Damn, I just joined this, and it dies right after my post... Maybe someone should take over leadership of this?

New Subject (in honor of the new Diplomacy Game):

If Celebrities were Military Leaders...

Then somebody might actually give a shit about Paris Hilton.

A new form of goverment would be made, Idoacracy.

Nope. Re-read the rules DT. Only I can make the new topics.

"What was in Pepsi Blue"

Hey, I just bought the "Super-Duper Secret Recipe For Pepsi Blue" off of eBay!

So...
"1 package unsweetened Merry Berry Blue Kool-Aid
1 cup prune juice
2 cups corn syrup
1 liter carbonated water

In clean bowl, mix kool-aid, prune juice, and corn syrup. Introduce syrup solution to carbonated water in intermix chamber until desired level of carbonation is achieved.

Serves six brave people...or one masochist."

That Mike White...what a kidder...

"What was in Pepsi Blue"

The blood of a million widows, taken upon high to the tallest peak of the tallest mountain, where-upon it was brewed at 1000 degrees celsius for 7 1/2 days while a satanic ritualistic chanting sounded constantly throughout, after which it was left to cool in the light of the blue moon, followed by the unlight of a total eclipse while Haleys comet passed the earth. It was then cast down into the deepest recess of the planet and after falling for 2 days straight, mother Gaia herself spat it back out.

Because it was poison.

Then Zeus took it upon himself to destroy this menace before its evil could spread, but as he poured a billion volts through it for 3 days straight it simply grew more powerful than ever before. Unable to destroy it, he threw it beyond the stars where it circled the heavens for a millenia before it eventualy returned to the world of men, smashing into the ground with the force of an asteroid and causing a mass extinction on a global scale.

The final ingredient is a healthy dose of the worlds cheapest and crappest sweeteners and suger substitutes!

Pepsi Blue: The only way we could sell carbonated barbicide.

Willy Wonka and the Pepsi Factory

Charlie: Mr. Wonka, what goes into this new Pepsi Blue?

Willy Wonka: Well Charlie, I'll have my Oompa Loompas answer that in song!

Oompa Loompas: For the first batch of pepsi, our suppliers gave to me:

A partridge in a pear tree.

For the second batch of pepsi, the suppliers gave to me:

Two Turtle Doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

...

For the twelth batch of pepsi our suppliers gave to me:

5 Golden Rings! 4 calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAAAAARRRR TRRREEEEEEE!

Charlie: *Vomits uncontrolably*

In light of something that happoned to me today...

"REALLY aukward moments with your boss."