I won't go down the lady path. Massacre has a long list of reasons for being glad that he's no woman. The painful life that women go through because of your body's natural biology alone makes me shudder on your behalf. Therefore, I will go the way of species-ism.

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(We join Massacre as he has been changed from his natural form into...a human being! Yes, that's right! But for some reason, he totally looks like Al Pacino in a black suit with black shoes that look like they costed a small fortune. He also has a smile on his face like he's enjoying the world's greatest inside joke and not willing to share, which makes it funnier.)

"Vote for me. Trent Massarino for President. I'm a man of great (evil) vision."

I'd finally have a chance with this girl I like.


That was for gender.
Pervs.

Hmm...as a shapeshifter, I am all gendered and often a human, cat, or fox, so i suppose the only solution to this question is...

I'd be a nongendered amorphous blob who feeds off the souls of the damned, and has so many hobbies to take it's mind off it's inability to ever have sex, it'd know how to run an entire damn city from ever form of commerce, civil service, and occupation.

Then, it'd rain and I'd get washed down the gutter and never seen again.

And that'd be bad?

"The Nuklearpower Jail for the Banned."

Fifth: You've got a pretty mouth boy.

wait wait wait wait wait....you're a shapeshifter? since when? What's it like to be a fox?
Is being a different gender really that different...I mean sure I'd have to sit down to take a piss but then I'd have an excuse to read in the bathroom more than i already do...but I don't know if it would really be all that different...oh except for the boobs...like all the guys who posted before me yes I would play with them....and because I'm easily amused it could last for days...


hang on a jail for the banned? Great idea...we could throw over ripened fruits and vegetables at them...and pee on them and throw other stuff

ooh or we could make them preform for us like a little circus...and I think we all have a few special people we are hoping fall from the tight rope and are badly injured *cough*Otaku*cough*Burkion*cough*that guy who would alway contradict what I'd say in the discussion fourm until the mods realized he was a dick and banned him*cough*

DBS

Uh Burk's still here DBS, he posted in one of the 8-Bit threads a week or so ago. The tentacles summoned him.

Anyway

The Darknight's "Shank" Injection

Fifthfiend: Grossguy, you have a visitor.

*Massacre walks in, a demon gargoyle...dressed as Phoenix Wright!*

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Lawyers and Ultimate Evil go hand in hand.

"Looks like you dropped the soap boy...hehehehe"

Ok..when Phoenix Wright starts getting involved...that usually means it's time to change topics..

"The day Fifth found the ability to ban people in Real Life."