...The population of Maidstone would go into a rapid decline, and I'd be spending a lot more of my income on crossbow bolts.

*evil grin*

Ok, time for something a little diffrent.

"If you were in a Video Game"

I'de be the "nigh-on-impossible-to-beat-boss character that's so infuriatingly difficult to beat with his "one hit and you die finisher" and "every hit knocks you over and dazed" moves, and with only "one weakpoint on his back that only periodically appears", that people would cry in frustration!

Oh and don't forget the constantly re-spawning, spamming minions, and AOE attacks!

Just 'cos I'm mean like that!:D

"I don't care if I'm injured, I'm not drinking that potion! That thing must've been sitting in that dusty treasure box for, what, a hundred years since the last party of adventurers rolled through? There's no expiration date on it either. You can spare five MP to heal me, so do it and we can move on!"

Already am!

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/1807/wc3loyalep7.png

Totally not doctored or edited from a screenshot in any way, shape, or form.

"Meh, I'd be the silent emo guy. Depends on the game though, whether I may be the hero or a party member. Either way, they would have to fight me to get me if I am a sidekick."

I'd have auto-lyfe and I would have every spell, including Final Fantasy and Ragnorok online spells. I would be a juggernaught.

I'd be the quiet guy with a mask covering all but his eyes with a long blood red cape, gloves, and boots, with a katana on his back.

And for good measure two pistols on his hip holsters.

I'd be the intelligent, weak NPC mage/scholar who exists for no other purpose than giving the PCs crucial information, some awesome spells, and (maybe) the tutorial.

Been there, done that, and I have the pictures to prove it:

http://www.geocities.com/spaztronaut/live_nude_nu.jpg

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"What the hell was that? The voices!"