What're the worst game characters ever?
 

I started the worst games thread. How 'bout one for worst game characters? Example would be any character that is so bad it deserves to be drug out into the street and shot. Format as follows:

Char. Name(s):
From ? Game(s):
Game systems(s):
Why?:

I could go off on a huge rant about my hatred of Sephiroth, but then his fangirls would eat me. (Even though I really appreciated it when he made Aeris stop whining... PERMANENTLY MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAACKBLARG!) So instead I'll point out:

Chu-Chu
from Xenogears
on PS

Like you really need a reason to hate the little puffball? He/she/it has absolutely NO characterization and is only useful in combat if you pump it up severely. I mean severely. Like all-the-Drives-you-can-possibly-buy-off-of-Big-Joe severely. Useless, pointless, and otherwise needing to be removed from any Xenogears remakes that may occur.

Hmmm...
 

I'm a boy, so by definition not a fangirl, and I like Sephiroth...

Regardless, my most hated character ever would have to be that whiny fairy wich with a capital B from Baldur's Gate II: Shadow's of Ahm.

I love the game...I HATE THAT CHARACTER.

"Aerie!!! Graaaghh! Stop Whining and get your shit together!!! In case you haven't noticed, I have a soul to find, and that precedes your emotional frailties. Korgan, slap her if she starts getting whiny again."

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(What I wanted to say to her in the game.)

Exploding Ostrich is right about Sephiroth. Only Boba Fett is more overrated.

Now, excuse me while I don my Armour Of Flame No More +4

Heh.
 

Heh. I have to give you kudos--good line, man. *snicker*

The whiny kid from Zone of Enders (can't remember name)
Zone of Enders
On PS2
He was piloting one of the most advanced weapons of destruction and you refuse to kill!! I hate heroes who have the best weapons, skills, and tools, but refuse to kill, this hold trues for Vash from Trigun, and Kenshin in Ruroni Kenshin (though he rocked in Samurai X). Anyone to close my point.... YOU HAVE THE TOOL USE IT!

This is so much better than doing schoolwork.

Princess Toadstool/Daisy/Peach
From any and all Mario games

How many times has she been kidnapped now? In her first ten years of existance, she's been kidnapped at least five times. Would it kill her to hire some security and put some laser tripwires in her castle for once? O_o

i'll one up you man, and spell it out for all the fanboys out there: JUST BECAUSE FFVII WAS YOUR FIRST EXPERIANCE WITH RPGS DOES NOT MAKE IT THE BEST EVER. IT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE IT A GOOD GAME. YOU ARE ONLY SHOWING THE REST OF US THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU INSIST THAT THOSE INSIPID WEENIE CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ON TOP OF ANYONES LIST. AND THAT INCLUDES YOURS. really, i'm glad you had fun with it. good for you. but there are better things out there. go find them please. it will make everyone happier.


man i get pissy in the morning

Prepares for flames....
character-Tidus and Yuna
game-FF10
reason....they need to stop whining...that is all they do throughout the entire freakin game1!
It becomes very hard to play a game...when...YOU HATE THE TWO MAIN CHARATERS.....and the game is a movie...not a game.