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Because she can shoot a fly off your nose at 1000 metres in high wind without a scope on an un-zeroed weapon... with a busted sight.... while traveling at high speed in the opposite direction.... while blindfolded and with a broken arm, even if you're on the opposite side of a wall and crouched low to the ground!
Do you really want someone like THAT wielding a weapon around?! Well do ya' punk?!! |
Cause you're a cobra...who is also a Marine
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Um...no.
"What would happon if Rai and Shiney wrote a book togeather" |
Posted Thursday, Grune 11, 200_ 11:03 p.m.
Satan's Onion: Just read Rai and shiney's new book, and I have to say, I had a lot of problems with it. There's not really any plot to speak of, and most of the "characters" (I use the term in quotation marks because frankly, they're more caricatures or parodies than realistic portrayals--altho' they're each too much like actual members here to dismiss as coincidence) are little more than cardboard cutouts portrayed as fanatically evil and horrifyingly perverse (and for people who're disgusted by all that sexual deviance, they devote a whole lot of space in the book to explaining all the filthy details; I never wanted to know, for instance, what a "Guildford Dirty Dangle-Lick" is), against which their equally uninteresting characters invariably triumph. It's obvious that the Rai and shiney characters're supposed to be the "good guys", but I found them all pretty equally sickening. In brief: Even if you get this book as a gift, it's really only good for starting fires and housetraining pets. Posted Friday, Grune 12 200_ 1:12 a.m. shiney: Two things. One: Quote:
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Silly Flare, it has already been written. Have you never heard of the Necronomicon
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Reasons to be scared if Flare's carrying a gun?
Well if even Flare is carrying a gun, peaceloving gentle flower that she is, there must be something really frikkin' nasty standing just behind me. :D |
You're a little late for that one Caption Hat.
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