pormake - The japanese word for porn that is actually real, and not stupid hentai. This material is so rare that only a few japanese people know this word.

Pormake-The counterpart to the Kobayashi Maru, this is a test that is impossible to fail, designed to test the participant's ego. Captain Picard is the only Starfleet Academy student ever to fail it anyways.

The Argent Lord and Tendronai were close- I'm gonna side with the Argent Lord though, ftw.

Oh, dear. I was wondering what had happened to this... Turns out it was my fault it hasn't been updated! Sorry.

Harlsnakth

Just for reference, Picard = Win no matter WHAT.

Harlsnakth - The name of the dread region of the world that Birthed the dark twins Krylo and Fifthfiend.

Harlsnakth - A crumpled-up love letter floating in deep space. Finding one of these is an omen of perfectly average luck.

Harlsnakth ~ Klingon word for keelhauling, in space

Harlsnakth - A word used to mock someone's inability to properly digest food.

Guess what? "Harlsnakth" is the one big twist from the next Harry Potter novel. It's the secret to the whole series, bigger than Dumbledore killing Snape or whatever the hell happened in the last one. Harlsnakth was going to wrap up all the plotlines nice and neat, and The Argent Lord just gave it away. Thanks. Just...thanks.

Harlsnakth - A bastardization of the medieval term Harrel-snacketh. The act of eating small amounts of food between meals with one hand while cleaning a pigpen with the other.

umm... Satan's Onion. Just because it came out of nowhere.

You just know that's how it's gonna go down, too. That is one of the many reasons I much prefer A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Okay, this round let's try:
Dnarhid

Dnarhid - A Greek word, originating rather currently, which conveys to the listener the fact that their fly is undone.

Dnarhid- the nickname of an old type of coin from the Roman Empire, on which one side depicted the absolute disgrace of an Etruscan soldier, Dnar, who was found hiding in a cave during a battle.

Only two entries in over twenty-four hours? Aw hell no. I wanna let this one go on another day.

Dnarhid - (v) The act of denying that onesself has an inability to spell words that rhyme with 'orange'.

(but then again, who can?)

Hmmm...this round, I think, goes to Firefoot, altho' in the event that Firefoot doesn't get around to it in the next day (I think that's how the rules go), F-Cupid Rager posts the next word; if F-Cupid can't make it, then Niverath, and after that then Tendronai blah blah blah.

Yay! The rules dictate my last place entry makes me the winner now!

Your word is Zigratfen.

Zigratfen- A highly praised rat, usually found in fens.

24 hours, so I have to declare a winner. But who?

Seriously, handofpwn wins. Duh.

Y'know, sometimes if I don't see very many responses in this thread, I sort of unofficially extend the deadline by a day. Dunno if I was doing something really wrong, but that's what I did.

That is absolutely okay, and in fact a great idea.

Zigratfen~ Slang for ZIGGYRATS Firing ENabler; A shortly used gatling gun used in the war between England and a rogue's gallery of hallucinations. It fired rats wearing wigs.

Zigratfen ~ Meister's real name, in real life. :D

Zigratfen - A towerlike temple built in a swamp, atop the ruins of several previous attempts at building temples, each of which fell over and sank into the swamp.

Hmm... rats wearing wigs is tempting, but I'm going to have to go with the Argent Lord's suggestion.

The word is: Sohmana

Sohmana - The name of the ultimate teaching of the forbidden cobra style of karate. This single attack is so powerful, it causes the liver, spleen, and heart to come together as one hideous mix of organs, then explode.

Sohmana:
Verb.

The Ichpatawkutnee Indian word for simultaneously balancing on a floating bridge with a single fulcrum and dodging dangerous objects hurled from above at varying speeds.

Usage: "How. So like, the other day I was crossing the Picatawn River and out of nowhere I had to sohmana. It was rough, brah. I almost tilted into the water."

How Title™?
 

Sohmana - The magical essence required to create the most addictive spell ever concieved. Word has it that the highest concentration of this essence can be found in the Plane of Knowledge.

I'm gonna go with Niverath, here.

Swatchelgrift - Noun.

The unexpectedly complex knot used by hobos to tie their belongings to the end of a stick.

The term "swatchelgrift" describes a venerable form of torture in which the victim is suspended from hooks by his elbows and genitals, deprived of sleep until delirious, and then forced to consume vast quantities of maple syrup until the victim confesses to whatever crimes the local watchmen hadn't yet solved. This term can also be used to describe the pleasure some derive from viewing or participating in this activity.

Swatchelgrift - A French term used to describe the person who takes joy in creating croissants which people choke on.

A Swatchelgrift is a particular form of con in which no less than three con-artists attempt to swindle large sums of money from Swiss watch makers. Most forms of this con use some form of mentally challenged stand in, otherwise known as the "Bumblefuck" as well as a questionably aged scantily clad young woman and several boxes of chicken in a biskit.

I hope you survived that one Niverath. I didn't realize I was so funny, but hey win = win.

