Quarpinzillate - The act of completely anhialating four red pins.

Quarpinzillate - what happens to a person after poorly executed acupuncture.

Quarpinzillate - v. intr. To rapidly inflate and deflate quickly, like your mother after she has been called fat.

Quarpinzillate - The technical term of "Bringing a knife to a gun fight." This term is more widely used after two or more deaths.

Quarpinzillate - or quarpinzillum; a coloring compound known to cause types of cancer, most commonly known as Yellow 5.

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Shargle!

Shargle - the attempt to gargle with a smoking-induced hole in your throat

Shargle - To trade with people using only a wheel of swiss cheese to barter with.

Shargle - the industry term for "Jumping the Shark"