FPN MessageBoard: A literal bulletin board upon which a group of idiots travel across a small town to put up post it notes, using only l33t and words made up of 2 or more letters. Here's a post on World of Warcraft:

Rest assured, fellow Forumites, that this is just a mirror universe, and that such horrors will never grace us in our present reality. Barring of course, some totally unforeseen breech of spacetime caused by an anomaly in the universe's chrono-gamma waves resonation. But pffft, like that'll ever happen.

Bobbey in this universe: I love the Beatles!!

Bobbey in mirror universe: I love Elvis!!!

o_O.

Mirror universe implodes.:D

Moving on...

"If you could have any power, but have to do something stupid to activate it....."

Sparrow: Holy schnikes, Cygnet! We've got to talk Hawk out of firing the missiles at St. Louis!
Cygnet: Good thing that suggestion is my power.
[They barge into Hawk's lair]
Hawk: [To his guards] Kill them.
Cygnet: [Whips off superhero top and shakes breasts] You will not kill us. You will disarm the missiles. You will capture Hawk.
Soldiers: Yes, mistress!
Cygnet: *sigh* I hate the way this superpower works. I always end up arrested for indecent exposure.

Curses! If only I had not left my novelty foam cowboy hat in my satelite headquarters, you would be rent with fire!

Oh, no...superhero time! *farts, then transforms into a cougar*

The thief knew that when he heard the yodeling, it was already too late...

ed: I DUN SPILL GUD

"Captain Disability to the rescue!" *Clubs self in face with Crowbar*

*drops pants* "Why did the web have to generate from here?"
"What?! Oh dear god why? Why, god why?!"-Random Thug

BUKAKKE FOR GREAT JUSTICE

"*crying*You're the worst Spidey Ever!!!*crying*" -RT

VM: "Drop those bags of money, you uncreative burglar!"
Burglar: "Oh yeah?" *points gun* "Make me."
VM: "With gusto!" *eats a banana, then drops the peel and slips on it, causing a tremor that knocks the burglar off his feet and sends his gun flying straight into a trash can*
Cops: *just arrive* "You're under arrest!"
Burglar: "Curse you, Vaudeville Man!"
VM: *standing up* "I just wish I knew why it only works with bananas..."