"Okay, get out. Leave. Take the sheets with you; I'll have to burn them anyway, but the Pretty Soldier Sailormoon poster stays heeeeoh my God second thoughts you can have the poster too just get out."

*opens eyes, sees krylo, closes them again*
*opens eyes again, really wide*
*inhales*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*inhales again*
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*inhales again*
*lather, rinse, repeat*

My ass is so sore and I have bitemarks everywhere...what happened last night?

*looks over and sees Fifth and Krylo in bed with her, sleeping*

Oh...yeah...now I remember...*groans, flops over, pulls a blanket over her head, and goes back to sleep*

"Damnit Krylo, stop BITCHING. When it's your turn to be on top, you'll KNOW."

Ok, now that we've got plenty of scarred minds..


"Other uses for Mounten Dew"

Actually, true story, my cousin and I took a half drunk bottle once, put the cap on securely, shook it up, and tossed it in the air. Landed on the cap and flew through an SUV's windshield. We ran away.

Wait, you can use Mountain Dew for something other then cleaning your toilet bowl?

If you pour it in your ear, Mountain Dew makes a dandy mindscrubber...you'll forget the previous scene in no time! :D

Recreating the battle of Ypres in your own backyard!

bonus points if anyone gets this