In George Bush's impeachment letter:

Dear Ex-President Bush,
FUCKING BANNED
From,
The American Pubilc
P.S. Never show your face in America again. We have agents in the field that will litterally ban you from the country if you don't leave on your own free will...They've had plenty of practice banning. They are the NPF Mods.
P.P.S. Watch your back, bitch
P.P.P.S. FUCKING BANNED AGAIN!

"aww yeah...whyn'cha cause a little more trouble...Yeah, triple-post some ad-spam, bitch. Yeah...cause that flame war! L33ter--nastier--no, Black Belt's not coming backYES! YES! FUCKING BANNED!"

"...well, that was over quick."

"Hey, on the NPF, this Banhammer can't afford not to have a hair trigger. My bannination is swift and absolute! Once I ban somebody, they feel it hardcore, baby!"

"Or half feel it, as the case may be."

"What?"

"What?"

Guy: I'm splitting up with you! You're fucking Banned!

Girl: No I'm not! Lies! Lies I tell you!

Banned: (emerging from Girl's bedroom with a towel around his waist): Umm... Whoops. Which door is the bathroom again?

"Next up performing for you tonight is a group with a very royal name... can you please give them a warm welcome, they're not local and to get here tonight they've had to come very far.... KING BAND! "

"I don't think that their marriage is going to last long."
"Why not?"
"He keeps on referring to her wedding ring as a fucking band."
"That's romantic." =/ "How long have they been married again?"
"Six hours."
"Eep."

Pawn Shop

Customer: Yeah this guitar looks okay, can I give it a try first?
Salesman: Well.. uh.. okay...
*Customer starts playing, gets a puzzled look on his face and stops*
Customer: Uhh why is it so sticky?
Salesman: Well.... you see it belonged to a FUCKING BAND!
Customer: Ewww.... rape sauce.

Ok....that was....well...I dunno.


Since I get th efeeling that this is dying slowly, how about this:

"If you were Fifthfiend...."

Seeing as we were just talking about it anyway:

"If you were Fifthfiend...."

"Banned *click*....... Banned *click*............. FUCKING Banned!!! *clickclickclick*"

A Memo to the Members of NPF:

Any individual caught bad mouthing or insulting Chrono Trigger in any way, shape or form, you will be FUCKING BANNED. I would suggest that any of you who have inflammatory comments on Chrono Trigger, either change them, or prepare to be banned.