I like swordchucks for the runer up, sorry, i should have posted this before.
Just in case, McSpiff is third

Oooh. Yay me. "Ongdillion"!

Ongdillion, the next numerical section after "Kadjillion"

Ongdillion, klingon for one-million

Ongdillion ~ the name of the largest dill pickle in the stranson county fair of '73

The Ongdillion is a proposed compendium of erotic fanfiction based in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth, many of the stories in which involving characters from his Lord of the Rings trilogy. The term "Ongdillion" is said to be Elvish for "hawt XXX halfling action"; the book is scheduled to be released at about the same time Satan begins to ice-skate to work.

Hmm... since nobody else seems to be commenting, Satan's Onion for the win. Anything with XXX and LOTR mixed together is amusing.

My glee at victory is unbounded. Your new pseudo-word is:

Aexhar

Have at thee.

Aexhar - a warrior-type prestige class used in the 3.6 edition rules of Dungeons and Dragons. The Aexhar is known as the 'aeon warrior' and has innate ability at freezing time. This class is expected to make an appearance in the first expansion pack for Neverwinter Nights 2.

Aexhar- n. the completly unfindable gland of the female anatomy that causes the inane ability to reduce men to groveling idiots as well as provide the insatiable need for 50 pairs of the same kind of shoe in every color from mauve to teal.