Failrosht - the ancient Babylonian term used to indicate that someone is a terrible cook.

Only one post? Guess it defaults to you Tendronai.

Again? Hmm...

Norfivage.

Norfivage -

The term for when a Norweigen puppy becomes 5 years old.

Norfivage - Attempting to grind a rail on a skateboard, the board breaking and/or falling, and racking yourself on the rail.

EXAMPLE: DUUUUDE, norfivage! That has to hurt!

The norfivage, also known as the "Watch-out Bird", is a species of bird common to northern Canada and Alaska; it is known primarily for its sriking sea-foam green plumage and its tendency to fly at high altitudes, along with its unusually dense, rock-hard droppings. It is said that the rate of concussions and other head injuries in a village or settlement beneath the norfivage's migratory route may be three to five times the national average.

Satan's Onion wins.

Ah, head injuries from bird feces. Good times for all.

Dense bird feces! Not just any ol' bird feces.

Okay...for this round, let's go with

Ereyewdit

Ereyewdit - A medical condition suffered by those who drink too much water. For the unfortunate sufferer, their ocular cavities suffer an increased production of teardrops, but without any way to sufficiently release them, their eyes often expode from the pressure.

Ereyewdit - One of the main rules in "Jenga Jam"