The Relationship Terminator
 

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Why the hell didn't I think of this!?

Genius.

Pure Genius.

If you can't be blunt, get someone to do it for you.

I need him.

Thats sounds like a pretty sweet job- no formal education required, no late nights or overtime, not too much stress. I mean, you get paid 13 pounds just to call someone up and say they're dumped-you could do that to get thru college

I really shouldn't be surprised, especially since he found this on the internet.

But I am. o_0 Very odd, both the business and the guy.

Only a German person would think of something like this.

Actually I had that pegged as a very American thing, but then it's the same all over the globe.

...That is so racist.

I wonder if there is really enough of a market for this kind of thing? That's... Sad...

No that's an ethnic slur. German is not a race. Caucasian is a race, German is an ethnicity.

That being said, well this certainly beats being used and lied to for months because your ex is spineless. Bravo to German engineering.

This service actually educates people to be more spineless, albeit on a different level. After all, why bother thinking about the decision to break up and thinking about what it means for both of you when you don't even have to do it yourself? Just call the friendly German guy and have him ditch 'em. Then lean back, have a latte and enjoy your new life.

All I'm saying is if you don't have the guts to face the bad sides of a relationship along with enjoying the good ones, you should have neither.