The big book of common english,
Anal guards and you: a public safety guide.
See Spot, Dick and Janet survive 3rd degree burns
Why fifthfiend`s a %@#*~$: by Mesden, co-authored by Fifthfiend.
Wikipedia. ALL OF IT!

Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs

A sign I've been playing too much RO...

"Fun with a drunken mini-admin"

"No, Seriously, She called you ugly. I swear it! Go ban her ass."

"No, no, no. I just need you to loan me a couple thousand. And my name is Flarecobra, not Nikose..."

"OH MY GOD THE PORINGS ARE ATTACKING. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE."

"Did you eat one of the mushrooms?"

101 ways to badmouth and get away with it.
All 8 Bits: You suck by 32king.
Dummies for Dummies.
a Dictionary

Little late there clueless, we've moved on.

On topic: The perfect time to get into fifth's pants.

Why did I hit Shiney with that shrink ray when he was drunk? Well look at him stumble around on those little legs. Oh and you should have seen him trying to drive the Transformers. What? How do I reverse it? I can't. Oh right RaiRai......
<_<
>_>

*bolts*

Sorry.
"Hey Mom! Can we have Bread(1) tonight? My hp's kinda low!"

"Most innoppertune times to put in a typo/misspeak a word."