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The SSB Intern 11-24-2006 01:37 PM

Piggywhistle: Like a wolf whistle, only you're drunk and doing it to fat chicks (or men).

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 11-24-2006 01:37 PM

Piggywhistle: The sound pigs will one day make when demanding more mud from their human slaves masters.

gurusloth 11-24-2006 11:47 PM

piggywhistle - the labored, whistling gasp of an obese person performing daily activities that ought not to be physically exerting, but are for them (such as climbing stairs).

mammothtank 11-25-2006 10:17 AM

Piggywhistle - The sound an overweight man makes upon sight of an attractive woman. Akin to a 'wolf whistle.'

42PETUNIAS 11-25-2006 12:14 PM

Akamaz wins, and Mammoth gets several negative points for doing something so similar to the SSB intern. i dont know if you read the earlier one or not, but dont do anything similar to other people.

mammothtank 11-25-2006 12:18 PM

I wasn't paying attention. *hangs head in shame*

The SSB Intern 11-25-2006 01:38 PM

SImilarity eh? I oughta smack you. :)

42PETUNIAS 11-26-2006 06:26 PM

its been a day and akamaz hasnt posted the new word. should i hand the win off to gurusloth? i dont think this was covered in the rules

mammothtank 11-27-2006 10:52 AM

Sounds like a good idea to me. I just want a new word so I can redeem myself already.

42PETUNIAS 11-27-2006 11:21 AM

ok, two days, gurusloth, take it away

gurusloth 11-28-2006 03:35 AM

New word = brilloo

Demetrius 11-28-2006 04:04 AM

brilloo - From the people who brought you brillo, now the same cleaning power as brillo with that extra 'ooh' for shine!

Marn of Mayhem 11-28-2006 04:50 AM

brilloo, adj - someone who is brilliant enough to design his own cheese-operated supercomputer, and at the same time makes all the ladies go "oo"

42PETUNIAS 11-28-2006 07:50 AM

Briloo: That chocolatey sludge at the bottom of your hot chocolate that never tastes quite as good as it should

Preturbed 11-28-2006 10:46 AM

Brilloo - The remains of krill which have been caught in the baleen of a migratory whale

mammothtank 11-28-2006 12:36 PM

Brilloo - Exhibiting both attractive and unattractive characteristics simultaneously, such as "shiny but slimy."

Fifthfiend 11-28-2006 12:56 PM

Brilloo (n) - Idiot-savant who's really into old Animaniacs reruns.

Akamaz 11-28-2006 01:07 PM

(damn, i gotsa remember to check on these)

Brilloo - The Madagascaran version of "flipping the bird" performed by extending the index finder, pinkie finger, and thumb in a manner reminisent of spider man firing his web shooters, and an outward thrust of the arm in the direction of the recipient.

example "Shooting the Brilloo"

gurusloth 11-30-2006 01:40 AM

Winner = 42PETUNIAS

Runner-up = MammothTank

42PETUNIAS 11-30-2006 08:09 AM

Awesome, new word: Chagnart

Preturbed 11-30-2006 01:49 PM

Chagnart - n.
The remains of a Spanish knight that was burned to death by an ancient dragon. The powder of this substance is sometimes used in French recipes; it is said to have a subtly nutty yet delicately spicy flavor.

Akamaz 11-30-2006 02:35 PM

chagnart slang

the "Street" way of saying "Chart" as in, "That beat was so phat it was off the Chagnart!"

42PETUNIAS 12-01-2006 09:46 PM

well, i was hoping for more than two people... but akamaz wins. And this time he better check. Should we take a break until more people say theyre interested? this is sort of dying.

handofpwn 12-01-2006 10:04 PM

Im kinda interested in this game.

42PETUNIAS 12-02-2006 07:41 AM

then by all means, join in. Do you need an explanation?

Akamaz 12-02-2006 08:54 AM

ok, the next word is.....

Canorfical

Demetrius 12-02-2006 09:55 AM

Canorfical - Often capital C. the part of the Mass beginning after the Sanctus and ending just before the Lord's prayer in Catholic churches on the West Coast.

42PETUNIAS 12-02-2006 10:27 AM

Canorfical ~ the slang term for cans sold on the street full of fecal matter, or what anyone says when they find out there actually is a surprisingly large underground market for cans of poop.

handofpwn 12-02-2006 01:17 PM

Canorfical - The slang term for a woman with large breasts. I.E. Her jugs are canorfical.

The SSB Intern 12-03-2006 08:24 PM

Joeseph Canorfical: A legendary hero who is said to united civil war torn country of Greenland and renamed it Canorf.

