Edit: wow, I am oblivious

Yes, that is the next one.

"So you want to amputate the Left Leg?"

"1000 ccs of morphine? Are you sure?"

"Cessna Four Sierra Papa, I said 'Land Runway 11'!"

"Now, is that 10 pints of Caffine or Cyanide?"

English class in Russia

Bobby, please use big words to describe a simple task.

I masturbate when I eat.


(for you nigh-illiterate people out there, the screw up is "mastegate")

"Ok, now cut the red wire"

I order you to nuke (insert country no one cares about)!

Now pull the yellow cord at 1000 feet!

Commonely messed up anyway:
I want a CHEESEBURGER!!

"Tell me the truth--have you been sleeping with him?"
"Now wait just a sex, Mom--I'm an adult...and...oops...heh..."
"You are, aren't you?"
"Yep."
"Now, aren't you glad you took a 'sex' to let me know?"

"If you were stuck in one of the Light Warrior's bodies..."

Next one!

*Jiggle, jiggle* heheheh.... White mage boobies... *jiggle, jiggle*

and now...
 

Black Belt: Die. And keep dying. Thanks WM.

Fighter: Make a pass at WM just to see Black Mage's head Exploadify. (Trust me, he deserves it.)

WM/EPS: Um...Nikose ninja'd me. *duck*