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"Nah, dude. Girls totally dig piercings!"
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"This should fix that pitch problem you've been having."
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Ever seen Happy Gilmore?
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Well, this crop o' captions were all pretty exceptionally good.
Actually, no they weren't. I'm kidding, of course they were. No, I'm lying. But really, they were all pretty good. Or am I just saying that? I dunno anymore ;_; . No, they were all good! I made a funny there. But there can be only one |
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Toastburner re-spawned into his new Christmas themed NPF AVATARS form!!!
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Behold! The real Santa's Little Helper!
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Olive, the other riendeer, is a jackass iin real life. She murdered the photographer for this picture.
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Rudolph's sex change couldn't been better...
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Well I had a hard time deciding what that thing was but I think I figured it out: It's the love child of ET, a grayhound, and that elf kid who wants to be a dentist...Herbie I think was his name.
That should explain that picture for everyone. |
And so I was..like..."Rudolph's such an egomanic..." Just because he to be the head of the lines...
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Holy shit, is that a vagina in the middle of it's chest!??!?!?!?!
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Excellent, So far so good (mostly)
I'll try to get a winner by 6:00, but if not, i'll do it after i go out to the movies. This doesn't mean, stop. Keep em coming! |
Santos L. Halper at your service.
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"Rudolph's sex change couldn't been better..."
Zicquall wins this one, despite the bad grammer, with honorable mention to DBS and Flare. |
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When the old man on the bench who fed them breadcrumbs never came back, the ducks turned to a way of survival, the only way they know how.
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While her cute little duckings distracted the victim, Daisy Duck got to work...
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It's SO hard to get child support these days...
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While team blue distracts the Woman, Bruce will move in to get the docume- Dammit Bruce! Were trying to save the world here!
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How Aflac maintains such low rates. "AFLAC!"
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*Duck's phone rings*
Duck: Hello? Spanish sounding dude: Hey, man...you got my money yet? Duck: I'm on it right now Woman: Boy it sure would be unfortunate if someone took advantage of me right now... Spanish dude: eh looking good chicka! Duck: shut the fuck up man! I'm working here and my kids won't stay cute forever Spanish dude: not my problem as long as I get my money Duck: Whore and so on and so forth after pitcture end credits montage Duck: steal some money and flys away Woman: realizes she's missing a thousand dollars...can't pay the Spanish guy she was on the way to Spanish guy: made some money, smoked some dope, dreamed about getting laid...and ate...a lot Duck's kids: 4 words: Dick Chenney got them... naw just kidding they just didn't stay cute for ever and then they grew up The End |
"Cash Rules Everything Around QUAAAAACK!"
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"The deal was quick, Ducky Lou got her fix, Esmeralda got her lunch and no one was any the wiser"
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Huey: "Why are we doin' this guys?"
Dewey: "Becuase gramps told us too!" Louie: "Quick, get fluffy and cute!" Women: Awwwwww, what cute ducklings! Scrooge McDuck: "Hahahaa, you little BITCH, I got your money now, ahahaha!" And that's how the children's cartoon show, Duck Tales, began. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ithNephews.jpg |
This just in to MSNBC....city-dwellers are urged to be on the lookout not just for human pickpockets but also animals. We caught this duck on camera stealing money from a woman while she was distracted by ducklings. The duck declined to comment on her motives that led to this horrible situation.
EDIT: Oh yeah, Myst, you totally took my idea. AFLAC was my first thought as well. |
It's duck season now.
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Garud wins this one, honorable mention to FBM, catlover and both Disney references.
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http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/p...ppin_golem.jpg
Wooo! My first win! Now, go ape with this one (credits to funnyjunk for hosting the picture) |
No matter how much bling he snagged, Gollum could never make up for losing the Precious.
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"Man, Eminem has really let himself go..."
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Unfortunatly, mixing DnD and modern culture results in this. Everytime.
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"I was sitttin 'n a cave one day,
when suddenly this crack-ass Hobbit came! He and I waz like riddle me this, and then he stole my Precious bling! So I was sittin' 'round, saw a wizad o' two, and then one day another crack-ass Hobbit came! He also had my Precious bling! So I waz like 'follow me yo'! I'll lead ya to that mountain o' Dew! So we ran around, had an' adventa' o' two And when we got there, I unleashed the Gollum Whupass! So we fell down in the fires o' Dew, and that's the end of my sad tale!" Gangsta' Gollum's new antihit single "Gollum: The Ballad of the Crack-Ass Hobbits" has had twenty-one sells, all followed by burnings and/or suicides. |
That's great, that's normal.
You want to be scared, check out Emo Sauron. How do you get that much makeup onto a ball of hellfire shaped like an eye anyway? |
Gollum no need the Ring, Gollum got Bling Bling.
