Wow...ironic
 

Some friends and I went to a strip club tonight for a friend's eighteenth birthday and one of my friends bought lapdances for all of us(about six people I think). My stripper looked familiar then I recognized her. Not only did she used to go to my school but I went out on dates with her two or three times way back when I was a freshman. Funny thing is that I spent triple as much on those dates than the lapdance cost and I never even got to second base!

Now share y'all's ironic stories.

One time i bought an old stack of magic cards from a garage sale, and found a couple of mint Mox cards in there. I sold them to a collecter store and 5 minutes later, they were sold right back to the guy who sold them to me.

I had something similor to Loto's experance. A girl I knew from High School was a stripper there.....though I didn't have to pay for mine. :P

Anyway, I was working on ship about a year ago, we were working on getting a pallet jack unstuck from the pallet that it was stuck on, and I was yelling at someone to get their hard hat on, or get their head bashed in, then mine falls off then I get hit in the head with a pallet jack handle.

One time I went on a revenge attack aginst my boss and managed to damage my own property.

Once, a friend of mine left a box of his Magic: the Gathering cards at my house. He completely forgot about them for three months, and I traded a handful of them to him.

He hasn't found out, and it's been like two more months.

I have a similar story, cept it was a girl I had been....intimate with.

And I didn't have to pay for mine either XD

Mine may not be as cool as yall's, but ANY time I go to correct someone's spelling/grammar, I make a major typo, and I never catch said typo. Ever.

In other words Space Pope, yours was like mine?

One time in Grade 9 Tech class (shop class... we build crap and write a report on how we built it and its performance and stuff.) I was ACTUALLY doing my work for once. Usually, I would leave it to the last minute, then forget about it halfway through the last minute. This would take place while working on the computers at school, where my teacher would get pissed at me for not doing my work. This time, however, I was working well and making lots of progress. Earlier on, my teacher had threatened to take away my computer priveleges if I stopped doing my work again. Spurred on, I did an excellent job and I would have done it if it weren't for my low attention span. Right at the end, I wrote, "See, [teacher's name]? I finished my work! You can't take away my computer priveleges now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-" and at that moment, I heard from behind me, "Oh, yes I can."

And that's how my teacher earned the reputation of being able to appear out of the ground at will. More specifically, we said that he lived underground, and that he could... I dunno... phase through the floor. The point is, I was doing my work, and I got in trouble. The one time I shouldn't have. Sorry about the lack of strippers in my story.

Yep, cept' I took her home.

Yours is much hotter though.
You know, cause...well you know.