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SoulMan 11-20-2003 12:15 AM

B&G vs. 8-Bit Theater!
 
Just thought i'd give this subject its own thread, as its so very very interesting :

Megaman team (originals, not X series) vs 8-bitters

heres how it would go down, i think.....

1.Megaman vs. Fighter : hmmmm.....il have to go with the blue bomber, he's got ranged attacks. Sorry Fighter, we know you mean well.

2.Protoman vs. BB (unless anyone's got a better one...BM maybe?) : Protoman, no questions asked, Protoman's badass. :cool:

3. the brainy guys: Thief vs. Dr. Wily: Wily's an idiot, so thief wins, hands down, not counting the fact that thief could rob Wily blind before you can say "midget weasel"

4. Chick fight! WM vs. Roll: WM, cause shes got a hammer :D

5. Evil People: BM vs. Bass: oooohhh.....close one, but BM has Nuke, so Bass's toast :D

6. Brian Clevinger vs David Anez....hmm....well, Brian's got an original sprite THAT'S NOT JUST A RECOLERED MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE GAME HE'S PARODYING (hint, hint mr. Anez) at least, as far as i know....tho David's has, i think, some better scenes with an author sprite......also, whichever one i don't choose mayh eat my soul.....so, tie!

7. More Smart People! RM vs. Dr. Light: hm......RM, cause he's got +20 intelligence :D

8. Other: Garland/Chaos vs. Wily: um...Garland vs. Wily would prolly be tie cause their both totally inept, tho Garland might get his ass kicked by imps in the middle ohf the fight, while Chaos would tear wily apart. Wily, Chaos.

9.Another Chick Fight! EPS vs Roll: EPS...cuase Roll's a pussy

Feel Free To post and add any more fights to the list!

High Octane 11-20-2003 12:23 AM

Riiiiiight Im sure this is going to be an unbiased poll.

And concerning Dave's sprite, he was the first to EDIT a sprite as far as I know!!

SoulMan 11-20-2003 12:25 AM

i should go post the same thing on B&G's Forum and compare the two!
oh wait...B&G doesnt have a Forum.....hmmm...
poor MegaMan...hes about to get wasted :confused:

High Octane 11-20-2003 01:55 AM

http://forums.bobandgeorge.com

You really didnt look too hard did you? Theres a big button on the page "Forums" XD jk man

Sakae 11-20-2003 02:00 AM

Brian wins, because he is the puppetmaster who pulls the strings. Everything that happens somehow feeds into his nefarious designs....

Rena Hyrota 11-20-2003 03:08 AM

Here's what will go down.
Brian and Dave will get locked into a fight to the death.. and then realize how utterly stupid the fight is, and end up going out and drinking the night away while playing some ancient and obscure video games.

Icey 11-20-2003 08:43 AM

Brian WANTS us to think that he's pulling all the strings while there is some more nefarious mind behind it all... I'm not sure what mind it is...



... yet!

Kamui-sama 11-20-2003 05:33 PM

...
That's decent, but I could do better...
And use BnG Characters for better matches...

1. Mega Man vs. Fighter: both have no idea what's going on so they both go out and show each other the wonders of ice cream and swords.

2. BM vs. Bob. They insult eachother for a while, and then BM uses a hadoken on Bob, which eats at his sheilds and blows him away. Round 2 goes to bob, because later that day he shows up as napalm and gets BM back. Tie.

3. Garland vs. Wily. Two failed villians, but in the end Wily will win as he myriad robot minions.

4. WM vs. Roll. You haven't been reading BnG lately if you don't know that Roll now has a blaster and really likes to shoot stuff. WM would start talking, Roll would get impatient and shoot, then WM would be angrier than Hell for no one listing to her and hammer Roll into a parallel universe.

5. BB vs. parallel universe Bob: If you don't know, parallel universe bob is flamboyantly gay, and dislakes homophobia. BB would be too busy saying that he's not gay to do anything effective and parallel universe Bob would declare BB's hubris, and be on his way, leaving BB still trying to prove he's not gay. Parallel universe Bob wins.

6. Brian Cleavenger vs. David Anez: While Brain has a custom sprite, Dave has Author Powers! *Ploof!* Unfortunately, Dave's author powers don't help the fact that he just doesn't get any respect. Brian wins.

7. Accidental replacement of Mega Man with Dave vs. Fighter: Same as #1, but with a Ploof! to accentuate.

There. That's much better.

Whitemage 11-20-2003 08:29 PM

My simalarities to Brian Clevinger are scary.

Same name.
Same state.
Same looking cat. (Sept my cat has the spot on her face backward.)
Same love for 8-bit games.
Same love for Simpsons and comic books.
Both have conspiracy theories.
Both hate Britnny Spears.
Both have brown hair.
Both have but don't wear thier glasses.
Both like quantamn physics. The list gos on..

BUT, there's one major differance. Clevinger wouldn't stoop to my level to win a fight, though probably as manipulative, secretive, and pissed off as me, he won't allow that to get the best of him. Making him LAWFUL neutral instead of CHAOTIC neutral..

Brian Clevinger would lose all these battles, I am the supirior of the two!

Mikorlias Zard 11-22-2003 04:54 AM

Other... Imps of course!


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