Snirfelgarb: An Amish rite of passage involving perfume and wooden noisemakers.

Snirfelgarb: remember the Thundercats' comic relief talking-feline-thingy, Snarf? Well, this is his strange cousin who speaks in a humorously odd accent and hails from "another region of Thundera". He appeared in one scene for one episode before Cheetara stepped in and snapped his neck, saying "No fucking way I'm putting up with another one of these goddamned waste-of-space cat-things."

Mmm... I think Khael wins this one, just because it gives me an odd mental image.

Dopalopagus: A kind of dinosaur renowned for its apparent 6th sense. It is thought that the dopalopgus could predict the weather using this sense, termed "doppalor." Channel 6 recently upgraded to Super Dopalopagus 9000.

Dopalopagus ~ The city ruled by Queen Dopplepopalus.

Dopalopagus (DOP-pal-UP-a-gus): The doppelganger of Sesame Street's Snuffleupagus (Dang, how do you even spell that?)-- Unlike his twin, the Dopolopagus hates Big Bird and eats the flesh of cuddly monster puppets.

This definition brought to you by the letter D and the number 12.

Dopalopagus - The type of fluffy raincloud that turns all of the rain drops to lemon drops and gum drops.
Oh what a rain that would be!

Dopalopagus - small beast of myth with eyes in its teeth and three sets of genitals; rumored to make nests in dungeons in futuristic floating metropoli, they tend to cause unfortunate short-circuits in supercomputers, giant robots, and other fantastical machinery due to their solid gold nervous systems and sleek fur of copper.

Yay!

New word: Norligantian

Norligantian,adj; About or having to do with losing your train of thought.
IE: Hey, guess what? ... I just had a norligantian moment.

Norligantian - an ancient charm; shouting this word in battle can enchant an enemy's own hair to strangle him, even should his head be bald, and his sword to probe in orifices it was never meant to probe. This incantation, however, carries a high risk of spell reflection, and while its damage can be healed, the humiliation is too great for many mages to make frequent use of it.

Weeeellll, some time has passed, so I'm just gonna say Satan's Onion wins and wackodudle takes second place.

Yaaaaay!

Let's try...
Neh'medxolh

Cthulhu's favorite cough syrup.

I mean when Cthulhu has a cough, you know that's gotta be one serious motherfucker of a cough.

Neh'medxolh- The sound Cthulhu makes when he sees fifthfiend. Great Old One-ish (whatever) for "what the clown?"

Neh'medxolh: An Incan musical instrument made by combining strings, an accordion, and a harmonica. It could only be used by the leader's most skilled advisors. It was said that it could cure blindness, but the Incans sucked arsebuns at proving hypotheses, and thus, no evidence exists for this theory.

Neh'medxolh, n; Ancient Egyptian for... ahem... ah, I think that might get me banned... hmmm... let's just say it ain't too polite.

Neh'medxolh- The state of mind in which you constantly confuse articles of clothing with slices of deli meats.

Neh'medxolh

Aztec Viagra

My, these definitions certainly do conjure up some interesting images; but the two I found the most risible were (**drumroll**) fifthfiend's and CelesJessa's. Kerensky287's and Akamaz's also deserve mention, however.

Which one is it, though? Of fifth and CJ, I mean.

Or me.

Is it me?

Please say it's me.

Ah. My fault for not making it clear that they won in the order I wrote them down in.

So it's been awhile since the winners have been announced and no new word from Fifth, should I post one instead?

Fine by me.

Okay, so my word is:

"Slarch"

Shit, my bad guys.

What happens when Cthulhu doesn't take his cough syrup.

The mating call of a drunken botanist.

Bad pun I know.

Slarch was the name of a State-Mandated Official Fizzy Soft Drink, the name and recipe for which was bought, then sold, by no less than eleven minor dictatorships in the Near East, Micronesia, and South America in the 1970s and '80s. The drink failed to gain a foothold in any of the markets in which it was offered due to its strange flavor (described as a strange mixture of aged blue cheese, ginger, beef broth, and battery acid) and its tendency to cause projectile-vomiting-related deaths in its regular drinkers. The recipe for Slarch was purchased by an American soft drinks company last year and is being marketed as a new energy drink.

Jee-jee Satan's Onion. Jee Jee. I'm not even gonna try for this one.

Slarch: Advanced stages of aputhy.
What? I spelled "apathy" wrong? I DON'T GIVE A HAIRY RAT'S ASS!!! SHUT UP!!!

Slarch: The transformation of a slewwed word into spiffing your biscuits.

Slarch: The sound effect made by a furry who ejaculates while yiffing

Slarch: A type of.... okay, you know what? Satan's Onion just tore this competition a new one. So I'm just going to throw the word "Arsebuns" into my definition for good measure.

Therefore...

Slarch = Arsebuns. Better yet, a TYPE of arsebuns.

Slarch: a slow march. come on, you know that's what it is.

Slarch - any of a small subset of Canadian larch trees, which can be identified by their unusual color and flavor. The first to be discovered was the reddish-pink strawberry larch, from whence came the name. Since then, there have been at least ten other species identified, including the orange larch, the banana larch, and the highly unpopular lime larch.

Alrighty! Well... It was a hard choice but... Satan's Onion just had to win, followed by Nikose. Because "spiffing your biscuts" made me laugh.

For yayz0rz! Howzabout:

fningidet

fningidet - A slang term for anyone who doesn't agree with you.

fningidet ~ French for "Fucking Idiot"






or fifth :D

Fningidet: A type of gift card common in Brazil that can be exchanged for a temporary boost to Charisma. Limit one per person. Bonuses do not stack.

Fningidet - n. A rare form of the common ground finch, found only on the island of Madagascar. So named because the explorer who found it had a stuffy nose.

Fningidet, v;
1: Extreme fidgeting.
2: Buttsecks??!?!?.

Fningidet - the specialized art of fileting a fish with a bottlecap.

Fningidet - The last sound to come out of the mouth of a man killed by a ninja.

Fningidet: masturbating with the power of the mind alone.

as in: "I was sitting in French clas, listening to the hot ass teacher talk about cheese omelettes and I decided to fningidet."

Fningdet: The only sound a human being is capable of making for the rest if their lives after reading the Eye of Argon.

EDIT: In one sitting.

Wey-hey, this game looks as tho' it's growing by leaps and bounds! I hope this trend continues through rounds in the future.

Anyway, I think Funka Genocide gets this round because honestly, who hasn't done that sometimes?

...Stop looking at me like that.

Tendronai gets a rather honorable mention because such a term would indeed be useful to the world of the interwebs. CelesJessa also gets a mention, and so does FenrisWolf because goodness knows I want to keep this thread on the right side of the moderators =P ( I kid! It's a good definition.). Mr.Bookworm--I know "The Eye of Argon" is horrible, but I survived it. All you need is to take frequent breaks to stop your brain from shattering.

all right!

Honestly, I've seen that happen before, not to me but yeah. French is just plain smexy. (i'm still not sure if it's possible for amale to fningidet, but I know females can do it! XD)

so, my word for the day is...

Klastrophobe

mmhmm

Klastrophobe: Advanced stages of hallucinations brought on by ingesting raw cat meat.

Klastrophobe- adj.- See Klastrophobia

Klastrophobia- n.- A fear of being ass-raped to death with a rusty knife by Santa Clause.

Klastrophobe- n. - One who fears what they view as an inevitable, impending cataclysm with such intensity that they lose all bladder control whenever they think of the word "pudding."

Klastrophobe - A technical term used to describe a person who is afraid to be near others because they are "Walking Fuck-ups"

Tendronai get's the nod, because he put "walking fuck up" in quotation marks. Quotation marks equal humor.

wait... musicmage put pudding in quotation marks too...

well a good fuck is better than pudding any day, so Tendronai still wins!

Yay! I win!

The word of the day is...

Paraboleroda.

The short lived sport which tried to combine a love of high school Geometry with bull riding. Hundreds of promising young honor students were killed, and one bull figured out the Pythagorean theorem.

ancient Parabtonian cussword meaning "Bite me, bizzitch."

Paraboleroda: The trajectory of a spit ball after being fired from a cannon aimed towards the sun. Interestingly enough, this value never changes, and has many mathematical applications.

Paraboleroda - A rare tropical disease that causes Spaghetti to shoot out of their victim's orifices

Hmm... I like Celes' idea due to humiliation reasons for said victim, but Funka's really got to the sadist in me.

Funka, a winner is you.

ah snap yo!

hmm, well here's a word for y'all then.

"Cantractical"

it almost sounds real!

Cantractical - A term which is used to describe the advanced state of traction which comes about from being hit repeatedly over the head by a baseball bat.

only five hours left and one person has tried?

boo!

Contractical (n) - A classification of musical piece, usually written in four-part harmony, similar to a madrigal, in which the song in question is heavily abbreviated.

Cantractical - In a state of having one's bones completely and hopelessly granulated.

Cantractical: Attempting to pass an aluminium can through your digestive tract.

Or, something completely obscene. Take your pick.

Cantractical - a term used to describe a priest or cardinal's salary negotiations, particularly when the rates quoted are unsusually steep or exorbitant: "Did you hear what he asked for for that last exorcism? It was downright cantractical! It shouldn't be allowed."

The medical term for when someone limbos so hard his spine actually cracks in half and bursts out of his chest.

This round goes to Satan's Onion, though Musicmage gets an honorable mention for least funny attempt!

For yayz! I prolly need to win less often...

...wait, why am I saying that?

Anyhow...

Hiiyunond

Hiiyunond

The sound made when a Samurai attempts a leaping death chop, but is caught and impaled in mid air. through the groin.

Hiiyunond - A ballad of olden days, usually played with a set of milk jugs, revolving around lesser-known heroes and their adventures at the supermarket.

Hiiyunond - A greeting given to someone you don't want to talk to, usually for a reason regarding their physical appearance.

Okay...these all have some merit, but I have to say Nikose Tyris's reference to groin injury earned the win. CelesJessa gets an honorable mention for reminding me that I want to know what my heroes buy by way of processed snack treats, and Tendronai gets another mention for reminding me why social interaction is so overrated =P .

The secret's to create sympathy pains that cross genders.

pormake

pormake - An ancient Egyptian term used to label the embalmer who screwed up the ceremonies and turned the royal families into the walking dead.

Pormake- the expletive used when you just have to keep things PG-13

Akamaz- try and keep it PG13. D: