"Alright, do we have hoverboards yet? No? What the hell have our scientists been DOING all this time??"

Well I'm going to guess that bugs of some sort have taken over...cockroches probably and that the human race killed it self off a while ago...like 10 million years ago...I guess I'd fall asleep again until humans reevolve and then I'd mess with them...maybe all of the stuff we're doing right now has already happened except someone who slept for a long time decided to fuck with us...I think Heinlein wrote a book about how time restarts after a while...or something to that effect...

Oh, crap--everyone looks just like me! =O

Me: *wakes up* The Canadians still haven't won another Stanley Cup since '93? *goes back to sleep*

*Aliens poke semicomatose body, just beginning to awaken*

Five more MINUTES, or I'll chew your face off!

AlienA: Clearly, a hostile and barbaric society.

AlienB: Pity, I had hoped to find an intelligent society on this planet...

I SAID Five more minutes!

Aliens: Ah! By Zothrak, our silicon based lifeforms are on fire! IT BURNS! IT BURRRRNS! Really it does!

"You MANIAACCSSSS!!!!!"

...Jurassic Park was real?!?

Ok then..


"If you could meet any person from any time in the past..."

Hey, Abe, what're you doing tonight? Going to the theatre? Yeah, I'm gonna suggest that you NOT do that..."

Hello, Jesus! May I ask you what role you wanted women to play in your ministry?