Last thing I want to see when I wake up:

*yawn* Man, what a good HOLY SHIT FLYING CAT-BEETLE HYBRIDS!!!

+win.


You're roomate having heaped all of your pizza and trash from the living room directly onto your bed- half empty coke cans included, drizzling everywhere.

There's no way someone else wouldn't have said it if I didn't. Also, I think winners should be appointed in this. It shouldn't count for anything, but it might be nice to have a reward for coming up with a good one.

Nope, since people can go more then once in this game, it'd be pointless.

I dont see how it's pontless... I mean, just because you can spew out 30 different jokes, it doesn't mean that they're good...

My former boss.

This really annoying girl who goes to my College...I would barf the moment I saw her. Literally the second it registered I would be blowing chunks. Hopefully all over her since that would make it funny.

...Or maybe Sherlock Holmes...cool in a book...not on my bed...

And because this is a "Just for laughs" thread. Not a competition.

And like in Whose Line, the points don't matter. The chuckles I get out of it do.

yaaaaawnnn.... time for a delicous...uhhh!!!......MY BUTTERFINGERS ARE GONE!!! A NINJA ATE THEM!!!
the ninja would be kinda cool, buut don't mess with my Butta'finga's!

Krylo?? Pfft. Krylo, he has some sort of decency in his own sick way. It's likely he'll have "done it" whilst you were unconcious. Now, on the other hand, we have...

The Burger King. Assuming I had the time to escape, the first thing I'd grab is my solid wooden baseball bat, two meters from my bed.