Lady Cygnet 12-04-2006 01:04 AM

Canorfical (n)--the noise made by a duck calling device

Akamaz 12-04-2006 11:22 AM

handofpwn ftw!

honorable mention to Demetrius

[edit] ok, since neither the winner or runner up have fulfilled their duties, go ahead Lady Cygnet

Lady Cygnet 12-07-2006 06:26 AM

I had a great one picked out, but I have since forgotten it, so...

Procretamia

Satan's Onion 12-07-2006 06:39 AM

Procretamia - in favor of cretamia, the state of being or feeling like a formica countertop on which has been spilled grape juice and carrot gratings.

handofpwn 12-07-2006 07:28 AM

Procretamia- The state of supporting flavored cream cheese.

Sorry that i didnt post a word, but i was really busy and didnt see the post proclaiming that i won.

42PETUNIAS 12-07-2006 08:30 AM

Procretamia~ The Kazekstanian province that Borat lives in

Akamaz 12-07-2006 11:02 AM

Pro cre' tamia

Being in favor of the request for the artist Tamia being on the Best of Sony Latin: 20th Anniversary CD

I_Like_Swordchucks 12-07-2006 01:40 PM

Procretamia - An ancient art of folding similar to origami, but rooted in ancient Tibet. Items made from procretamia were given by husbands to their wives prior to consumating their marriage, hence the word procreate.

Preturbed 12-07-2006 02:43 PM

Procretamia - Plural of Procretame.

Procretame (noun)
Pro-cre-ta-me
From the Latin, literally before the crepe, cream. A type of sweet cream eaten to prepare the palate for the desert crepe. It was often flavoured with pomegranate or lime. This cream was later eaten on top of the crepe instead of independantly of it.

Lady Cygnet 12-08-2006 12:31 AM

Since I probably won't be online when the 24 hour deadline is up, I'm going to go ahead and give this round to Preturbed. Thanks for your submissions! :)

Preturbed 12-08-2006 01:43 AM

I am teh win? Woohoo!

Your next word is: Pintarchical

You have 24 hours, starting... NOW!


tick.... tick.... tick...

Maltrich 12-08-2006 02:05 AM

Pintarchical, adj. - ruled by beer drinkers

Akamaz 12-08-2006 09:15 AM

Pintarchical: being ruled by a group of 5 small people (the diminutive form for Pentarchical)

Demetrius 12-08-2006 09:21 AM

Pintarchical - refering to the physical aspects of various pins and needles; reference geographical

42PETUNIAS 12-08-2006 10:32 AM

Pintarchial ~ the type if government attempted in the bloody 1921-3 Mel's Bar rebellions.

Major Blood 12-08-2006 12:06 PM

Pintarchial ~ rule similar to that of Howard G. Pint, the Beer king.

I_Like_Swordchucks 12-08-2006 12:37 PM

Pintarchial: (adjective) A description of a society where one rules based up intellectual capacity. (Fr. Indonesian - intelligence)

Lady Cygnet 12-09-2006 01:40 AM

Pintarchial: adj. Of or like the system of government created by former child actor Danny Pintauro after declared himself Dictator-For-Life of the Universe.

Preturbed 12-09-2006 02:00 AM

Akamaz the winner, Lady Cygnet is the runner-up.

Akamaz 12-11-2006 12:28 PM

yay.


Feisticle

42PETUNIAS 12-11-2006 12:42 PM

Feisticle ~ A malignant form of icicle that chooses to reside over entrances to homes and buildings. Its preferred method of hunting is waiting for its unaware prey to exit the home or building, then swiftly pouncing on them, attempting to drive its point into the helpless prey. The action kills the Feisticle, and doesn't seem to serve a distinct purpose, so it is a mystery why the Feisticle chooses to do this, and how it lives long enough to reproduce.

Akamaz 12-13-2006 09:48 AM

well, 42, it looks like everyone else was too intimidated by your reply to even attempt to come up with anything!

The Winner by Intimidation, 42petunias

42PETUNIAS 12-13-2006 05:02 PM

Wow... owned...

Spratnick

I_Like_Swordchucks 12-13-2006 07:21 PM

Spratnick - The top secret prototype artificial satellite produced in the U.S. which was based off of stolen Russian designs.

Mr.McSpiff 12-14-2006 12:08 AM

Spratnick- (1) A large component used by gnomish tinkerers that looks much like a stretched out slinky wrapped looosely around a Gameboy cartaridge.