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Yo! Yo! Yo!
Gollum be in the heezee for sheeze! Check out my crazy hydrolics! I be cappin' Hobbits all over the Shire. The I be pullin' outta there like Galadrial after sleeping with Celeborn, yo! Proper... |
After Lord of the Rings, the Gollum animators tried new avanues of entertainment.....
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Even so, Simon Cowell was not amused.
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No... there is no fancy caption... only retardedness.
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Gurusloth, man you have won almost every time. This is no different though.
Honerable mantion to Khael for inciting the name of the dark god of music. Also, honerable mention to Kiku who, well, made me laugh very hard. |
So, I was bored and decided to do a little tally. Two points were awarded for a clean win. One point was awarded for draws or honorable mentions. Also, if someone won and then didn't post and the pic went to someone else, the poster got 2 and the original winner got 1.
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Gurusloth 13(I will continue to update this if anyone cares since I don't want to clog up the thread.) And, as Flare said, these points don't mean anything. It's all for fun. |
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I got a point? Yay! I can't see anything else after my post, my school computer blocked it for swearing. :P bleh. Hope no one was waiting for me to post a pic... >.<
Edit: Whoohoo! I can incite Gods! Does this make me a multiclass Red Mage Summoner? Huzzah for honourable mentions! |
*behind the music voice*
And that's when Vanilla Ice got on the junk. He was snorting an ounce of "the ring of power" a week. |
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Must destroy Ecurt....
Anyway new pic. This one is funny by itself, but it's funnier when you know that the guy is Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft and multi-billionaire. Have fun. |
So...many...chins....
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Gene Simmons eat your heart out!
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When asked what he would say to the angry costumers, Balmer had the answer in the tip of his tongue.
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Little known fact: Steve Ballmer said to be cast as new Halo lead after they kill off Master Chief. I'm selling my Microsoft stock.
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Nose-chin
'Touch your tongue to your nose?' Oh yeah?? I'll bet you can't lick your second chin!
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Steve Ballmer made the wrong choice to leave his newly sculpted likeness of him in the sun, causing it to melt.
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Colin Mochere sure let himself go after absorbing Drew Carey's soul....
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Steve Balmer, transform and rollout!
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Nyah, suckers! *singsong* I gots da monies, I gots da monies!
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It's like "If They Mated" with a hippo and a camel.
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"wassup!"
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Extra! Extra! Scientific proof is finally released - fat people have tongues too!
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Winner is Myst! Simple, yet effective. Runner-up is Khael.
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Cragfire, this round's over, so now we're waiting for Myst to post the next one.
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Sorry, been busy with work and school...finding image now...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...o-boneco_1.jpg go nuts people =^_^= |
"Hey don't worry kid I'm a professional."
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Doomcop!
Thankfully, the female Robocop never made it to the mass production stage.
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You scare baby!
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"The baby saw through my clever Friendly Police Woman disguise!! She must be disposed of, before she alerts the others!!"
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I shoot you,
You shoot me, We're a par-a-noid country! |
While performing test marketing for a possible new Homeland Security Theme Park, U.S. government researchers found that even small infants, on an instinctual level, found the idea to be a total piece of shit.
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You'd be freaked out as well if cartoon characters came to life!
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"That child wasn't SCARED, in fact, it seemed to be that the child was just extremly GLAD. You know, in a surprised sort of way..."
~CEO of the sued Mascot making company. |
Baby: "WAAAH! I broke my new giant friendly policewoman dolly!"
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OMG! It touched me! *begins to cry*
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Scratch my old post, I like this one better.
Five minute AFTER the girl was informed of who her foster mom would REALLY be: |
in an alternate reality, this is what The Terminator would of looked like!!
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Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person: It's ok. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm only gonna suck out your soul! Mwahahahaha! |
Our alien race tried to sneak into the human society to find information, but the small ones figured it out. They'll find a way to talk eventually...
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Show us on the Doll where the baby touched you.
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After much deliberation, I have declared THE SPACE POPE the winner, with honorable mentions to FlareCobra, Gurusloth, and Friendly Black Mage.
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Teh win
Let em find an appropriate shot. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...doll_owned.jpg spaceballs comments will not be accepted XD |
The Saddam Action Figure! Comes with it's own Spider Hole Playset! Now only $9.99 at Toys R Us! Remember kids, it's George W. Bush approved!
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George Bushes statement to the terrorists of the world: "H3y n00bs w3 w1ll fuk1n pwn j00!!!"
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Umm.... Anyone else feel a bit uncomfortable as to where Dubya's fingers are on that doll?
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Kung-fu Grip!
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