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If dogs played Halo...
"Slayer" "What's that boy? Timmy's in the well again and I should expose my vulnerable backside to you to save him?" "Killing Spree" |
The most pertinent question that comes to mind when viewing this scene is not, "Is that dog qualified to operate this weapon?" Nor is it, "Where is the rest of that soldier's uniform?" But rather, the question one should ask is, "Why is there a carrot strapped to the side of that gun?"
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"Scooby-dooby-doo, I'll kill you!"
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And thus the fog of war lifts, and POS IS THE WINNER!
POS gets the next pic, and if he's not able to, then Gurusoth gets it. |
Aww, hugs all around!! Flare gets the biggest hug!
Still, truly it is The Bard who is the winner today. (Shakespeare, you idiots, not that Cheshirewhatever guy....) http://www.geocities.com/spaztronaut/robot_beer.jpg I think it's sweet. |
Tomo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
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"Ha! Those losers think you need to go to the prom to have fun? I'm havin' fun all by myself, right here, with my robot! Ayup. And she's even anatomically correct, so the guys in the locker room had just better stop sayin' I'm gonna die a virgin. Aww yeah."
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"Here's your virility drug Mr Pierce. I'll assume you will want me to fetch you your porno collection for tonight?"
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It seems to me that SOMONE likes ET waaaaay to much.
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BeerBot v.2.0 now opens your beer, hands it to you, and gets the beer from your neighbor's fridge!
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Pfft, Screw the surgeon robot, this one will be waaaaay better.
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After discovering that Richard Baseheart was dead, Gypsy married Howard from Deep 13's accounting department.
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"Statement: Here is your inebrating beverage Meatbag."
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Shortly after Timmy told the robot to get him a beer, the robot shattered the bottle against his metal chasis and proceded to slice Timmy's throat. News at 11.
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Destroy all humans
You can almost taste the simmering rage in it's expression.
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Introducing Boozebot 4999
HE BRINGS YOU BEER! AND OPENS IT! HE CAN EVEN POUR IT DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOU'RE TOO HOSED TO DO IT YOURSELF! Only $19.95.99.96.93.98.93.42! To order your Boozebot 4999, call 1-800-444-4444! Boozebot 4999 is not for everyone. Side effects include atrophy, apathy, headaches, nausea, viral infections, muffins, fourtytwo, diabetes, AIDS, marriage, HIV, cake, pie, hadoken, and stupidity. If you experiance an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, contact your doctor 'cuz that ain't good. Ask your bartender if Boozebot 4999 is right for you. |
Winner: Flare Motherfucking Cobra
I know it's a bit quick, but I'm calling this here and now. Not that I didn't strongly consider giving it to Lady Cygnet for the awesome MST3K reference but, dude, HK-47. Seriously. HK-47. I mean it. I've been on a real Star Wars kick lately, and Flare used it to play me like a fiddle! However, I must note that not one of you went nearly dirty enough on this one. Allow me a moment to demonstrate... "Another beer? Number Five, I do believe you're trying to get me drunk!" "Number Five is alive... and he has needs, baby!" |
Wow, the irony. Flare finally won and she won't be here to post (see public announcement thread for details.) Lady Cygnet, this means posting privileges pass on to you.
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'Twas all part of my evil plan, it was. I mean, really, you'd think I'd let Flare enjoy the fruits of her victory? P'shaw!
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Aww, poor Flare...
But just the same, have at ye! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/Sep21142.jpg |
For all his efforts, he could never compete with Gary Brolsma.
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Ah Ah Ah! You didn't say the magic word!
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"You'll never guess where this finger is going into on my body!"
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Barry always notifies his webcam audience whenever he is forced to pause, momentarily, to squeeze out a juicy air biscuit.
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"Your are a level ONE druid."
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POS you piece of...*Shakes head, snickering*
Anyway, caption time: Mike smiled when he always got to the number one song on the countdown. |
Tony never did get the "no fingerpainting" rule with MSPaint.
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Gurusloth gets it for reading my mind. *adjusts tinfoil hat*
Second place goes to Patrat. |
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Yes, it's true; my secret is out. I am psychic.
But enough about me, it's time for a new picture! |
"Gaddyap, Silver, there be Mohawk Babies on our tail."
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"You think that's sweat on his shirt, DON'T you? Shows how much you know you @%^$ing idiot."~Jason Stathom, age 2.
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THIS will tell him to listen to my requests next time!
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Just as little boy Jimmy thought he had executed his evil plan "waterworks" with his dad as the victim with no one noticing; he heard a sound behind him and instantly realized it was his mom...
