007 01:42 PM

Little Billy's personal science experiment was to leave a slice of pizza under his bed for half a year, just like his big brother. As before, his big brother found and ate it. Billy now gives talks to other school children about the dangers of food poisoning.

Scooter 04-05-2007 02:26 PM

OMFG the toy and the picture are the same!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gasp*
*shock*
*horror*
ya I got nothing today, mabye tommorow

Flarecobra 04-05-2007 02:35 PM

Mommy, do I wawk yet?

Nikose Tyris 04-05-2007 02:49 PM

"This is my bankai."

Fenris 04-05-2007 04:08 PM

Scooter... if you can admit you don't have anything... then don't submit anything until you do.

mauve 04-05-2007 04:32 PM

Kid: Yippee! Dis toy yooks yike my dwawing! I'm suing Fishew-Pwice for copywight infwingement!

Scooter 04-05-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenrisWolf
Scooter... if you can admit you don't have anything... then don't submit anything until you do.

I didn't acctually realise that until after I posted, then I edited it, a mod can delete it if they want to

Ex. 68471 04-05-2007 08:24 PM

Kid1: Gimme back Ballsy!
Kid2: Haha! Why do you call him "Ballsy"?
Ballsy: This is why, bitch!
*Kicks Kid2 in the balls.*
Kid2: WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Kid1: I love you Ballsy!
Ballsy: ...
*Kicks Kid1 in the balls.*
Kid1: WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Ballsy: I just love doing that!

Sir Pinkleton 04-05-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenrisWolf
Scooter... if you can admit you don't have anything... then don't submit anything until you do.

Yunno, that could actually work as a caption...

Caption: Little Jimmy goes around the U.S. giving lectures to raise the awareness of Monsters under the bed.

CrazyBen 04-05-2007 11:12 PM

NEW! From Hippy Corp!
New Acid Junior!
It's acid- for kids!

Caution, contains LSD and peanuts

Akamaz 04-06-2007 09:30 AM

Octoberraven... you owe me a coke... your post was so full of win that it overflowed and made a chain reaction which caused the win in my coke to shoot out ny nose.

OctoberRaven 04-06-2007 12:29 PM

I owe you nothing! Except awesomeness!

Can you believe thatwasrandom has given me TWO cat pictures in a row?
http://thatwasrandom.com/random/images/90.jpg

My caption: "..Yyyyup."

Moogle0119 04-06-2007 12:33 PM

And thus "Married: With Kittens" was a huge success

Straevaras 04-06-2007 01:27 PM

*ralphs* Honey, where's my catnip?!?!? The Cat and Mouse game is about to come on!!!

Akamaz 04-06-2007 01:29 PM

All this, and the dog stil isn't allowed on the couch.

Squishy Cheeks 04-06-2007 02:49 PM

They say animals come to resemble their owners. Here we have Brittany Spears' cat, Mr. Fluffy.

Ex. 68471 04-06-2007 03:57 PM

Old Lady: Mr. Num-Nums, come here!
Cat: Fuck you! My name is Joe, goddamnit!
OL: If you don't come here, you don't get any tuuuunnnnaaaa....
Cat: I better get some tuna, bitch.
No-Prize if ya get the reference.

neyo the king 04-06-2007 07:56 PM

I'm on yur couch, drinkin yur beerz, watchin yur gamez, and scratchin my harbel.

Flarecobra 04-06-2007 08:00 PM

I need my foam hand.

Mike McC 04-06-2007 09:54 PM

Hmm, it's been a while. Hopefully I'm not too rusty... {cracks knuckles} Okay, let's get on with this thing.

Your caption for today is....

The dangers of mixing cold medications.

Oh yeah. I'm back, baby.

Funka Genocide 04-07-2007 04:46 AM

"After her husband Jim died, old widow McKnickers started to use props as stand ins for the deceased. In a fit of loneliness, Mr. Schnufflkins happened to be the only suitable proxy for poor old Jim. The cat understood this less than you or I, but complied nonetheless."

greed 04-07-2007 05:04 AM

"Stupid dog stealing my beer hat."

OctoberRaven 04-07-2007 08:49 AM

SUPER HAPPY WINNER: Moogle. I would have closed it right after he posted if we didn't need a...

ALSO LUCKY RUNNER UP: Greed

greed 04-08-2007 07:24 AM

It's an hour early so if moogle posts soon ignore, but here you go.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...by_LordDon.jpg

One for the ROtards.

F-Cupid Rager 04-08-2007 07:35 AM

Enjoy Coke.

Ugainius 04-08-2007 08:09 AM

WoW: remember the good times

Straevaras 04-08-2007 10:22 AM

(Time for a Motivational Poster)

The Epic Mob
Making you wish you had attended Leeroy Jenkins' College of Raid Management.

Red Fighter 1073 04-08-2007 10:43 AM

"R-tard, Ma3k luv naught W0rcraft!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!111!"

Nikose Tyris 04-08-2007 12:29 PM

Wanted: Full time Party Priest
Prereq: needs to know Heal and buff spells.
Great health plan.

Flarecobra 04-08-2007 12:44 PM

THIS IS FOR SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!!!!

