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42PETUNIAS 02-06-2007 07:44 AM

Amabokarab - Another new age swear word, based off of an indian dish. Ama******* is just gaining popularity along the similar curse word, Meekrob.

Satan's Onion 02-07-2007 02:05 AM

Amabokarab

In the Egyptian pantheon, the hemi-semi-deity Amabokarab was the guardian of the mythical Twenty-Ninth Gate through the World of the Dead, the gate to the elusive "Room of Rec"; here, the wall inscriptions told, was a land where you could rest a while on your journey to the afterlife, play all manner of games (including one, it was said, in which you swatted a lightweight ball over a small net across a table), and even heat up some food in a magical light-up box.

In order to gain access to this fabulous room, the deceased would walk to the door with the magical Plastic Bowl and Bag and chant the ancient spell: "Hey, I heard you guys got a ping-pong table. Can I come in and see it? I brought corn chips and this really kickass guacamole dip."

happy_turtle 02-07-2007 01:32 PM

Amabokarab

The result of mating between the Egyption sun scarab and an amoeba. Generally this combination is known as Queen Latifa in more modern society. It has been known to spread terror through history and is even thought to be the cause of several wars, including 3 that were never fought.

Akamaz 02-07-2007 05:14 PM

Amabokarab

The name of Steven Segals the new energy drink, named in part from the following: the japanese deity AMAterasu, tae-BO, and a hip misspelling of its main ingredient KARAB (carob)

42PETUNIAS 02-07-2007 05:53 PM

Pertrubed is late in calling this one. You want to do it major blood, or were all the runners up supposed to be equal?

Preturbed 02-07-2007 06:50 PM

:-) I am late in calling it because you were the only poster until today 42. I like your definition, but I wanted to see if anyone else would reply.

Akamaz ftw this time. 42 is runner up for being the fastest responder.

42PETUNIAS 02-07-2007 07:53 PM

Actually, Satan's Onion was in time too, but just barly. Next time you might want to say if you're gonna let it go for longer, preferably picking a time when you will pick the winner. That makes it easier.

Akamaz 02-07-2007 11:54 PM

woot!


the word is

monteranioulus

Satan's Onion 02-10-2007 06:57 AM

monteranioulus - Often used by young men in their early twenties while in a particular state of moderate midafternoon drunkenness, the word "monteranioulus" describes large breasts that, while attached to a woman the man considers to be unattractive in the extreme, are, when examined by themselves--in the abstract, as it were--mildly arousing.

42PETUNIAS 02-10-2007 08:01 AM

monteranioulus - The theory that the entire universe consists solely of the earth, and that anything else is an illusion, Monoterans are generally characterized by being blind, stupid and afraid of warmth.


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