Loki, I think you are thinking of nitrogen, not helium. Helium doesn't do that.

*Grinning* Man, have I got a bad one for you all.....

"If you found out one of the mods was your brother/sister/whatever"

Person 1: Wait, you're my brother and a mod of the Nuklear Power fourms?
Person 2: Yeah, how do you think all of your 10 accounts got banned the day after you registered each one?

You log on to find family pictures in the camwhore thread...

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5...4166829cv5.jpg

That's me holding the baby. :D

Hmm. Intriguing. I'd probably sneak on his NPF mod account & enjoy the powers of having the BahnHammer. Screwing around with people & getting my brother in trouble as well!

Great success.

That'd finally give me some leverage over the forum higher-ups.
"If you don't let me use the ban-hammer right now, I'm gonna tell Mom that you won't share your stuff with me!!!"

(And my mom's an ex-cop.)

Wouldn't that mean she'd just charge you with extortion?

Up until twelve days ago I'd say get them to get me alcohol, not that there was any difficulty really, except now I'm of age


Commit crimes with impunity knowing they'll be blamed.

Why stop at just one?
 

Me: It's so nice of you to bring me out to this big, beautiful isolated cabin in the woods, fifthfiend.
fifthfiend: Think nothing of it. Now, I have something very important to tell you:
Me: *gasps*
fifthfiend: Luuuuuke--
Me: Rebecca.
fifthfiend: *glares* You're ruining the moment. *ahem* Luuuuke, I am your brother.
Me: NO! That's impossible! *sobs*
fifthfiend: Search the paternity test--you know it to be 98.957% accurate!
Me: Oh, no...no...and I LIKED you...!
fifthfiend: Well, we'll get along, then.
Me: Um, I liked you in that way...
fifthfiend: Oh. Well, then, this must be awkward as fuck for you. *smiles*
Me: No shit. I guess that means that Dad was cheating on my mom back when he was accusing her of cheating on him.
fifthfiend: Yup, and my mom wasn't his only conquest. Ol' Dad was quite the manwhore...*grins*...and my new role model!
Me: What do you mean?
fifthfiend: I'm not your only brother...or sister, for that matter. Say hello to your other half-siblings!
Crodevillian Team: Hi!
Drooling Iguana: Yo.
krylo: ...whatever...
Kurosen: Uh...hi?
Mashirosen: Hello.
Meister: Hi there.
RaiRai: Hello!
shiney: Hi.
Viper Daimao: Hiya.
ProphetX: Hey.
Me: Wait a second...RaiRai, aren't you and shiney MARRIED? And expecting a CHILD?!
RaiRai: Yes...this all came as quite a shock.
fifthfiend: There is a silver lining to this cloud, though.
Me: Really, what's that?
krylo: INCEST PORN!
fifthfiend: I'll get the K-Y! *exits*
krylo: I'll get the camera! *exits*
Me: I'm all for leaving while they're gone. Who's with me?
Everyone but fifthfiend and krylo: Me! *they all exit*
*fifthfiend returns, carrying a case of K-Y jelly*
*krylo returns with a sophisticated camera*
fifthfiend: Aw, they're all gone.
krylo: I guess this means that we've got the cabin all to ourselves, then.
fifthfiend: Yeah...
krylo: Just the two of us...alone...
fifthfiend: ...

Fratricide.

Nuff' Said.

Edit: I do sumthing wrong? Looks like this sort of died after i posted

Erm... are we going to have a new subject? Or is this thread dead?