Yeah, so this is dying. I'm going to post a word to attempt to get this started again. If xravi posts his word in the next few hours, then just go with that one. If he doesn't post by noon, then we'll just stick with this word.

the word is: Hiltopononomous

I won? Holy shit. I like 42's word, use his.

Hiltopononomous: A frightening crossbreed of Paris Hilton and a hippopotomus.

Hiltopononomous - A twelve-step program for men with the urge to screw talentless socialites who glamorize relentless promiscuity and eating disorders and who dress their pet chihuahuas in costumes.

Satan's Onion is teh winner for being so right.

QFT too.

Yaaaay! Lessee...howzabout

Lerfletage

Lerfletage - A line of small green women wearing nothing but cranberry sauce.

Lerfletage ~ The technique of reaching a hand into games of sports, disrupting the game to your teams benefit. This technique has only had one master, and he was capable of knocking the cubs out of the playoffs when he came to town. Major sports teams across America are terrified that he might rise again.

Lerfletage - The act of stealthily interfering with an enemy's action by means of impregnating their food supply with Lerf beetle larvae. Ingestion of these larvae causes dizziness, brain disfunction, the desire to wear hats with cat ears, growth of a ratlike tail from the base of the spine, and anal seepage.

Gah, so hard to choose! But after much deliberation and recitation of specially designed Rhymes for Choosing Things, Teh Winnar for this round is...no wait, it's...aw hell, it's Preturbed, 'cos tails and seepage is funny.