Fighter: So, have you been taking good care of Slashy and Stabby?

Nein: I suppose....I mean, as good a care as one can for a sword without being a blacksmith or something. I mean, they're just swords!

Fighter: Yes, but they're really good swords! Who's a good sword? Who's a good sword? Give daddy a smooch!

*blood spurts everywhere*

Nein: Wow...those are some affectionate swords.

Flarecobra has FORSAKEN us in this thread!

Would anyone care to try and theif it from her?

Nope. Just been busy with other things, as well as gathering material for use in here.



Speaking of which...

"Fourmites in Playboy/Playgirl."

*Whistles, casually flips the book open.*
*See's Krylo stretched out in a mini-Skirt*

...And he was never happy again.

Ahem.

Been there. <<

Sorry, Melfice.

*Casually flips through the book to see a two-page feature of SK and Flare making out*

*Notices small text in the corner. It reads, "Sponsored by Dragonsbane"*

"...Oh, dear."

*Flips through pages*

*Sees picture of C'thulu*

At bottom of page: The SEXY DFM!

*Looks through Playgirl and sees self*

Who the hell put that there? O_o

*looks through playboy*
*sees self*

"Now everyone will know my secret..........Yey!"

*Flips through, and notices...*

NOTENOTENOTENOTENOTENOTE
This is your friendly neighborhood Fifthfiend. Wackodudle has ben FUCKING BANNED for attempting to insinuate that he saw me in Playboy magazine. Not PlayGIRL, which would be fucking awesome, for women across the world would see my hotness. But PlayBOY, I ask you? Now that's just fucking wrong.
Thank you for your time.
/NOTE/NOTE/NOTE/NOTE/NOTE/NOTE


BTW, I apologize for disappearing for so long, I was moving and just got hooked back up, so I will be prowling continually now. Also, I must apologize to Fifthfiend for poking fun at him so much. You just need to be less of a target, man! It's just too fucking EASY!!!

Playboy/girl boss- Sorry sirs we cannot take these pictures
Greed- Why?
PBGB- Well you see all of these were taken from outside windows and are a of a odd collection of people whose only common factor is outrage or violence at being photographed. (Except for that guy dressed as a racoon....)
Greed- That and they're part of an internet forum. $2000?
PBGB- Sorry but we cannot take photographs taken through illegal voyeurism.
Greed- Come on, how bout $1100?"
PBGB- Sorry sirs, now if you don't leave I WILL call security.
Greed- I see...... come along Krylo these peons obviously have no appreciation for our talents here.