Since I have no idea who Fifth is (is a newb) I will give a stab at this anyway!

Ahem..


"What? These Cheese Doodles were marked for a buck! Not a buck ten! HOW DARE YOU!"

Cashier has been banned for "Trying to Price Jack Cheese Doodles"

Fifths boss: "You are soo fired!! Now clean out your desk and get out of my sight!"

Fifth: "You can't fire me, but I can BAN you... from the Forum of Life!!"

FUCKING BANNED!

Flare, you have no soul. That was clearly a "Mass gets the last laugh" routine played within the rules and without causing a fuss. I get bonus points for that.

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LIST OF PEOPLE FIFTHFIEND JUSTIFIABLY BANNED

Jerry Lewis
George W. Bush
My Father
The old guy that drives too slow.
The young guy that drives too slow.
Andy Dick
Jack Thompson
France
And whoever secretly replaced his coffee with Folgier's Crystals.

Oh god. If that would happen, everyone, except fifthfiend himself and the dev teams for Chrono Trigger and Soul Blazer, would be dead (or "banned").

Fifthfiend trips over one of those cement barriers

User:A Cement Barrier has been banned by the Moderator

Next thing you know, there are o cement barriers to keep bad drivers from going up onto the curb in parking lots, and they are sent flying throught the storefronts.

massive rioting and looting commence.

User Fifthfiend has been banned by Administrator due to sparking off an event worse than the LA riots

Fifthfiend: Aw fuck...now I have the power to moderate everything?

*realization*

I have the power to moderate EVERYTHING!

*maniacal laughter*

Ok enough Fifth-ego-strokeing...

"Times when you don't want to hear "Oops."

George W. Bush: "Hmm... I think I pushed the wrong button... oops!"