Pyros: Timmy, come here this INSTANT!!!

Timmy: Yes, father dearest?

Pyros: Don't play coy with ME child. Tell me what you notice about this room.

Timmy: Umm...It's my room?

Pyros: Exactly.... Now, tell me something particular about this room?

Timmy: It's...clean?

Pyros: Yes. Can you tell me what's wrong about all this?

Timmy: No sir...I don't see anything wrong with this.

Pyros: Everything, in perfect order?

Timmy: Well, yeah, I guess so.

Pyros: Were YOU the one who cleaned it?

Timmy: Yes. I didn't want it to be hard to find all my stuff.

Pyros: Timmy. You DISAPPOINT ME!

Timmy: But why father!

Pyros: I thought I raised you understand......Timmy, there is no fire.

Timmy: Yeah...so?

Pyros: THERE IS NO FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Timmy: Oh...I don't suppose you want me to...

Pyros: Yes timmy. That Is want I want from my son.

Timmy: But what about my stuff?

Pyros: It's insured.

Timmy: Do I have to?

Pyros: *holds out lighter*

Timmy: Aww....

*Fwoosh!*

Pyros: There we go son, it wasn't that hard. Now that's a room a fire angel can be proud of.

Timmy: Dad, do I have to keep doing this?

Pyros:...Do it for your mother.

Timmy: You're mean dad.

Pyros: I know. I know. Now, let's go set fire to the neighbor's houses again lest they start to get all uppity again.

****

*Learns pattern, and ducks the oncoming firehose*

Fifthfiend: ok son, go say to the noob on the forum what he is gonna get
Fifthfiend son: ok, Daddy, *EXTREMELY DEEP VOICE*YOU ARE BANNED

*Buzzes*

Missed the "Leave the Mods out of this" clause.

*No firehose for Pyros, instead, he gets a bucketful of water dumped on him*

Moving on..


"Movies lines that sound wrong, but really arn't."

"I heard that you like to ride bareback..."

Youth in Asia: The charming, happy story about the life of an orphan in china.

Moving on...

"Forumites from a Mirror Universe.."

Before anyone else gets it in:

-Loyal: I say, Skyshot, my bosom chum. How goes the pilfering?
-Skyshot: Splendidly, friend, splendidly. I'm afraid, however, that you'll not find any more riches to loot from this town. You see, I stole it all.
-Loyal: Why, that's no problem at all, good sir! After all, there are plenty more settlements, filled with people whose wallets we can lighten.
-Skyshot: I'm so glad you could understand.
-Loyal: Besides, I recently emptied the vaults of the local nobility, so I doubt I'll miss anything from here.
[Cue cheesy friend-music and flowery background, dotted with sacks of money.]