Me: I will now lurk here, making people wonder about my presence, therefore making them go MAD!! Muahahahah!
Other Chatters: WTF????
Me: Goddamn soliloquy function must be broke.

That's an easy one.

*Steals Raiden's Pants...FOREVER!*

*Is still soaking Pyros with the Firehose*

And for those of you who are wondering what it's like in the 8bit chat, look in the WingWong thread.

*gulp* "I hope cowbells don't hurt too much..."

...and then began the fucking.

And thus began the 623rd snowball fight. This time, Nikose knew to put rocks into the snowballs. However, Karesh had a special weapon set aside: The Snow-cannon.

Oh god.... I'm gonna need a few more beers....and a shotgun. BRING IT ON, FOOLS!!

No... Not the DECIMATOR! you fools, it will destroy you all, not me though, i'll be in the underground bunker with amanda and my cats...

From what I've seen in wing-wong, it's pronounced rape.

Speaking of, you got a purty mouth city boy....

No, it's surprise sex!

And in the spirit of the holidays...

"Worst holiday gifts ever."