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"Hey daddy! Look at what I got!"
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"Take that Cobra!" *pow, pow*
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G I Joooooooooooe!
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look daddy i got a new dolly, and this one has realistic hair and stuff. it's my New favourite.
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The new Saddam Hussein action figure now come with it's own Weapons of Mass Destruction (Not shown here because George can't find them)
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Now, Saddam is going to drive to Barbie's house and try and get her to marry him instead of Hitler.
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Wait, that's not saddam, not's KEN!
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"Lookit, Mommy! Daddy got me a Saddam Hussein action figure! He even comes with his very own Weapons of Mass Destruction!" "That's nice dear, but I don't see his WMDs around here anywhere." "I had 'em a second ago. :gonk: Waaah, I can't find them!" |
The winner, Is POS industries.
because I didn't notice it before he said anything. My caption of course would have been: No Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Sir! |
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Fine, here's your pic. Go nuts, you filthy animals. http://home.online.no/~marttr/idiot.jpg |
The real irony is that Bagface was horribly burnt under the bag as well.
or Flame on! |
The Amazing Bag-Head Man, showing off his main super power: lighting himself on fire when nobody is looking and then acting innocent
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"The British are coming! The British are coming!"
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I always wondered what the guys at the Pentagon do to pass the time...
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Oh no! Not again. This is the third head I've burnt this week!
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Fifthfiend: Look man, if you don't stop flaming me i'm gonna have to ban you...
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Ugly McHidehisfacefrompublic
On the upside, the 3rd degree scarring will nicely mask what was wrong with his face before.
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Like, OHMYGOD I'M ON FIRE!! *Said in a whiney voice*
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It's fascinating what people do when they find a burning paper bag on their porch. Some stomp on it, others put it on their head.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets third-degree burns.
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The ATB battling system sucks! I was aiming for that dog peeing in the corner, but I hit Bagheadman!
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Today in top news, Mr. Bill has fallen victim pray to a viscious assassination attempt, and he is in critical condition at a local hospital.
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Declaring a winner...... NOW!
My choice is Death by Stabbing. Honorable mentions go to Jeneralissimo and Patrat, in that order. Dishonorable mention and automatic disqualification goes to Major Blood for his unwarranted and completely unrelated declaration of Fifthfiend fanboyhood. My recommendation is a one-point deduction from whatever his imaginary score might currently be, and may whatever god or demon he might believe in have mercy on his pathetic excuse for a soul. However, it must be noted that all your captions were incorrect. What you should have said was: "When he was just a baby, his parents found him on their doorstep on Halloween night and quickly took him in. The next day, they adopted him and raised him as their own all the way to adulthood. It really seems like ol' shit-for-brains grew up so fast..." |
Sorry POS. I must overrule your dicision about Major Blood. Also, it's not about the captions that YOU'RE wanting to see of of the bat, but it's about the most amusing.
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JOKE. Except for the Major Blood part. That shit's played out, yo. |
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Well that didn't take as long as I thought it would...
go nuts people |
"Zappa Xing Fraternity owns this street!"
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Stoners often mistake this for a stop sign
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Located very close to the residence of the muffin man!
If you're as big a zappa fan as i am you'd get the reference. |
At this rate Leeroy Jenkins will his own bus stop.
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All your sign are belong to Zapper?
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After a fierce campagin, PETA finally got Zapper crossing signs up. Sadly, it was too late, as the last Zapper was hit by a car this afternoon.
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Because, every now and then, Frank Zappa's ghost likes to cross the road
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Teh winner are Space Pope
With much honoring mentions to Major Blood and Lady Cygnet DBS |
Wheeeee!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH
http://www.skipbanks.com/MVC-796X.JPG |
His first time looking in a mirror...ever.
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Still reeling from his nap, Rip Van Winkle`s great, great, great, great grandson awakens in a grand and glorious new age.
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Do I have something on my face?
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Cloud strife has a midlife crisis.
His solution? Become lead singer in a punk metal band! |
Garth did not take Wayne's death very lightly, and soon resorted to drinking.
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Well, you know what? you can take a metal pole and...
... ... ... ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again! |
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!! My little green man!!"
(That's gotta hurt!) |
Meet the man playing Blanka in the upcoming Street Fighter II movie.
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Winner...
Patrat honerable mention Toastburner. Streetfighter 2 movie....heh JCVD wouldn't sign, bastard |
Awesome, your pictures is here.
http://russe3.ru.funpic.de/content/i..._schoolbus.jpg |
Never before has the term "short bus" truly been so applicable!
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"We all live in a yellow bus...er...marine, a yellow busmarine, a yellow busmarine."
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I knew there was a reason nobody watches "Pimp My Ride"...
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The bus to the new "Pimp My Ride Academy of Higher Learning" has kept true to the ideals of the school's principle, Xzibit.
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Jessie James, the early years.
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"They'll never catch ME ridin' dirty! HA HA!"
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*Snort* "Hey guys--" *Twitch* "Check out this--" *Twitch* "Lowrider!"
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Ms. Frizzle decides to teach the class all about bling.
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"Meet our new, shorter, more economical school buses, with reduced crumple zones to minimize weight and maximise fuel economy. It's safer for the environment, but not so much for your kids!!!":D
Oh and i have to ask: Quote:
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Ok, Ryanderman wins this one.
Honourable mention to moogle0119 |
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Here yah go http://www.cyberiapc.com/gallery/upl...smilingdog.jpg |
When Sparky's teeth fell out, he thought his life was over. Then Dr. Nick set him up with a great set of dentures, and he's a brand new dog.
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"For whiter teeth with 24 hour protection, use new Colgate total!! Now for dogs too!!" :D
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Ummm... Grandma... I found your teeth.
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Hi guy.......
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"Damn Sparky, I told you to not eat that plant..."
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"You staring at my headgear?"
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Granpa: " ahh hash amny wone sheene my teetsch?"
Dog: " Woof Woof Growl Bark howl." (Has any one seen my squeky bone." Granpa: " Whysh shish bone show chewwey?" |
Excelerate your breath!
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After the fiasco in Racoon City, Umbrella Corp tried to revamp their image with the "Happy T-Virus"...with mixed results.
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"Cheese"
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"I'm the Big Bad Wolf's more successful cousin. Granny never stood a chance."
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They say dog look like their owners in subtle way. My money is on Tom Cruise.
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Long enough. The win goes to Toastburner B for making me laugh while my boss was walking past my cubicle. Darn you and your funny caption. Darn you to Heck.
Honorable mention to Jeneralissimo. |
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[Rulesbitch] 24 hours has passed, nearly 48. If TB or Jen does not post a pic by then, I will post one.
That is all. [/rulesbitch] (EDIT) Time's up. New pic. |
Cry havok, and let slip the dogs of war!!
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After repeatedly watching the mailman drive away unmolested in his fancy, bite-resistant mailtruck, Duke decided to up the ante.
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Wha? is this the new Earthlink commercial? You know they had leprechans, giants, unicorns, and now they are going into the more abstract with their commercials, apparently.
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Finally, the eternal war between cats and dogs has reached it's climax after the cats strapped a bomb to one of their own and attempted to sneak into the dog house.
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Lassie Finally Does his civic duty.
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Lassie: 2000
Reckoning Crap Sequals have met their match. |
Coming, this summer! The Dogs of War 2!
He'll sniff your crotch then FUCK YOU UP! |
New crimefighting techniques
"Sleuthing? Bah! That was the old McGruff."
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