Balderdash!
 

Okay, sure.

So who wants to go first?

I got this one:

Fanastercistic

Hmmm...

*Pulls out the old Encyclopedia Massacre and flips to an appropriate page*

Fanastercistic - adj. The act of being or otherwise implying a fanatical devotion to the common asterick (*).

Someone who is a narcissist, because they actually are just that totally great.

Attempting to aid another with such gusto and enthusiasm that one's efforts become counterproductive.

Fanastercistic - adv.
a person seeming to be in a state frenzy over a small banana.

- v.
In a state of frenzy over a small banana.

- slang
Slang term for 'Small penis fetish.'

Fanastercistic
N: Medical terminology. Commonly known as Fanastercistic; Fanastercistic fibromyalgia occurs when fans of horrible music develop personality traits that include long hair "flopped" over to one side, tight pants that are generally associated with the opposite gender, and an unnatural attraction to eyeliner.
Its is generally fatal.

Tough one, but I'm going to have to give it to mammothtank on this one, because I've been trying to find a word for that for ages.

Also, let's give an honorable mention to Nikose, just in case.

Woo! Okay, let's see... word... uh...

Omagart (oh-muh-gart)

Omagart: Popular dish served at korean resturants, named after the sound that the patron makes as they choke on the foul substance.