The universe ended and remade itself 10 times within about 3 seconds.

Crickets chirped, tumbleweed rolled by, a man in the back softly cleared his throat, and I didn't even notice it happened until about two weeks later.

Seriously. I really didn't!

No wait... fifthfiend's a moderator?

Why that's just crazy!

...

CAN I GET A RIMSHOT!?

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7...rimshotgp1.gif

Damn you POS, I was gona do the whole "the world went on spinning like nothing happened" joke!

Sigh, guess I'll just do one of those continuations of a previous post type jokes then:

"The day FifthFiend became Mod"

and the world went on spinning like nothing happened.

"Let's laugh at him until he finds out where the 'mod' button is!"

"And look at that, I found it!"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOW A LIVE-FIRE EXERCISE!

Satan: "Ooh... arg... where's my Pepcid Complete?"

The Middle East conflict ended, conservatives and liberals joined together, the fighting in iraq ended, North and South Korea were reunited and the IRA laid down its arms and accepted one another.

For a new savior was born.

That is what happened when Fifth became mod (or so he hoped)

Live-fire like you SUCK AT AIMING! You only hit my name! Even though it is bleeding pretty bad...