I'd like to see a video tape of when I flipped a car 10 times. (Edit: Don't try this at home kids, its dangerous. Well, far beyond dangerous.)

I mean seriously, some movies don't even have that kind of flippage going on in their car chases.

Edit: Not sure if this counts, but a video camera is a type of a camera, so thats close enough for me.

I know you all are going to go perverted on this but....

"If certan actions were made legal/moral"

Win95 user: "Wow, it's great to be out travelling on my own."
Creepy guy in trenchcoat: "HEY YOU! GIMME YOUR LAPTOP!" *Steal!*
*Clicky clicky*
*hands back to Win95 user: "There. Now you're running a a decent copy of XP." *walks off*


And, of course, POS would have taken over the world. although you helped him already, didn't you, Flare-groundtroop-Prime...

"What? Me? Not at all! I wouldn't go the way of perversion..."

*Goes off to live in someone's home while wearing the owner's skin as a suit and tie*

"La de dum de dum... Huh. Looks like I'm a program director for FOX now. Time to put on a request-line for uncut shows while I solicite tales from my Dark Dominion and wear the FCC director's head as a hat."

*The FOX Network suddenly becomes a channel filled with shows that contain a more epic tale than who's hooking up with whom and a plot you can rely upon. Classic science fiction and horror make the scene, as well as a viewer's choice section for all the stuff that you can't normally see on the channel. No outright smut, but graphic violence is a definite plus, and comedy!*

"I don't go the way of perversion. Mine's the path of clever-minded atrocity. I have class."

Lets just say, that after I was done with the president of FOX, he had better damn well bring back Firefly and Futurama.

And while he was at it, Strange Luck, Sliders, and that one show about the guy who had to recapture Hell's escaped souls so he could have another chance at life.

... Which is really just to say is if someone had the sense to make an entire network dedicated solely to airing television shows aired and then quickly cancelled by Fox (and okay say, MTV), it would be the single greatest TV network ever.

Nah, the easiest way to take over the world is to simply manipulate the current system to your advantage. If there were no laws, I'd have to deal with countless yahoos all trying to cram their way into the White House or something. Honestly, it's barely even possible to buy a hotdog in an anarchist society, much less take over the world.

Then again, it's anarchy. Why am I actually paying for hotdogs?

Something like this:

I'd have taken up residence in a Target or Wal-mart by now. Eating the food and playing video games.