(2)The sound that an insane robot makes when it's speaking components are rusted to an unrecognizeable heap of trash, and is trying to talk while chewing a mouthfull of pocket change.

Major Blood 12-14-2006 02:01 AM

Spratnick - The newest hit sensation on Nickelodeon consisting of looking at a coil for half an hour.

Akamaz 12-14-2006 10:07 AM

Spratnick: the vulgar description of the sound that happens in the bathroom after watching too much "nick at nite"

Ex. 68471 12-14-2006 05:59 PM

Spratnick; V: To wound a small trout, mainly by chipping away it's scales.
N: A small trout's wound, inflicted in the aforementioned manner.


Sorry, I know really lame, but that's the best I could come up with.

42PETUNIAS 12-14-2006 06:13 PM

Major Blood for the win. But man, where were all you people last word? I could've used the competition.

Ravenfic 12-19-2006 09:55 AM

AAAAAAAAAGH!!! All the games are dead!!! WHY?!!

42PETUNIAS 12-19-2006 11:29 AM

I like swordchucks for the runer up, sorry, i should have posted this before.
Just in case, McSpiff is third

I_Like_Swordchucks 12-19-2006 01:10 PM

Oooh. Yay me. "Ongdillion"!

Akamaz 12-19-2006 01:32 PM

Ongdillion, the next numerical section after "Kadjillion"

xravi 12-19-2006 05:21 PM

Ongdillion, klingon for one-million

42PETUNIAS 12-19-2006 05:52 PM

Ongdillion ~ the name of the largest dill pickle in the stranson county fair of '73

Satan's Onion 12-20-2006 02:22 AM

The Ongdillion is a proposed compendium of erotic fanfiction based in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth, many of the stories in which involving characters from his Lord of the Rings trilogy. The term "Ongdillion" is said to be Elvish for "hawt XXX halfling action"; the book is scheduled to be released at about the same time Satan begins to ice-skate to work.

I_Like_Swordchucks 12-21-2006 08:54 AM

Hmm... since nobody else seems to be commenting, Satan's Onion for the win. Anything with XXX and LOTR mixed together is amusing.

Satan's Onion 12-22-2006 02:28 AM

My glee at victory is unbounded. Your new pseudo-word is:

Aexhar

Have at thee.

I_Like_Swordchucks 12-22-2006 08:48 AM

Aexhar - a warrior-type prestige class used in the 3.6 edition rules of Dungeons and Dragons. The Aexhar is known as the 'aeon warrior' and has innate ability at freezing time. This class is expected to make an appearance in the first expansion pack for Neverwinter Nights 2.

happy_turtle 12-22-2006 10:59 PM

Aexhar- n. the completly unfindable gland of the female anatomy that causes the inane ability to reduce men to groveling idiots as well as provide the insatiable need for 50 pairs of the same kind of shoe in every color from mauve to teal.

xravi 12-22-2006 11:03 PM

Aexhar- A new protos unit in starcraft. It has a very high sheld with very high damage but low health and is made from fusing two zelots.

Satan's Onion 12-23-2006 02:46 AM

Hmmm. Well, the competition was tight, and all your entries deserve some honorable mention. However, happy_turtle wins on account of even tho' that gland doesn't exist, wouldn't things be so much more interesting if it did?

happy_turtle 12-23-2006 02:48 AM

Yay for me!!!!

So your word is: Triglidate

EDIT: In case you are having trouble...I would consider it a verb...

Major Blood 12-26-2006 02:26 AM

Triglidate: verb. To erase someone/something from existence through use of a "Triginometry bomb".

Akamaz 12-26-2006 11:18 AM

Triglidate: Noun The secret ingredient in KY warming ointment that provides the warming sensation, not to be confused with Diglidate, the less fullfilling ingredient in cheap mens room condoms

Funka Genocide 12-26-2006 11:43 AM

triglidate: to confuse a large crowd of onlookers via the usage of rapid and disorienting flourishes of in-season vegetables.

happy_turtle 12-26-2006 02:36 PM

Well...I think I am gonna go with Funka Genocide merely because it was the most amusing.

42PETUNIAS 01-01-2007 03:17 AM

runner up? i want to get back in this

Satan's Onion 01-01-2007 04:21 AM

We-ell, as soon as Funka Genocide posts a new word, we can all jump back in this game.

42PETUNIAS 01-01-2007 11:29 AM

well, after 24 hours it gets passed on to the runner up, so right now it should have double passed on or whatever, so i think anyone in that one has the right to post a new word.


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