Unkdray - a small species of rodent, all the members of which are morbidly obese. They developed several thousand layers of fat to help them survive the last ice age, and though they have never evolved it away, neither have they adapted to it. Most die of cardiac arrest at the age of four months.

I don't understand. Did I steal someone's joke again?

Well, everyone else had used the pig latin, up until you. Therefore, it looked like you did that just to get the win.

Argent Lord wins for complete randomosity. Satan's Onion is second for the same reason, just not quite as much.

Your word is: ticolensic.

Ticolensic (adj) - Of, resembling, or pertaining to the sound generated by water drops falling on the head of a recipient of Chinese water torture.

Ticolensic: An archaic method of criminal investigation involving divination through use of a pipe and a fuzzy hat. Sherlock Holmes was the last (and some would say only) great ticolensic investigator.

Ticolensic - also called "Mythrilique" or "Mythrilelle", ticolensic is an ancient alloy of arcane metals for adventurers who just can't afford actual mythril items (or who can't tell the difference, even tho' ticolensic is known to tarnish with a nasty look, gets dented when an imp coughs on it, and keeps an edge about as well as a chocolate broadsword in the desert).

Ticolensic (adj) - A condition of the eye in which glasses do not improve vision unless they are at least 5" thick. Laser eye surgery worsens the condition.

Sorry, boys, Jimmy can't come out to play. He's Ticolensic and people would shatter what's left of his self esteem by laughing at him playing basketball.

mammothtank is taking too long, conratulations Preturbed, you win!