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happy_turtle 01-01-2007 01:49 PM

Yeah...I declare a free for all. The next person to post gets to make up the word.

42PETUNIAS 01-02-2007 01:13 AM

Pwak

DeviousToast 01-03-2007 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 42PETUNIAS
Pwak

What widdle babies get on their teef if dey don't bwush enuff.

Satan's Onion 01-03-2007 02:36 AM

Not sure I can compete with DeviousToast's, but nonetheless:

Pwak -- According to the Massive Dictionary of Really Obscure Words In Every Language Evar, this is the term used to describe the noise made by the third son of the Marquess of Fudfudton, Enid Christopher Pauncefote Cholmondeley Hogmanay St. Gumby-Melchett-Melchett, when he checks his lipstick in the bathroom mirror. Since the Marquess of Fudfudton only ever had two sons and neither of them were inclined to wear lipstick, this definition has led many scholars to begin to doubt the authority of the MDoROWIELE as a reliable reference volume.

42PETUNIAS 01-03-2007 10:02 AM

Sorry Satans's Onion, but DeviousToast gets this by default, with a definition in the last 14 minutes of gameplay. Take the wheel toast.

DeviousToast 01-03-2007 11:57 AM

Hurrah, victory one. Today's word is...

Boanthropy

42PETUNIAS 01-03-2007 12:00 PM

Boanthropy ~ The study of the birth, life, reproduction and common causes of death for the pink feather boa

handofpwn 01-03-2007 03:40 PM

boanthropy- study of how boas are worn by drama queens stuck in the 80's

Sharmandra 01-03-2007 03:40 PM

Boanthropy- A form of arthritis developed from overwrapping Christmas presents.

DeviousToast 01-04-2007 11:04 AM

Gonna go with Sharmandra, with 42 Petunias as the runner up.

For anyone wondering, Boantrophy is a mental condition where a man thinks he's an ox.

DeviousToast 01-05-2007 01:41 AM

Meh, go ahead and post a new word 42 Petunias. Sharm is MIA apparently.

42PETUNIAS 01-05-2007 12:26 PM

Nice.

Antidenitisticalativityness

DeviousToast 01-05-2007 07:14 PM

Antidenitisticalativityness: A tendency to go against your dentist's recommendation that you avoid nativity scenes.
ex: Dennis's antidenitisticalativityness would often cause him to wake up at three in the afternoon, hung over, with chunks of shepherd and baby Jesus in his teeth.

jmrdex 01-05-2007 11:58 PM

Antidenitisticalativityness: describing a man who is a women's rights activist.

Red Fighter 1073 01-06-2007 12:02 AM

Antidenitisticalativityness (noun): the act of protest against dentists by shoving really bad candy down their throat, causing them to have cavities. Then, you knock those cavities out with a sledge hammer. Then, you charge them $300 per cavity because that's exactly the kind of person you are. Then, you top it all of by yelling "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" in their ear.

Mr.McSpiff 01-06-2007 01:05 AM

Antidenitisticalativityness- noun

The bi-annual time in which midgets polish (sp?) their teeth with turtle-wax, and Carlos Mencia refrains from saying "Dee Dee Dee!"

Satan's Onion 01-06-2007 02:53 AM

According to the Made-Up Words-a-palooza Dictionary, the term "antidenitisticalativityness" refers to the peculiar habit of some people, when desperate to impress a superior or date, of making up large and nonsensical words on the fly and peppering the conversation randomly with them.

Sharmandra 01-06-2007 08:50 PM

antidenitisticalativityness-A condition developed from posting in the NuklearPower Balderdash thread too often.

42PETUNIAS 01-06-2007 09:30 PM

DeviousToast wins. Anything with a combination of addiction and jesus immediatly wins me over.

Edit: Woah, its been going between us two for a bit now. Don't pick me as the winner next time.

DeviousToast 01-07-2007 05:42 AM

Gotcha, but still play Petunias! Anyhow, game continues...


The new word is...

tibialoconcupiscent

come up with your own definition first. Once you do, highlight for the actual definition:
Having a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings

Sharmandra 01-07-2007 08:54 PM

tibialoconcupiscent- A creature in Dungeons and Dragons who has seven arms, four legs, the head of a starfish, feet of a snake, and, tail of a sponge, and stomach of a 1971 Honda Civic. It comes from the 4389743rd plane of Nirvana.

PS: Is that the real, honest definition, or is it your personal one?

42PETUNIAS 01-07-2007 09:07 PM

Tibialoconcupiscent ~ The official name for a leg fetish

DeviousToast 01-07-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharmandra
PS: Is that the real, honest definition, or is it your personal one?


That is, in fact, the real definition of the word.

