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Massacre 11-08-2006 05:48 PM

The Game of Death. (No, not Bruce Lee, dammit!)
 
The following is a test of the Emergency Buttkicking System. If this were a real emergency, the Light Warriors would be dead now.



It's come to my attention that there are certain patterns going on inside the amusing and danger-fraught journey of the Light Warriors. First of all, lots of people die...and it's funny. It's funny 'cause they're dead, naturally. But death is playing an important role in this series and I wanted to talk death to kill time while we wait for someone else to bite the big one. Why? Because I think this is all going somewhere. It just popped into my head...and I want to know what you think. Check it out...

Positively every important character has had one or more near-death - as in totally incapacitated - events in this game, with the exception of White Mage, because she's a 'pacifist'. Aside from that, this business with the Four Fiends seems to always spark an important sort of death-scenario.

Black Mage was impaled and had his spine snapped by Lich, sending him to hell to become king for ten or twenty minutes before Lich took over.

Black Belt was perma-killed for stupidly jumping at a snake-lady with fire-powers and six swords, more than enough to put any Ginsu knife to shame.

And now, Ur swallowed up Red Mage in a scenario which may or may not have made him the avatar of Kraken or something like that. The point is...he's as good as dead too.

This discussion revolves around the usefulness of death as comedy...and because I wonder who you all think is next, aside from a gigantic proportion of NPCs. Personally, I think Thief is going to be ripped apart by Tiamat for his denial of the existence of dragons. A five-headed one is FAR too much for him, don't you think? In any case, lemme know what's on your mind...aside from the obvious Animaniacs joke that I fear is coming...

Ryong 11-08-2006 06:07 PM

I suppose the tiamat fight will have Thief repeating "Dragons don't exist." for a while, a la Fighter's "dozen times".

Nayno 11-08-2006 07:54 PM

We don't know that Red Mage is dead. It was never explicitly stated that Ur assimilated him. All we know is that Red Mage experienced intense pain that involved with the removal of his skeletal system (and how he was still well enough to describe this is beyond me).

It's not like this is enough to kill a light Warrior, a la Black Mage's gut-launcher spell, and the time that Berserker attacked Thief. Therefore, I won't believe that Red Mage is dead until it's shown to me.

Tiako 11-08-2006 11:24 PM

Let me put it this way: a man slamming his finger in a door is mild slapstick. A lady slipping on a banana peel is classic slapstick. A person slamming his finger in a door, causing him to rumble in pain until he hits an electric fence so that he is electrocuted and thus doesn't notice the banana peel and slips on it, which just happens to send him down a man whole, is hilarious slapstick.

My point is that in many ways, 8-Bit's death jokes are just the next step in slapstick humor.

bolevar321 11-09-2006 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Massacre
The following is a test of the Emergency Buttkicking System. If this were a real emergency, the Light Warriors would be dead now.



It's come to my attention that there are certain patterns going on inside the amusing and danger-fraught journey of the Light Warriors. First of all, lots of people die...and it's funny. It's funny 'cause they're dead, naturally. But death is playing an important role in this series and I wanted to talk death to kill time while we wait for someone else to bite the big one. Why? Because I think this is all going somewhere. It just popped into my head...and I want to know what you think. Check it out...

Positively every important character has had one or more near-death - as in totally incapacitated - events in this game, with the exception of White Mage, because she's a 'pacifist'. Aside from that, this business with the Four Fiends seems to always spark an important sort of death-scenario.

Black Mage was impaled and had his spine snapped by Lich, sending him to hell to become king for ten or twenty minutes before Lich took over.

Black Belt was perma-killed for stupidly jumping at a snake-lady with fire-powers and six swords, more than enough to put any Ginsu knife to shame.

And now, Ur swallowed up Red Mage in a scenario which may or may not have made him the avatar of Kraken or something like that. The point is...he's as good as dead too.

This discussion revolves around the usefulness of death as comedy...and because I wonder who you all think is next, aside from a gigantic proportion of NPCs. Personally, I think Thief is going to be ripped apart by Tiamat for his denial of the existence of dragons. A five-headed one is FAR too much for him, don't you think? In any case, lemme know what's on your mind...aside from the obvious Animaniacs joke that I fear is coming...

Would you mind tellng me why you use such dark text? It gives me a headache.

Anyway, death is quite useful as a comedy. After a surge of adrenaline brought on by fear, the first instinct is to laugh. This is to return a person to a state of normality; the body is saying "there is no danger here." So why is it so surprising that we laugh at death? We, for the most part, don't want to die. Furthermore, nobody has died, and lived to talk about it, so we are also afraid of that extra unknown. So why is it so surprising that we can laugh at someone/thing else dying? We laugh at death because we are afraid of it.

Massacre 11-09-2006 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bolevar321
Would you mind tellng me why you use such dark text? It gives me a headache.

Yes, I would mind. :shifty:

Now then, to get back on subject, I'd like to enter upon the revelation of the fact that NOT dying is also funny when used in congruence with death. Red Mage is apparently not dead because he's too stupid to relevently understand what it means to be taken apart, piece by piece, without 'writing down the damage', so I guess it's funny because he's...not dead. And even though it was an anti-climax, I still found it funny, so it's all good.

The question is...was it evolved slapstick? Also, there was certainly a big joke made on Kraken in HIS death.

hanzo66 11-10-2006 09:12 AM

Well, judging from the current comic I guess RM's NOT dead.


Ur is though...

mammothtank 11-10-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bolevar321
Would you mind tellng me why you use such dark text? It gives me a headache.

It's his modus operandi. Just go with it.

On topic, I think RM's failure to register damage in such a ludicrous manner is rather akin to this.

death_trooper 11-11-2006 09:00 AM

Black mage = Spinal snap, thus killing him making him the ruler of hell.
Thief = Near death encounter with Berserker, causing him to make a deal with the god of trickery.
Red mage = Swallowed by Ur AND earlier a giant fire dragon, of which he killed them BOTH! (Woot for teh red mage!)
Black belt = ......Black belts dead!
Fighter = Whenever he sleeps near BM is a near-death experience for him...but other than that....hmmm.....

FighterFlight 11-12-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hanzo66
Well, judging from the current comic I guess RM's NOT dead.


Ur is though...


This is funny. The answers to all your questions are here.

I thought I'd mention it, since I know that most forum goers will never understand the post.


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