Uhh, Big Mac, if you aren't being sarcastic, I applaud your ability to maintain some shred of naivety on the internets.

As for what Nikose was thinking, "I wonder how close can I get to full blown yaoi without getting in trouble? Let's find out!"

I think he wanted to play the "one of these things is not like the other" game with his avatar

"Ok so we have a car with a cow about to crush it. Dr. Hobo. A little guy in a blue cloak. And...oh my God what the fuck is wrong with this guy?!?!??...Kids can you guess which one is different?"

Nikose wants to make it perfectly clear that no one wears the pants in his romantic relationships. (He is, however, more than happy to walk on a lead.)

...Hurray! I'm a subject!

Me: "Hey, Fenris, think they'd let me have this as an avatar?"
Fenris: "Go ahead. don't blame me when you get banned."
Me: "I bet you a dollar I won't get banned."

Remember the time that I successfully concealed my Gender from the boards? :P I had about 10 people thinking I was a chick.


Aaaaand I just realized how my Usertitle adds to my avatar. XD

that was indeed sarcasm my dear friend

Ok, moving on...

"Reasons why people worry when I've got a weapon."

You're Flarecobra. That's reason enough.

Fear...especially if someone just told you that you look like Molly Ringwald in your last camwhore post. :p

I hear you classed-up to Knight in RaiRO, and I really don't want to be nearby when you finally get to try out Berserk. O_o

(Note: I don't quite recall whether Berserk is Knight or Lord Knight)

Because if they give you a weapon you'll probably be like the savior of our country and get like a made for TV movie about you and maybe a video game...I want a video game about me...or maybe you'll just be a secret character in all army games there after...oh and they'll raise you from the dead when ever aliens invade in the future...not such a sweet deal...