Today's word shall be:
Sluwe'enah

Here's a hint: the ' is a clicking sound.

Sluwe'enah:
The act of giving a slushy machine filled with Lemon-Lime Slushy to an african Bushman Tongue-clicking tribe.

Let's see what my dictionography says.

Main Entry: Sluwe'enah
Pronunciation: Slü-#-i-nuh
Function: noun
Etymology: Bastardization of the past tense of the English word "slain" and the English word "enough"
1: The target number in competitive games which require players to acquire multiple kills.

Sluwe'enah - An African word which is used in competitive games. It roughly translates to "A winner is you"

Newb- a winner is you. Followed by Tenrodai - a second place is you.

The word is...

Frantasimalisticyst

Frantasimalisticyst - An incredibly large, painful, yet humourous looking swelling upon a person's body. The humour usually comes from the fact that the aforementioned swelling often appears to be in the shape of Elmo.

Frantasimalisticyst -
Despite the odd name, this is the proper term for phallic shaped baked goods.

According to Spurt and Dribble's Dictionary of Obscure and Possibly Humorous Medical Terms, a frantasimalisticyst grows on the human brain after viewing a television show or movie for which one develops an instant and intense affection, particularly one with lots of special efects and action. While normally harmless on most people, in a few cases these growths have been known to affect people's behavior, to the point where they may log on to messageboards and other online fora and leave messages to the effect of "OMG [insert show title here] is teh BEST ting dat has EVAR ben maed on telvison EVAAR!!!!!!!1111!!!!3#3!!!!!!!!"

Frantasimalisticyst... this definition comes to you courtesy of my girlfriend.

"Its a cyst, it sucks. Thats all you really need to know unless you're the one cutting it out."

Satan's Onion is the winner.

Yay!

Eh'dar'ngudt

Eh'dar'ngudt - Noun.

Canadian pig latin for "Darn Good (eh!)"

Eh'dar'ngudt - The name given to anyone who has eaten too much food, and now lies screaming obscenities on the ground.

Perhaps I'm just spoiled by the Caption Contest turnout, but...only three definitions? Come on, folks.

Anyway, this round must go to Tendronai, after whom must be mentioned Preturbed, then Niverath.

Carry on.

Huzzah!

The word of the day is Dreijuim.

Dreijuim
Simple german translation- 3 jammy dodgers

Well, it's been a week, so I guess you win by the two sweetest words of the English language - default.

Since it's been way the hell too long, new word:

Failrosht.

Failrosht - the ancient Babylonian term used to indicate that someone is a terrible cook.

Only one post? Guess it defaults to you Tendronai.

Again? Hmm...

Norfivage.

Norfivage -

The term for when a Norweigen puppy becomes 5 years old.

Norfivage - Attempting to grind a rail on a skateboard, the board breaking and/or falling, and racking yourself on the rail.

EXAMPLE: DUUUUDE, norfivage! That has to hurt!

The norfivage, also known as the "Watch-out Bird", is a species of bird common to northern Canada and Alaska; it is known primarily for its sriking sea-foam green plumage and its tendency to fly at high altitudes, along with its unusually dense, rock-hard droppings. It is said that the rate of concussions and other head injuries in a village or settlement beneath the norfivage's migratory route may be three to five times the national average.

Satan's Onion wins.

Ah, head injuries from bird feces. Good times for all.

Dense bird feces! Not just any ol' bird feces.

Okay...for this round, let's go with

Ereyewdit

Ereyewdit - A medical condition suffered by those who drink too much water. For the unfortunate sufferer, their ocular cavities suffer an increased production of teardrops, but without any way to sufficiently release them, their eyes often expode from the pressure.

Ereyewdit - One of the main rules in "Jenga Jam"

Ereyewdit - Slavic slang for "HOLY SHIT! MY BALLS!"

And as we slowly get this game back on track (I know I'm late with my picking a winner, but I got booted last time I was online before I could post one and--well, look, I'm lazy), I shall announce all four posters as winners in the order in which they, um, won.

d) handofpwn
3,2) Khael! and Tendronai (look, don't make me choose between exploding eyeballs and profuse peeing. My heart can't take it. If it gets down to you guys having to decide who posts the next word, Khael can have first crack 'cos his name's first alphabetically, but in my book, those were both equal amounts of awesome)

and teh winnar for this round is:
hat!) Gir. Heehee, balls.

Mwa ha ha! I doesn't matter if I come in first anymore, it always comes back to me! Thanks for your apathy!

Your word today is - Shawunja.

Khael wins. The only way to top that would have been to mention Ninjas of the Bagel clan, who are clearly superior to the Ninjaburgers.

Schmuckulation - The act of becoming proficient in Jewish insults.

Schmuckulation - The act of slowly crushing someone's self-esteem by launching petty insults at them, usually about the way they dress.

Don't worry, if I have to declare a winner, I'll disqualify myself.
Suckers!

Schmuckulation-When a shmuck annoys you and you throw him out the window for laughs.