OctoberRaven 04-08-2007 01:22 PM

Guy in back: "...At least there's no hordes of Catgirls like in City of Heroes..."

Squishy Cheeks 04-08-2007 02:35 PM

HEY, YOU KIDs, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Fifthfiend 04-08-2007 02:49 PM

"FORE!"

POS Industries 04-08-2007 02:51 PM

"MAH ANIME!"

Mike McC 04-08-2007 03:10 PM

RO: Still full of idiots after all these years.
The dangers of mixing crappy manga and crappy games

Ex. 68471 04-08-2007 06:45 PM

Guy in front waving arms: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Goatman: SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!!!
SLICE!!!
Guy in back: Ooooh, pwned.
Guy waving sword: Yup. We're fucked from here to Hell.

CrazyBen 04-08-2007 07:20 PM

(In serious, slightly British voice)
The Giant Goat Daemon tribes of south Uganda have lived thusly for centuries, growing fields of adventurers to feed their families and livestock. Sadly, over-farming, droughts, and pollution are destroying their peaceful, agrarian way of life. Soon, most Giant Goat Daemon villagers will be forced to leave their ancestral lands to seek jobs in the city, or perish...

neyo the king 04-08-2007 11:42 PM

Sometimes, you just gotta know when to fight, when to stand up for what is right.

Other times, you have to stand far back and watch your party die horrible, gory, goat-deaths. This is one of those times.

Skyshot 04-09-2007 01:34 AM

"Penny, Peter, Paul, Pjoe! Run for it! I told you to run, why didn't you ru-GHKKKK!

greed 04-09-2007 11:03 AM

Fifth wins definitely.

CrazyBen comes second.

Flarecobra 04-10-2007 07:12 PM

Both can now post. (Come on Fifth! Don't make me break out my supply of disturbia...)

Fenris 04-11-2007 03:51 PM

And then the mod comes in to take it away! Because you two are slow.

http://www.allthingsmike.com/Electri...angs/bill1.jpg

Go!

8 Man 04-11-2007 03:59 PM

Despite their tall hats, lanky stature, and being born in several log cabins, none of these men proved to be the real Abraham Lincoln.

Flarecobra 04-11-2007 04:01 PM

Damnit, and I was JUST about to put one up too..

"We can shoot fireworks out of our hats. What can you do?"

Death by Stabbing 04-11-2007 04:05 PM

"I need to go do British things...Like drink tea and eat scones. Dum dee dum dee dum!"

Squishy Cheeks 04-11-2007 04:18 PM

"The Gay Adventures of Abraham Lincoln" quickly became a cult classic among Log Cabin Republicans

Ex. 68471 04-11-2007 04:22 PM

Willy Wonka does Vegas!

bluestarultor 04-11-2007 04:44 PM

Nuts! I wanted to do the first Wonka reference! XD


Hollywood's attempt to combine the cult following of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones and the family pull of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory met with complete and utter failure.

Ugainius 04-11-2007 05:37 PM

Guy in front: Lets do this thing (Rocky style montage begins)

Guy with gold hat behind him: Check yo'self biatch

And finally the bald guy looking up:
KOOONG

OctoberRaven 04-11-2007 08:13 PM

Let us, as they say... 'bookie down', eh wot?

CrazyBen 04-11-2007 11:06 PM

Edit: Better version-

"The much feared 'Ponce Brigade' of the Bigfinhatian Olde Timey Legion."

Loki, The Fallen 04-11-2007 11:10 PM

Title™s are forever
 
"Okay, why did everyone decide to go as Lincoln? There are another 30 something Dead Presidents to choose from!"
How costume parties with themes fail.

neyo the king 04-11-2007 11:12 PM

It was at this time, when the building was being attacked by rouge firework makers, that the Tall Hat Brigade sprung into action.

Major Blood 04-12-2007 12:32 AM

You know what they say about a guy with a big hat...

Khael! 04-12-2007 08:13 PM

Early shots taken in V for Vendetta. It was quickly decided that the Lincoln look had to go.

shiney_is_an_ass 04-12-2007 08:19 PM

SUPER HAPPY FUNTIME WINNER IS ONE (1) NEYO!

SUPER HAPPY FUNTIME RUNNER UP IS ONE (1) NIVERATH!

!!!!!


EDIT: Wrong account, but oh well.

neyo the king 04-12-2007 08:36 PM

...Fenris, I thought you get rid of that!

Anyway, my pic:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1...e57614bb54.jpg

My Caption:

"DO WANT!"

Red Fighter 1073 04-12-2007 08:52 PM

Sorry, I just have to say it...

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

Flarecobra 04-12-2007 08:53 PM

Look, I know it's just a first edition DBZ Figurine, but you still have to pay the price on the tag.

Fenris 04-12-2007 08:57 PM

Using a large lens and quick aperture, a photographer was able to capture this fanatic in mid-spin whilst he was lunging for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles items displayed.

Sir Pinkleton 04-12-2007 08:59 PM

"... ... Why isn't it working!?!"

OctoberRaven 04-13-2007 12:29 AM

"Yeah! I'm soooo badass! I'm sure to get a lot of girlfriends looking like this!"

POS Industries 04-13-2007 12:38 AM

You think that's bad? You should see what he looks like during the full moon!


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