42PETUNIAS 01-09-2007 07:22 AM

you could give the win to sharmandra, and then edit out your double post

Sharmandra 01-10-2007 11:12 AM

Meh. I don't like my answer, I just said, okay,m its gonna be like a centaur when I heard the word. Then I picked an animal that doesnt have legs, one without heads, and one without a stomach. I'll take the win though.

42PETUNIAS 01-10-2007 01:17 PM

then take it

Sharmandra 01-10-2007 04:19 PM

That's Toasts call, not mine.

42PETUNIAS 01-10-2007 05:54 PM

its been 48 hours, so either of us has the right. Now take it

DeviousToast 01-10-2007 09:09 PM

Yeah, go ahead. Sorry I haven't been around.

Sharmandra 01-12-2007 03:35 PM

Blarg

42PETUNIAS 01-12-2007 09:26 PM

Blarg ~ The technical name for the verbal recognition of an aneurysm

Akamaz 01-12-2007 10:32 PM

Blarg: internet slang for a pirates web log.

Demetrius 01-13-2007 02:07 AM

Blarg - Brother of Barf, "His own best friend."

Satan's Onion 01-13-2007 04:46 AM

Blarg -- expression of dismay and bewilderment, uttered in daydreaming sequences when one has been/is being obliterated by a massive destructive force (such as a Hadoken) after having given your entire party's shineys to an old man in exchange for adventuring information. Ex:

:fighter: Blarg! I am dead!

DeviousToast 01-13-2007 12:44 PM

Blarg - Sixth and a half circle of hell, home to the demons Halfistopheles, Le Phisto, and Diablette, Diablo's little sister.

mammothtank 01-13-2007 12:46 PM

Blarg - A word of Elven origin and a synonym for "dag."

The Mighty Bob 01-13-2007 05:55 PM

Blarg - An Australian slang term which describes going for a drive for the sole purpose of running over cane toads ("I'm just going for a bit of a blarg there mate, I'm feelin' a bit crook and it'll cheer me up no end.")

42PETUNIAS 01-14-2007 12:21 PM

well, its almost two days now, it would be nice if a winnder could be appointed. This bugs me, the thread looked like it was dying a bit, then a ton of people revive it, but no ones around to appoint a winner.

Sharmandra 01-14-2007 10:01 PM

Mammothtank wins, runner ups Akamaz and Mighty Bob.

Akamaz 01-19-2007 11:28 AM

ok, i'm taking my job as first runner up to place a new word


elshindinderbelg

42PETUNIAS 01-19-2007 12:04 PM

elshindinderbelg ~ Slang used primarily my german immigrants to replace the article "a/an" ex. Hey look over there, its elshinderbelg pretty lady!"

xravi 01-19-2007 02:34 PM

elshindinderbelg- New town In RaiRO

DeviousToast 01-19-2007 10:21 PM

elshindinderbelg: Spanish for getting kicked in the shins.

Dino_Hunter 01-20-2007 10:41 PM

elshindinderbelg: The sound of a german after being kicked in the crotch

42PETUNIAS 01-20-2007 10:46 PM

times up...

Dino_Hunter 01-20-2007 10:51 PM

Was I too late?

42PETUNIAS 01-20-2007 10:52 PM

technically yes, but really, akamaz is the one thats too late in posting a winner. You'll probably get away with it.

Dino_Hunter 01-23-2007 04:54 PM

Has anyone PM'd akamaz about this yet?

42PETUNIAS 01-23-2007 05:00 PM

not me, its his job to do it. I say whoever has a word goes, and if no one does by tonight then I will.

Akamaz 01-24-2007 11:40 AM

Xravi is the winner, sorry bout the delay, was afk for a few days there

42PETUNIAS 01-26-2007 09:54 AM

Yeah, so this is dying. I'm going to post a word to attempt to get this started again. If xravi posts his word in the next few hours, then just go with that one. If he doesn't post by noon, then we'll just stick with this word.

the word is: Hiltopononomous

xravi 01-26-2007 10:17 AM

I won? Holy shit. I like 42's word, use his.

DeviousToast 01-26-2007 10:29 AM

Hiltopononomous: A frightening crossbreed of Paris Hilton and a hippopotomus.

Satan's Onion 01-27-2007 12:48 AM

Hiltopononomous - A twelve-step program for men with the urge to screw talentless socialites who glamorize relentless promiscuity and eating disorders and who dress their pet chihuahuas in costumes.

42PETUNIAS 01-27-2007 09:57 AM

Satan's Onion is teh winner for being so right.

Quote:

Hiltopononomous - A twelve-step program for men with the urge to screw talentless socialites who glamorize relentless promiscuity and eating disorders and who dress their pet chihuahuas in costumes.
QFT too.