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What! Like you don't piss on your slaves?
Gurusloth, you read my mind on the last one as well. You are scary, boy. |
"Be quiet or I'll do to you what I did to John Lenin."
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Let's see him talk about preschool NOW!
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Damn, you guys are so ugly that you made the boy piss in his pants...(Notice he's looking towards us)
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Notice also how he's got pointy ears and eyebrows like freakin' Elrond.
Proof that elves really are dicks. |
Kid to mom: "Back off Bitch, he's mine!"
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Winner = Khael
Runner up = AnotherOne My caption: (In wildlife documentary voice) Here, we see one young male of the species Homo Sapiens marking his territory after having detected the presence of intruders. |
Booyes! (It's like booyah but more formal!) I'll get the picture posted once I find where I put it on my computer. Just making sure my win doesn't get handed away in the next 5 minutes.... Yeah, I'm a ninny.
My brother made this ages ago in photoshop. Go forth and explode with quotey powers! http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5416/letsfly0at.jpg |
Who would have known that politics would eventually bite her in the ass?
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Tonya Harding settles into her new career nicely.
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A previously unreleased screen from the failed "Godzilla vs. the 50 foot Woman"
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Talk about explosive farts...
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Would you believe this whole thing started with a d20 die, a wineglass, an exotic fish, and a discussion of the harmonic structures in the Electric Light Orchestra's song "Xanadu"?
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She won the fart contest...and this is just her victory fart!
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Well there's something you don't see everyday....
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I regret nothing!
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It's sad when people try to mimic the kamakazi Watermelon... and fail.
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Don't eat those chicken wings! They're really spicy!
Shame on you if you don't get the reference. |
Sadly NASA has not weathered recent budget cuts well.
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This is why Flarecobra never gets invited to parties.
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Happy-fun winny time!
The winner of this one had to be Myst! Damn, did that have me laughing!
The runnerup is Greed! I pity the astronauts. Satan's Onion, you get an honourable mention; you make that sound like the very combustible end of something I'd come up with. *cough:rmage:cough* |
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Its The Attack Of The Killer Plushies!!!
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Remind me again why I log into RO...
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One day, in chat8bit...
RandomNPFer has entered the room. POS Industries: Oh, hey RandomNPFer! How's it going? RandomNPer: ... POS Industries: What's wrong? RandomNPFer: I... I don't want to talk about it. POS Industries: Oh. Okay. POS Industries: ... POS Industries: So.... gang-raped by porings, huh? RandomNPFer: What?! How.... how did you know?! POS Industries: I sent them. RandomNPFer: Why would you do that? How could you?! POS Industries: Do you know how quiet it's been in here? Too fucking quiet, that's what! I had to do it, to preserve that dying art known as conversation. You all forced my hand! No jury on Earth would ever convict me! I am the right hand of God!!! RandomNPFer has left the room. POS Industries: ... POS Industries: Dammit. POS Industries has left the room. |
Dammit man, They taste like candy!
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It's amazing the things you can see after you've had too much at Oktoberfest.
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RaiRO after a few to many in-game drugs.
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Someone dumped over the barrel of jujubes again.
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Of course, the one weekend I don't have internet >.<
"Pink puffball rush! For the Horde!" |
Looks like someone needs to tell Flare that LSD is no longer legal...
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Dammit Sithdarth, what did we tell you about using that duplicator of yours?
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Flare accidentally stumbles upon the Kirby Family Reunion.
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RaiRo, taste the rainbow.
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I dunno what those things are, but they shriek when you kick 'em!
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Now where did I drop my keys...?
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And lo, didst the Admin press his mighty button of monster generation, and commit a plague upon Prontera which was most foul.
And sticky. Don't forget the sticky. |
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I fail to see the significance of that comic to the current picture Bob.
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Duplicator...many many blobs....
And C&H is cool and applies to everything, always. [That RaiRO pic just reminded me of the comic] |
Moot point anyway, as Jen won, and as always, if she is unable to post, it'll go to Lady Cygnet.
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http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...spicous5zg.jpg
Have at ye! Aside: wOOt, I finally won! :) PS: I will call the winner at about 3 PM EST tomorrow since I will be at work all night. You have been warned. |
Ok, I've heard of The Fox and the Hound, but this is rediculious...
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Proof that the Star Fox series has gone to the dogs.
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Fox: Bill! Bill! Where are you, Bill!?
(please have played StarFox 64....) Edit: Whoa, ninja'd. |
These dumb dogs will never track me here. I really am claver as well me.
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Duck: My clever disguise is working!
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