The Warring States of NPF - "I'm a member of the Valve Online Support team..."

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br0kenrabbit says:

hi



Greg_ValveOLS says:

good evening



br0kenrabbit says:

What's ip?



br0kenrabbit says:

up?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team



br0kenrabbit says:

On MSN?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

yes :)



br0kenrabbit says:

Why?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information



br0kenrabbit says:

My information?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?



br0kenrabbit says:

No. I don't even have it written down.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?



br0kenrabbit says:

Well...



Greg_ValveOLS says:

if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)



br0kenrabbit says:

Well



Greg_ValveOLS says:

dont worry this connect it secure



br0kenrabbit says:

Can I be honest with you, Greg?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

k



br0kenrabbit says:

Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.



br0kenrabbit says: 

Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

huh?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

bs



br0kenrabbit says:

Trace it. 



Greg_ValveOLS says:

how



br0kenrabbit says:

Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

oh k



br0kenrabbit says:

As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.



br0kenrabbit says: 

I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

why?



br0kenrabbit says:

Have you read the ToS?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

Tod?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

tos



br0kenrabbit says:

terms of service



Greg_ValveOLS says:

were?



br0kenrabbit says:

Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

why



br0kenrabbit says:

I just told you why



Greg_ValveOLS says:

:(



br0kenrabbit says:

I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

k



br0kenrabbit says:

First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxx xxxxxxx



br0kenrabbit says:

Is this you?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya



br0kenrabbit says:

Are you the only user of this account?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya



br0kenrabbit says:

Okay, and what is the username



Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxxx



br0kenrabbit says:

Okay.



br0kenrabbit says:

I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)



Greg_ValveOLS says:

some. dude



Greg_ValveOLS says:

m



br0kenrabbit says:

Do you always log on from the same IP?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya



br0kenrabbit says:

And who is your internet providers, your ISP?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxx



br0kenrabbit says:

Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?



br0kenrabbit says:

What is your city of residence?



br0kenrabbit says:

That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. 



Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxx



br0kenrabbit says:

Illinios?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

yes



br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxx



br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.



Greg_ValveOLS says: 

why



br0kenrabbit says:

So I can update your account. 



Greg_ValveOLS says:

can I play 2 nite



Greg_ValveOLS says:

clan fight



Greg_ValveOLS says:

wont win without me heh



br0kenrabbit says:

Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya



br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. Give me just a moment.



br0kenrabbit says:

Try to log in now.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

k



Greg_ValveOLS says:

It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?



br0kenrabbit says:

Greg



Greg_ValveOLS says:

did u ban me???????????>WHY



br0kenrabbit says:

Greg



Greg_ValveOLS says:

what



br0kenrabbit says:

Valve will never ask for your username and password.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

what????



br0kenrabbit says:

I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.



Greg_ValveOLS says:

omg dude wtf why?



br0kenrabbit says:

Why were you trying to steal my account?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

i wanst



br0kenrabbit says:

Then why were you asking for my information?



Greg_ValveOLS says:

i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give 

my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it



br0kenrabbit says:

Greg



Greg_ValveOLS says:

dude pleas



Greg_ValveOLS says:

what



br0kenrabbit says:

Go mow some yards, bitch.
source: http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

HILARIOUS! Greg got owned at his own game!