This round goes to Satan's Onion, though Musicmage gets an honorable mention for least funny attempt!

For yayz! I prolly need to win less often...

...wait, why am I saying that?

Anyhow...

Hiiyunond

Hiiyunond

The sound made when a Samurai attempts a leaping death chop, but is caught and impaled in mid air. through the groin.

Hiiyunond - A ballad of olden days, usually played with a set of milk jugs, revolving around lesser-known heroes and their adventures at the supermarket.

Hiiyunond - A greeting given to someone you don't want to talk to, usually for a reason regarding their physical appearance.

Okay...these all have some merit, but I have to say Nikose Tyris's reference to groin injury earned the win. CelesJessa gets an honorable mention for reminding me that I want to know what my heroes buy by way of processed snack treats, and Tendronai gets another mention for reminding me why social interaction is so overrated =P .

The secret's to create sympathy pains that cross genders.

pormake

pormake - An ancient Egyptian term used to label the embalmer who screwed up the ceremonies and turned the royal families into the walking dead.

Pormake- the expletive used when you just have to keep things PG-13

Akamaz- try and keep it PG13. D: