Amabokarab - Another new age swear word, based off of an indian dish. Ama******* is just gaining popularity along the similar curse word, Meekrob.

Amabokarab

In the Egyptian pantheon, the hemi-semi-deity Amabokarab was the guardian of the mythical Twenty-Ninth Gate through the World of the Dead, the gate to the elusive "Room of Rec"; here, the wall inscriptions told, was a land where you could rest a while on your journey to the afterlife, play all manner of games (including one, it was said, in which you swatted a lightweight ball over a small net across a table), and even heat up some food in a magical light-up box.

In order to gain access to this fabulous room, the deceased would walk to the door with the magical Plastic Bowl and Bag and chant the ancient spell: "Hey, I heard you guys got a ping-pong table. Can I come in and see it? I brought corn chips and this really kickass guacamole dip."

Amabokarab

The result of mating between the Egyption sun scarab and an amoeba. Generally this combination is known as Queen Latifa in more modern society. It has been known to spread terror through history and is even thought to be the cause of several wars, including 3 that were never fought.

Amabokarab

The name of Steven Segals the new energy drink, named in part from the following: the japanese deity AMAterasu, tae-BO, and a hip misspelling of its main ingredient KARAB (carob)

Pertrubed is late in calling this one. You want to do it major blood, or were all the runners up supposed to be equal?

:-) I am late in calling it because you were the only poster until today 42. I like your definition, but I wanted to see if anyone else would reply.

Akamaz ftw this time. 42 is runner up for being the fastest responder.

Actually, Satan's Onion was in time too, but just barly. Next time you might want to say if you're gonna let it go for longer, preferably picking a time when you will pick the winner. That makes it easier.

woot!


the word is

monteranioulus

monteranioulus - Often used by young men in their early twenties while in a particular state of moderate midafternoon drunkenness, the word "monteranioulus" describes large breasts that, while attached to a woman the man considers to be unattractive in the extreme, are, when examined by themselves--in the abstract, as it were--mildly arousing.

monteranioulus - The theory that the entire universe consists solely of the earth, and that anything else is an illusion, Monoterans are generally characterized by being blind, stupid and afraid of warmth.

42petunias definition was the coolest

Sweet.

Avradnik


...GO!

Avradnik - The Russian term for lint that is generated entirely from grey mink overcoats. Recently a mink-friendly version was marketed under the name "Fo-Vradnik"

Avradnik - A Yiddish word that means roughly "There is no Yiddish word for this"

Avradnik - A memory that had happened the night before but you can't remember and hope never to remember.

Preturbed is all up in this win.

Who else saw that win coming? Eh? Eh? Today's secret word is, "Luasnug." Whenever you hear it, scream real loud attempt to define it!

Luasnug. a tight fitting mumu style dress worn by the morbidly obese to Hawaiian/Polynesian themed restaurants

Luasnug: Slang for that ugly girl in the dance line that always manages to end up just off the edge of the photo.

The Luasnug (invented by one Victor Francis Luasnug of Grand Rapids, Michigan) is a particular type of combination thumbscrew/electrocutor/mp3 player/cat-o'-nine-tails designed specifically for exacting retribution on people who ignorantly and shamelessly litter their conversations with words and phrases in Japanese, as in "Nani? Oh, so kawaii! He's totally my new bishie!"

The Onion wins for utter ridiculousness. Akamaz gets second.

**gasp** Nani?

...Yeah, even I irritated myself. Anyroad, the word this time round is

B'nnurbeb

B'nnurbeb - An internet acronym standing for, "My cat fell asleep on the keyboard."

B'nnurbeb: The moan that extrudes from your mouth when you're having large burrs pulled out of your skin.

B'nnurbeb. N That drunken elder god fratboy who crashed Hastur's bes >hurk!< >Huick< >Wsjhfhjshjrsjk!<

Can we continue?

Sorry. I usually let it go a few days to get the greatest number of definitions in. Anyway, let's say Akamaz gets Teh Win for this round, with Ferix in a runner-up type position.

yay!

Scantagoriously

Scantagoriously - A noun that was invented only to apply to the people who are scanning masters. example: "That man scantagoriously scanned that text dude! he rocks!"

Scantagoriously ~ Acting upon no basis whatsoever, pretending that your actions are heavily supported, while in reality, they are not.

Scantagoriously- To act upon impulses, particularly stupid ones. Red Mage frequently makes plans scantagoriously.

[EDIT: just read above post. uugh.]

42 petunias ftw

Awesome: Ghaba*click*bont*click**click*saba*sound of a monkey peeling open a banana*

Ghaba*click*bont*click**click*saba*sound of a monkey peeling open a banana* a common greeting of the mutmbwu people of central africs. roughly translated it meas "hi"

Ghaba*click*bont*click**click*saba*sound of a monkey peeling open a banana*

I don't speak monkey. However I presume it means something to the effect of, "I am about to eat this banana. Observe. *sound of a monkey peeling open a banana* By the by, I thought the metamorphosis was quite pretentious, didn't you, Bongo? I mean, I would have just eaten that bug."

(That last part was telepathic. Monkeys have telepathy. Its science fact! utter bullshit!)

Ghaba*click*bont*click**click*saba*sound of a monkey peeling open a banana* closely approximates the sounds that the Tdnexfnin of Jaglan Beta make after stubbing one of their ambulatory appendages in the dark in the middle of the sleep cycle on their way to answer a vidphone call that turns out to be a wrong number. Surprisingly, it translates well into English, but is unutterable in polite company.

Ghaba*click*bont*click**click*saba*sound of a monkey peeling open a banana*: The term used by the Xlfwhp tribe of Africa to mean a pot roast or other delicious event. It was originally used by the tribe leader Xkulp Xrbu over a decade ago, when first ordering Pizza Pizza on a missionary's Apple computer. How the computer was connected to the internet remains a mystery.

Preturbed can have his win and eat it too.

Akamaz is the runner-up for making the obvious joke.

--winnerism dance--

The secret word for today shall be:
Debruterps

Debruterps - a species of turtle from the island of Java known for making excellent coffee

Debruterps: A slang word used by upper-management employees to refer to the employees that commonly come in contact with customers. It implies illiteracy and poor motor skills.

Debruterps - the material from which the strings of an air guitar are most commonly composed.

I like mammothtank's the best, and Jeneralissimo's the second best.

Jeneralissimo, you're up.

The word is....

sweven.

Do your worst.

Sweven, v : Surfer slang, for placing food in the refrigerator for later consumption.

Sweven - A combination of the words Swedish and Heaven, to mean Swedish Heaven, where all the hot blonde chicks go where they die. You have to be REALLY good to get in, but then you get to be really bad.

Hey guys, sorry I'm late. Fenris wins, Preturbed gets second.

Ooho - A type of fish renowned for its size and coloration. It is said to have been named for the exclamation made by the first fishermen to catch it.

Ooho - ancient Hawaiian exclamation; it translates roughly to "Damn, that's...that's just unbelievably fucked up. I think you've just scarred me for life. And we live on a friggin' island, and no one's invented psychotherapy yet! Thanks, fucker."

ooho n {slang} the street term for a concoction of yoohoo and Southern Comfort

-Victory dance!-

The next word: Unkdray.
Special rule: anyone who uses pig latin auto-loses.

Unkdray ~ "Go to it," it said "and good luck."
I just had to...

Unkdray: The condition of being so HORRIBLY inebriated that one begins to speak in made up tongues. This commonly occurs at Star Trek conventions.

Unkdray - an ancient expression of the underground-dwelling Vole People of the Sirian asteroids; it translates approximately to "Crap, where am I? Who are you three? And why am I painted in green stripes, smelling of vomit, and wearing a stranger's undergarments atop my head?"

Unkdray: an explitive used by moderators of forums whenever they log in and see a member has made a thread for the purpose of examining the ingredients of hot dogs.

SSB for the lose, I mean, what a jackass move, selling out to get the win by sacrificing humour.

Unkdray - a small species of rodent, all the members of which are morbidly obese. They developed several thousand layers of fat to help them survive the last ice age, and though they have never evolved it away, neither have they adapted to it. Most die of cardiac arrest at the age of four months.

I don't understand. Did I steal someone's joke again?

Well, everyone else had used the pig latin, up until you. Therefore, it looked like you did that just to get the win.

Argent Lord wins for complete randomosity. Satan's Onion is second for the same reason, just not quite as much.

Your word is: ticolensic.

Ticolensic (adj) - Of, resembling, or pertaining to the sound generated by water drops falling on the head of a recipient of Chinese water torture.

Ticolensic: An archaic method of criminal investigation involving divination through use of a pipe and a fuzzy hat. Sherlock Holmes was the last (and some would say only) great ticolensic investigator.

Ticolensic - also called "Mythrilique" or "Mythrilelle", ticolensic is an ancient alloy of arcane metals for adventurers who just can't afford actual mythril items (or who can't tell the difference, even tho' ticolensic is known to tarnish with a nasty look, gets dented when an imp coughs on it, and keeps an edge about as well as a chocolate broadsword in the desert).

Ticolensic (adj) - A condition of the eye in which glasses do not improve vision unless they are at least 5" thick. Laser eye surgery worsens the condition.

Sorry, boys, Jimmy can't come out to play. He's Ticolensic and people would shatter what's left of his self esteem by laughing at him playing basketball.

mammothtank is taking too long, conratulations Preturbed, you win!

I do? Just when you thought it was safe, I come up with a word like skralputinate.

Skralputinate (v.): To pull off a musical solo of mind-blowing proportions using a low-brass instrument.

Blarg, I keep doing that. >.< Anywho.

Skralputinate (v) - to assault someone using that awful noise generated by fingernails scraped across a chalkboard as your weapon.

Skralputinate - To thoroughly murder someone from behind with a scraping or grinding implement(wood plane, cheese grater, etc.)

Argent Lord wins, Kerensky 2nd. Sorry mammothtank, I just don't like fingernails on chalkboard at all. You made my teeth cringe.

It's probably best that I don't win anymore anyway. I hold up the game by forgetting about the part where I'm supposed to make up a new word.

Eep! Just noticed how similar my entry was to mammothtank's. I made sure not to read the others until after, so I'd think of something on my own, and look what happens.

Anyways, new word: snirfelgarb.

Snirfelgarb, the outfit a professional Snirfel player wears

Snirfelgarb ~ A person who eats thier eggs sunny side up.