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The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 10-08-2006 06:48 PM

Because she can shoot a fly off your nose at 1000 metres in high wind without a scope on an un-zeroed weapon... with a busted sight.... while traveling at high speed in the opposite direction.... while blindfolded and with a broken arm, even if you're on the opposite side of a wall and crouched low to the ground!

Do you really want someone like THAT wielding a weapon around?! Well do ya' punk?!!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 10-08-2006 08:33 PM

Cause you're a cobra...who is also a Marine

greed 10-08-2006 08:33 PM

This should cover it.
http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/5438/cc190kv.png

Credits to DFM

Flarecobra 10-09-2006 12:38 AM

Um...no.

"What would happon if Rai and Shiney wrote a book togeather"

Satan's Onion 10-09-2006 01:20 AM

Posted Thursday, Grune 11, 200_ 11:03 p.m.

Satan's Onion: Just read Rai and shiney's new book, and I have to say, I had a lot of problems with it. There's not really any plot to speak of, and most of the "characters" (I use the term in quotation marks because frankly, they're more caricatures or parodies than realistic portrayals--altho' they're each too much like actual members here to dismiss as coincidence) are little more than cardboard cutouts portrayed as fanatically evil and horrifyingly perverse (and for people who're disgusted by all that sexual deviance, they devote a whole lot of space in the book to explaining all the filthy details; I never wanted to know, for instance, what a "Guildford Dirty Dangle-Lick" is), against which their equally uninteresting characters invariably triumph. It's obvious that the Rai and shiney characters're supposed to be the "good guys", but I found them all pretty equally sickening. In brief: Even if you get this book as a gift, it's really only good for starting fires and housetraining pets.

Posted Friday, Grune 12 200_ 1:12 a.m.

shiney: Two things.
One:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan's Onion
Just read Rai and shiney's new book, and I have to say, I had no problems at all with it. There's a really kickass plot to speak of, and most of the "characters" (I use the term in quotation marks because frankly, they're so awesome a new word needs to be invented for them--altho' they're not at all like actual members here 'cos that would suck too much) are hella horrible evil nasty bad guy villains who are fanatically evil and horrifyingly perverse (and you can tell they're disgusted by all that sexual deviance, because they devote a whole lot of space in the book to explaining all the filthy details so we know how bad it is; that way if you ever see the "Guildford Dirty Dangle-Lick" you can jump right in and stop it) against which their totally bitchin' kickass characters invariably triumph. It's obvious that the Rai and shiney characters're really unquestionably the "good guys", and I found them much better than the bad guys, who sucked (in the plot; they way they were written was, of course, completely awesome because the book is so awesome). In brief: Even if you get this book as a gift, go out and buy a bunch of copies anyway 'cos it's just that fuckin' amazing.

Fixed that for you. Also, you're banned.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 10-09-2006 05:20 PM

Silly Flare, it has already been written. Have you never heard of the Necronomicon

Captain Hat 10-10-2006 06:56 PM

Reasons to be scared if Flare's carrying a gun?

Well if even Flare is carrying a gun, peaceloving gentle flower that she is, there must be something really frikkin' nasty standing just behind me.

:D

Flarecobra 10-10-2006 10:42 PM

You're a little late for that one Caption Hat.

"Other uses for the phrase "Fucking BANNED!!"

Myst 10-10-2006 10:53 PM

"Goku667 is such a n00b"
*audience* "How n00b is he?!"
"Goku 667 is such a n00b, his mothers first words to him were..."

neyo the king 10-10-2006 10:55 PM

"What is this thing?"
"It's a band."
"A what?"
"A band!"
"What now?"
"A FUCKING BAND!"

Not quite, but you get the idea.


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