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Fifthfiend 09-04-2006 11:16 PM

#739: What's your plan now? Sex with squirrels, plants, or the dead?
 
It was a choice between that or "what's it like to be as stupid as you are ugly?"

Squirrel necrophilia won out, in the end.

Red Mage seems altogether unimpressed with these guys, doesn't he?

BlackMageFF1 09-04-2006 11:23 PM

I thought for a second that they were going to continue with the name puns. Thank god.
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Originally Posted by fifthfiend
It was a choice between that or "what's it like to be as stupid as you are ugly?"

Squirrel necrophilia won out, in the end.

Red Mage seems altogether unimpressed with these guys, doesn't he?

Red Mage is never impressed. It's just one of his qualities.

talse 09-04-2006 11:25 PM

Like in enders shadow, the nun said it might be the end of the world, the general said the christians have been expecting it to happen for centuries anyway, the nun retorts "but it keeps not happening!"

voodooKobra 09-04-2006 11:34 PM

That was a good one... but doesn't it seem a bit strange for RM to not be nearly as stupid as fighter and try to pass it off as genius?

MetalPsycho 09-04-2006 11:57 PM

HAHAHA! The opening was absoulute fucking gold and it just kept on a smooth course from there.

I have to say, this was a good one.

bananarama 09-05-2006 12:07 AM

Wow RM is on fire!

I am refering to his insults if you are confused.

Quickman X 09-05-2006 12:07 AM

That... well...
...I'll say it, dammit. That blew my mind.
"We shall be victors this day!"
Pure win, right there.

zaku 09-05-2006 12:18 AM

omfg panel 1

Massacre 09-05-2006 12:26 AM

What Red Mage fails to realize, though, is that end-of-the-world cults are necessary. That there will be an end to all things is granted, inevitable. You need people to profess the fact that this will happen and it won't be pretty because people will stupidly think everything's hunky-dorey when it ain't. If the Cultists told King Steve that his kingdom was right upon the current location of Yog-Sothoth, or tell Garland that the Temple of Fiends is - as if this wasn't obvious - the home of Lord Chaos, they'd be laughed at.....but the warning would be there in case of the appearance of abomination.

Death by Stabbing 09-05-2006 12:32 AM

This is so damned funny...I'm glad these guys came back because they just keep feeding all our guys lines here!


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