*Takes the money out*

*Gives it back to Bill Gates*

*Kills Bill Gates*

*Takes it back*

"Thats the way it's suppose to be done BITCH"

*Glances left.*
*Glances right.*
Muahahahaha!!!
*Calmly walks to bank*
*Withdraws all money.*
*Does so again every 5 seconds.*



BTW, this is based on the fact that, if Bill Gates were walking down the street and dropped some money, assuming that it takes 5 seconds to bend over pick it up and be on his merry way, it would have to be more than $500 for him to pick it up. That means in 5 seconds, he makes $500(Or is that supposed to be $5000? I forget.).

If I had Bill Gate's account number... I wouldn't have Bill Gates's personal identification. Or any way to access it. I might be able to see the balance. But probably not.

"Hello, I'd like to make a $200 deposit into this account number. Thank you, now, can we transfer that to THIS account number? Thank you!"


Which is how you steal money out of someone's account when you only have their account numbers. =D This has been your lesson in criminal activities for the day. THank you and goodnight.

If I had Bill's Account number...
 

I'd post a rather interesting personal ad on his website...

Oh, wait, you mean Bank Account number? Assuming I had access to his cash this way? I'd buy a copy of Linux...or TEN MILLION copys of Linux!

Either that or I'd post his Account Number as a comment in NPF.

It's 04993-33265-1221-01339.

:D

I'm so about to check out that number... Not really... Der...

Now post his branch Number and Bank Number and I'll be set. =D

54452 is my branch number-

The bank number is, Humourously, 001 for BMO.

EDIT: Holy fuck did you see the insurance policy he has on his money? XD

how much?

*finds Bill Gates account number*
*looks at friends*
Me: so whos first
Friends: Michael Flatly, it's time to teach that bastard how to dance