Satan's Onion 01-28-2007 12:08 AM

Yaaaay! Lessee...howzabout

Lerfletage

DeviousToast 01-28-2007 01:21 AM

Lerfletage - A line of small green women wearing nothing but cranberry sauce.

42PETUNIAS 01-28-2007 09:09 AM

Lerfletage ~ The technique of reaching a hand into games of sports, disrupting the game to your teams benefit. This technique has only had one master, and he was capable of knocking the cubs out of the playoffs when he came to town. Major sports teams across America are terrified that he might rise again.

Preturbed 01-29-2007 01:13 AM

Lerfletage - The act of stealthily interfering with an enemy's action by means of impregnating their food supply with Lerf beetle larvae. Ingestion of these larvae causes dizziness, brain disfunction, the desire to wear hats with cat ears, growth of a ratlike tail from the base of the spine, and anal seepage.

Satan's Onion 01-29-2007 03:05 AM

Gah, so hard to choose! But after much deliberation and recitation of specially designed Rhymes for Choosing Things, Teh Winnar for this round is...no wait, it's...aw hell, it's Preturbed, 'cos tails and seepage is funny.

Preturbed 01-29-2007 05:57 PM

Sweet. Today's word will be:

Montlarfify

42PETUNIAS 01-29-2007 06:08 PM

Montlarfify~ The special title for the fifth enemy in any mountain lair.

Preturbed 01-31-2007 10:01 AM

42 ftw, I guess.

42PETUNIAS 01-31-2007 10:09 AM

The word is: Slightentaft

Loki, The Fallen 01-31-2007 11:11 AM

Slightentaft - The act of gently removing an object using a three foot piece of rebar, a half ton of plastique, and a feather-duster.

xravi 01-31-2007 11:14 AM

Slightentaft- A slight 10 miles per hour draft.

mammothtank 01-31-2007 01:26 PM

Slightentaft - An action so lacking in exerted effort that bothering with it in the first place was a waste of time.

Satan's Onion 02-01-2007 02:08 AM

Slightentaft: The taxing task of cajoling, negotiating, demanding, and finally dragging a three-hundred-plus-pound President of the United States into the Executive Gymnasium in order that he might not look so corpulent for his upcoming State of the Union address.

Preturbed 02-01-2007 02:32 AM

Slightentaft: A German word meaning "Somewhat stupid."

Akamaz 02-01-2007 10:41 AM

Slightentaft: The newest and most shiny world war 1 and 2 dogfight simulator

42PETUNIAS 02-01-2007 01:27 PM

Loki is all about the win. Runner up (considering how often people miss this, we need to start posting runner ups more often) is Satan's Onion

Satan's Onion 02-03-2007 06:22 AM

Shall I wait any longer for Loki, or shall I simply post a new term?

'Cos if we're done waiting, then I'll go ahead with

Tigidergdem

Loki, The Fallen 02-03-2007 09:23 AM

Holy cow, I so did not expect the win!
 
But Satan's Onion is all over the word.

Tigidergdem - n. A classification of animals that happen to transport themselves by bouncing on thier tails

Preturbed 02-04-2007 12:38 PM

Tigidergdem - A type of emerald whose color and purity is so intense that it often appears black. The Tigidergdem is preferred far above quartz for its scrying properties, as it has never been known to lie. However, the truths revealed by the scryer is often much grimmer when he uses this stone.

Major Blood 02-04-2007 03:41 PM

Tigidergdem - A hard word to say.

FluerDuMal 02-04-2007 05:18 PM

Tigidergdem-A very rare Banana dish with pie, blackbirds, monkeys, danimate, sword-chucks, and Anime Girls.

Mr.Bookworm 02-04-2007 05:37 PM

Tigiderdem- adj.- An adjective used to describe a person that has a fetish for sexual intercourse with dead tigers.

42PETUNIAS 02-04-2007 09:00 PM

Tigiderdem - A neolithic ancestor of the modern tiger. Known for only eating prey with a name ending in soraus. Unfortunatly, this animal died out 70 million years ago, and thus avoids any questioning in how it picked its prey using a language that had yet to be invented.

Oh, and fluer, you might want to shorten your sig. Some of the mods might bug you about it.

Satan's Onion 02-06-2007 01:27 AM

Wowee! Plenty of good definitions this time round! I think, however, that this round goes to Preturbed, with Major Blood, Mr.Bookworm, and 42 PETUNIAS running it up.

Preturbed 02-06-2007 02:34 AM

One again, sweet. Thank you Ms. Onion.

Today's word shall be:
Amabokarab

So let it be written, so let it be defined.


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