Cat's think?

Cat: guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Cat2: guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh duuuuuuunnnnnh

(Scene: Woman is scraping tuna out of a can when her cat walks up.)
Woman: Oh, pretty kitty, do you want this tuna can?
Cat: Give me the fucking tuna can, bitch.

Woohoo! Something I've known for the longest time, and finally I can reveal it all! KNOW MY PAIN AND TRAGIC SUFFERING!

THE MAN!: Here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty!

Pyros: No. I'm not coming down there. You smell. You smell of ass.

Sub-Being: Aww...come on...I"ve got a nice piece of bacon! Kitty want some bacon?

Pyros: For the last time, i won't be bought out by bribes! I have a reputation that I must keep, a reputation that all those I am associated with look up to. Especially the dogs.

Demithing!: Okay then, I suppose I'll have to eat..this...all...by my...self...

Pyros: Oh come on man! Even I can tell that's just a Beggin strip.

Lilu: IT"S BACON!

Pyros: Shut up you! Don't give into the MAN! Don't you see? He's playing you like fool! Give in once, and he'll walk all over you!

Little Man: You trying to get the cat down dad? Watch this! *turns on Vacuum*

Pyros: AHHHHH! IT'S RETURNED TO FINISH THE JOB!! HISSSSSSSSS!

Lilu: *Unintelligble Barking*

(One 4 foot fall from the bookshelf later)

Mortal: There we go, good kitty. Nice kitty. Such a pretty little kitty.

Pyros: Okay fine, you got me, primitive. But don't expect me to act like I'm enjoying it!....*munch* Hey! It really IS just like bacon!

Lilu: IT"S BACON!

Pyros: YOU can shut up. *chomp*

Your the masters, huh? HA!! You don't see me attending to your every whim and scooping your crap!!

LadyCygnet: Ew, a dead mouse!
Sisko the Cat: Happy early Birthday! >^,^<

You think you own cat?

In Russia (and every where else) cat owns you!

Wow, one of my favorite television quotes ever covers this subject perfectly.

“Hey, this is mine (**spritz spritz**). That’s mine (**spritz**). All this (**spritz spritz spritz**) is mine. I’m claiming all this as mine. Except that bit. I don’t want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine.

Hey, this has been a pretty good day. I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I’m gonna see if I can’t have sex with something!”

Words to live by...

"Ok boys... is there any way of stinking, making a mess, or just generally fouling things up that we haven't covered? No? Very well, as you were."

SO, you just gave me an idea.

"If you woke up 10 Million years in the future"

I would start by haveing sex with robots and then proclaim myself their new ruler because i have wisdom of the olden days.